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 [/QUOTE]Winner: originally posted by Bladencrowd Leonardo-Where the hell is Waldo?! Runner-up: originally posted by Edengoth Leonardo: 6 hours after a night of heavy drinking, 0.3 second before vomiting. 3rd place: Originally posted by Xanatos2007 Ezio is hiding in the closet with a camera waiting to capture Leonardo's reaction when he looks up and sees the big, cardboard bat hanging in his room.  Honorable mention: Originally posted by EzioTheAssassin: Leo: Gah! Where did it go?! I left it right here! Ezio have you seen my pen? Ezio: I'm using it as my hidden blade until mine gets back from the blacksmiths. *back in the modern world* Lucy: Desmond? What is it? Desmond: I just had a great idea for what I could use Vidic's pen forProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0 Next Pic:   |
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wtf man first my arm and now this.....
or oh crap i think these shrooms are stating to kick in or Altir:dont look at me like that you son of b****, all you do is sit here and color all day, i dont think it matters at this point if i went a little bit crazy with the dye |
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Altair: I got into a rather large fight, have you got any Assassin Bleach?
Malik: Sorry, I'm fresh out. Try next door. or Malik: *looks up* OMG! WTF? Altair: ...pardon? Malik: Sorry, reverse-bleeding effect. Altair:  ?or Malik: Very impressive on your last assignment Altair, it seems I have misjudged you. Altair: Oh stop it! You're making me blush.  *blushes all over*Malik:  Altair: ...what?  We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Hi i'm new
Malik: altair,why are you all red? Altair: i heard that Ezio can paint his cloths so i gave it a shot Malik: it went wrong Altair: i told to the beggers if they will paint my robe i'll give them money Hi i'm new call me MageMaster NOT MageSuperMaster! |
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Welcome to the forums.  Malik: Adha! Altair: It's me, you idiot. Malik: Oh  Our lives are made of the truths written in the blood of others. Am experiencing bursts of angst, due to the PC version delay >_< |
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Malik: WTF! Why are you all red!?
Altair: A fabulous Assassin must stand out my dear. Malik:  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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Malik: WTF! what are you wearing.
Altair: It's my new halloween costume. Malik: halloween costume, who the hell are you? Altair: Spiderman, it's not that bad.It's the only one they had. Malik:I would have just went as an assassin. Altair: oh... 'The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world' - Gman |
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Malik- Looks like the "Great Altair" finally lost one of his glorious battles.
Altair- ...No Malik- Don't lie. I could hear that damn synchronization noise while you came in. To early to think up something  . Quick! Look! Over there - Free Ice Cream!Topic Closed. - Realjambo |
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(Ok, now that it's the current pic, I'll post my caption.)
Altair: A fabulous assassin ensures his robes are noticed by the many. Malik: NO! A fabulous assassin maintains control of his color scheme! OR Malik: Look, Altair, I KNOW you have a thing for amputees, but this is NOT the way to impress me. *heavy sigh, hands over a feather* Go...and try not to blind anyone on the way to your target. This message has been edited. Last edited by: Edengoth, ------------------------------------------------------------------- Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -Denis Diderot Anarchy: It's not the law, it's just a good idea. Two Girls, One Animus...there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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Altair: does this make my butt look big??
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Altair: My Eagle Vision's gone kinda funky lately.
This message has been edited. Last edited by: sbredflag,  ^ Go faster, stupid countdown! |
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Malik: DAMMIT ALTAIR! i've told you a million times, WE DON'T HAVE CHRISTMAS HERE!!!
------------------------------ The secret to Happiness is to have a clean conscience or none at all. |
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Malik: what the duce happened to your robes.
Altair: oh you mean you haven't heard? Malike: heard what. Altair: AL Mualim changed the Assassin's colors to red and blue. Malik: realy? Altair: yea. Malik: oh ok on with your mission. Altair: right. *Altair returns to find Malik in red and blue.* Altair: safety and peace brother. Malik: upon you as well. wait a minute your back in your old clothes. Altair: yea ran out of dye. Malik: hold on i think i have more in the back. Altair: thanks but save it for yourself i'll get some later. Malik: oh dont worry i dyed my whole wardrobe allready. Altair: (greatist prank ever) |
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Malik: Altair? What's that on your clothes?
Altair: What? Oh, this. When I had my usual long-winded talk with my dying target, his jugular vein spurted blood all over my new robes. Malik: You must suck at your job pretty bad if you can sit and have lively conversation with your target before they die. or Altair prepared to go after his next target - A bull. or Malik: I'm seeing red... Altair: Malik wait, I've already said I was sorry about your arm! Please don't pwn me with your awesomness and rage! or Malik: Where on earth did you get that?! Altair: There was a crazy old scientist who randomly came out of nowhere with some type of magic thing, A "DeLorean" he called it, so I checked it out and I was transported to the Future! I got to see my great great great great grandson, dye my clothes, and stab someone wearing puffy pants! AND I COULD ALSO SWIM! It was amazing! Malik: Whatever it is that you're on... I want some. or Altair: ...Don't ask. Malik: Akward... --- After having my billing info messed up and my package delivery messed up, all I want is my MAE without any more problems... My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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*dies laughing* There is no such thing as Good or Evil, only Human thinking makes it so--William Shakespeare "Our minds do not limit us, we limit our minds."  Elected Assassin of the Forum I am a Renaissance Fanatic, ask me something about the era and I will answer to the best of my ability  |
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My goodness...
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Altaïr: (gasp)... You are so lucky you didn't have to come to that assassins meeting...
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Major Lol at some of these :P
Altair: So Malik are you sure this will help me blend in the red light district of Jerusalem? Malik: (In camp voice) Of course Alti Darling! You look absolutley fabulous! It's what all the hip Assassins are wearing! Altair: I notice you aren't... Yes, Yes I can |
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Malik: WTF
Altair: Hello malike are you not attendenting the halloween party? Malik: What party is this Altair: It is where ale the juggerlers do and preform the best juggerling a two handed ....... Malik:WoW did not know they still did that Altair@ Im so sorry, maybe next yera?  My internet connection is slow. |
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