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And the award for most typos in one caption goes to...
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Don't drink and post.  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -Denis Diderot Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea. Two Girls, One Animus...there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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Since the previous judge seems to have died for no apparent reason...
 Winner: EzioTheAssassin
2nd place: X10J
Honourable mention: bladencrowd
The slightly-edited-to-make-it-funnier-award: EzioTheAssassin (again)
The rest of you can have some free door prizes. Catch! Next Picture:  Al Mualim: Voila! Altair: Wow! Did you just totally pull that thing out of your beard!? Al Mualim: Yes I did. And now for my next trick, I shall turn water into wine! I'll judge again next Friday, unless someone else wants to volunteer.  We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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al maulim: ladies and altair,watch me now as i depart my awesome beard to half with no help or magic
altair:  al maulim: behold!!! This message has been edited. Last edited by: magesupermaster, Hi i'm new call me MageMaster NOT MageSuperMaster! |
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Al Mualim: Altair! Look at this! I found this thing on the ground today.
Altair: Nah, I like looking at walls. Al Mualim: But this thing is weird! When I show this to other people and tell them to check it out, they become like zombies, just staring at it! Altair: Kind of like World of Warcraft? (Not hating on WoW, FYI  )------------------------------ ^^^ Post count +1  |
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Al Mualim: Altair can you help me find my other ball I lost it earlier today when I was playing with my sword
Altair: *Silence* Al Mualim: Well dont just stand there get on your hands and knees and look! I think it might be in my robes somehwere... Yes, Yes I can |
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Altair: Dude!, seriously where are they coming from!. That's the 5th one this morning!
Al Mualim: I can't help it if i keep finding strange balls in my beard Malek walks in Malek: Did he say what i think he said o_O Altair: Awwwkwaaarrdd! I'm terrible at being funny, i apologise  Truth is written in blood..... The past can't be destroyed if you still have memories! Nulla e vero, tutto e permesso La sicurezza e la pace su di voi |
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epicwolf, dont apologise - have some faith in yourself!
Anyway, most ppl aren't funny here  ____ Al Mualim: I have AIDS... so umm, you might wanna get checked |
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Truth is written in blood..... The past can't be destroyed if you still have memories! Nulla e vero, tutto e permesso La sicurezza e la pace su di voi |
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pfft, hahahahahahahahaha  I tried to read that without laughing, I really did XD There is no such thing as Good or Evil, only Human thinking makes it so--William Shakespeare "Our minds do not limit us, we limit our minds."  Elected Assassin of the Forum I am a Renaissance Fanatic, ask me something about the era and I will answer to the best of my ability  |
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Altair-It seems rather small for all the power you claim it has. How does it work?
Al Mualim- He who is able to control it commands the hearts and minds of any man or woman who looks upon it. Whoever tastes of it as they say. Eavesdropping Guard- What the f*ck?!  Quick! Look! Over there - Free Ice Cream!Topic Closed. - Realjambo |
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Mualim: *gasp* Another zubat?! Altair, I choose you! GO!
"If you're ever in a fair fight, then your tactics suck." "Almost anything more abrasive than silk is going to offend somebody."  Me and AetosEagle: post brothers |
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*Al Mualim looks at Altair and is overcome with surprise*
Al Mualim: Altair I've just realized something!! Altair: What is it Master?!? Al Mualim: When you look at our hoods from the side, they look...LIKE BEAKS!!!! Altair: (idiot) |
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Al Mualim: I call it a baseball! I'm going to use it's post-popularity for world domination!
 Altair: It'll never catch on.  --- After having my billing info messed up and my package delivery messed up, all I want is my MAE without any more problems... My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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Al Mualim: cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future.
Altair: you do know the last person who asked me for money died don't you? |
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Altair: "Are you gonna spend all day fondling Malik's ball?"
Al Mualim: "No, no, Malik has one arm. It was Qadar who only had one testi-...oh, right, this thing...cuz Malik was the one who retrieved it from the...  "Altair: "So...let's just skip right past the part where you explain how you found that out about Qadar." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -Denis Diderot Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea. Two Girls, One Animus...there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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Al Mualim: Your next target is Robert de Sable.
Altair: Why, master? Al Mualim: Because I broke 5 @#$% teeths with this strange apple that he sent me!!! or Al Mualim: Altair, I know you aren't a doctor, but when I went to the bathroom I made this. Is it normal???? --------------------------------------------------------------- Waiting for the Black edition to be delivered... |
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Al Mualim: so if we get a hoop and some other men we can play basket ball
Altair: does stabbing count as a foul? Al Mualim: Yes and so does running up walls and scoring from roof top's Altair: so what's the point I may as well just go kill me next target. |
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Al Mualim: Well..er..Frank, there comes a time when a lady likes a man and well--
Altair: Frank? Im Altair and what does this have to do with that ball thingy? Al Mualim: Cute, Susie whats-your-face now back on topic...This ball represents whether you might ever intertwine with a women, or a man if it glows... |
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Altair: What's that?
Al Mualim: It's a piece of silver. Altair: Don,t lie, old man it's the piece of Eden. Al Mualim:   Our lives are made of the truths written in the blood of others. Am experiencing bursts of angst, due to the PC version delay >_< |
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