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Al Mualim: since you seem to be allergic to water I have created this suppository to cure your problem, now just bend over and drop your pant's
Alair: you aren't coming near me with that old man. |
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@UchihaKarasu: Thanks! I really had to think about that but it came easily enough in the end!
Al Mualim: So Altair! You say that Malik stoile this from you and then hid behind a bush whilst you chased after his horse? Altair: Yes Al Mualim: Sooooo.... Explain the arm...? Altair: He gets very competitive Yes, Yes I can |
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[infinite laughter]   ----------------------------------- if you want to contact me on xbox live, my gamertag is easyspy, i am also 10 years old so i might get annoyed easy |
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Al Mualim: This Templar Treasure, this...Piece of E-
Piece of Eden: Greetings, Reclaimer! I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation- Al Mualim: SILENCE, ORACLE!! *Ahem* Yes, this Piece of Eden... |
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lol, makes me thing on Andy from RvB There is no such thing as Good or Evil, only Human thinking makes it so--William Shakespeare "Our minds do not limit us, we limit our minds."  Elected Assassin of the Forum I am a Renaissance Fanatic, ask me something about the era and I will answer to the best of my ability  |
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also i love that show  |
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Al Maulim: "People have been laughing at me all day... All I've done is walk around holding onto my big glowing balls..."
Altiar: *snicker* Al Maulim: "Am I the ONLY mature assassin in this damn villiage? >_<" |
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Al Mualim: Behold Altair, a model of the greatest weapon anyone will ever behold, the Death Star! With it I will vaporize the Earth and begin the Great Journey, and the High Prophet of Truth shall be revealed with the blood of a thousand innocents! Now go and summon the Elite guards and the Brute guards. They will be our escorts into paradise, but before we can begin, you must kill these nine demons in order to bring balance to the Force! Robert de Sable, the leader of the Covenant Galactic Empire must be destroyed, before he turns us all over to the Dark Side! Go Altair, for you are the only hope left for mankind to destroy the Flood of evil Templar Covenant Galactic Empire! Go and activate my precious! My Precious Halo!
Animus: Desychronization - Fatal error in reality. Desmond: *gets up* WTF was that?! Lucy: Ooops! It appears I left a DVD of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, as well as Halo 3 in the disc slots... heh heh... Vidic: I knew that glowing green X looked suspiscious! You get no cake tonight Mrs. Stillman! Lucy: The cake is a lie! *begins doing puzzles as Vidic falls through a portal* *everything goes dark and symbols flash on the screen* Desmond: *wakes up* ...Huh? It was a... dream? Vidic: Wake up Mr. Miles. Time is wasting. Desmond: You know doc, I think I had enough video games this week. --- "You told me that I would get answers when I no longer needed to ask questions. So I will not ask. I DEMAND you tell me more information on Assassin's Creed II!" My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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I think you win the Chaos Award.
 We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Thanks! I think... That's a good award, right?  --- "You told me that I would get answers when I no longer needed to ask questions. So I will not ask. I DEMAND you tell me more information on Assassin's Creed II!" My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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It's an award.
 We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Kew, your sig complements your caption if you look at it the right way.
 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -Denis Diderot Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea. Two Girls, One Animus...there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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*mild language*
Al Mualim: ‘ey Altair mate, check out me blingin’ golden ball yeah? It’s like bare magic, blood. Altair: Yo man, that’s like well blingin’ and ting. Ya gots any fags on yah mate? Al Mualim: Nah man, can’t puff dat no more, innit? Gots mah beard and ting, catches fire. Altair: Tsk, you is gotta shave, yeah mate? Gotta come round mine mate, got some emjay and ting. Gonna get well off our heads. This Tuesday, mate. Al Mualim: Sheeeet, I gotta go to court on Tuesday! Mah lady is tryin’ to get sole custody of our 23 kids mate. Altair: Mate dat slag can have them yeah? Well me an’ Malik are going down Damascus market tomorrow, see if we can get served at the pub, you comin’? Al Mualim: Mate, you know my ASBO says I can’t go there! Altair: Aaaaaah ****aaah! |
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Featured Picture:
 Winning caption: Bladencrowd
Runner-up: SLB_2009
Honourable Mention: Kew414
Unusual Breakthrough Award: Eldran
Chaos Award: EzioTheAssassin
The Unfair Advantage Award: Me. Because I can. To the rest of you...  Next Picture:  Someone else will have to judge next Friday. My entry: Altair: I can see my bureau from up here! Now if only I had some sort of flying machine... Yeah, my sense of humor is broken today. We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Altair: Woah-woah-woah! Holy s**t holy s**t! What's the point of doing this, damn a**holes?!
"I was born into this world to be taken out of it." -ProjectXigis |
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Altair: I have no idea why in the name of Al Mualim I decided to climb up here! It's a great view, but for the love of some Crusader Phantom! How do I get down? *leans forward to look down, but falls* AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHH! *lands in a bale of hay* *climbs out* ...Well that was really convenient... though it doesn't seem physically possible... I should ask Al Mualim about this. *leave Acre and goes to Masayaf*
--- "You told me that I would get answers when I no longer needed to ask questions. So I will not ask. I DEMAND you tell me more information on Assassin's Creed II!" My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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By the time Altair had reached the top of St. Andrew's cathedral, he realised too late that the hay shipment had been delayed...
Altair: Damn you Sibrand! Why'd you have to take over Acre's port now!? We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Altair - What a great veiw! Climbing a massive tower is like my favourite hobby!
Garnier's Ghost - Alllltttaiiir! I am here to haunt you for what you've done! And i'm going to kill you for killing me! *Lunges at Altair* *Altair jumps out of the way* Hehe Sucker... why am i feeling a large breeze around me? Oh cra- *Splat* *Random Gaurd walks up to the blood splatter* So we have a murderer nearby. *Looks up and sees Garnier's ghost* "GHOST! CATCH THE DECEASED! YOU WILL DIE HERE... AGAIN?  (In case your wonderin who Garnier de Naplouse is, he's the guys Altair first killed in Acre!) --------------------- SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! "ASSASSIN!!" "Damn, not again"  AC2 WHITE EDITION! |
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Altair: That's right, Jesus. Let's see you do this with a cross.
*wind speeds up noticably* Altair:  JUST KIDDING!------------------------------------------------------------------- Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -Denis Diderot Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea. Two Girls, One Animus...there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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