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His mother would be his kidnapped wife, and he'd be dead.

What would happen if Micheal Jackson lived in Florence back in 1486?


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Ezio and everyone else would be the bastard son of a little boy. Roll Eyes =P

What would happen if Ezio wore high heels?



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Free-Running would be a bitch and he'd lose his balance, fall off a building and die.

What would happen if Ezio dressed up as a prostitute to get close to his target?


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He'd be knocked up and the game would be called 'Knocked up Creed' or 'Pregnant Creed'

What would happen if Ezio was AL Pacino?



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We'd all have a good laugh.

What would happen to Ezio if you shot him out of a cannon?




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He'd die? xD

What would happen if Ezio ate my fluffy butt?



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You'd have a hard time sitting down, making you an easy target.

What would happen if Ezio wore a ghillie suit?




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It would be called COD -12 Creed.

What would happen if I was bald?



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You'd still have plenty of hair on your butt.

What would happen if Ezio married Da Vinci?




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Insted of the "Mona lisa"
it'll be a big splouge of white spots

what would happen if Ezio got the plague



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He could assassinate his targets with his breath.

What would happen if Ezio fell off a bridge?




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nothing, cause chuck norris will be down there to kick him back up

what would happen is Ezio turned out to be chuck norris?



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Don't be silly, Chuck Norris doesn't need a disguise.

What would happen if Ezio bumped into Chuck Norris?




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well the first thing that would go through Ezio's mind would be chuck norris's foot

what would happen if Ezio meet Merlin?



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you don't want to know Razz

What would happen if Ezio found out his hidden gun was actually a water gun right as he was about to shoot his target?
 
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water fight!!!!??? Big Grin

what would happen if Ezio was never born?



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there would be no meaning to life! naw, we just wouldn't have Assassin's Creed 2, or we would play as his mom, running around. trying to get married, so that she could try and have a baby, named Ezio...

What would happen if Ezio had an American accent like Altair?
 
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He would recieve poor reviews.

What if Ezio discovered Australia?




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he would get an aussie passport and learn to surf!

What if Ezio would be able to surf in Venice? lol that would be awesome!
 
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He'd be even more of a 'ladies man'.

What if Ezio invented the rifle?




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