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In this thread... a user answers the users question above them. It has to be about ezio. and then asks a question of his own. let me start.
What would happen if Ezio was climbing and an old lady opened the window? (I didn't answer the question above me because I'm the first poster and no one's above me. =P)  Bunny VS Piff-Paff: The infamy. |
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Then he must throw her out the window.
What would happen if Ezio has a wife? -------------------------------------------------------------------- The cake is a lie. The meatloaf isn't!  PSN:STELTHY_MEETLOAF Steam:StealthyMeatloaf |
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He would have to kill her to conceal his identity.
What would happen if Esio lost all sense of co-ordination?  We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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Altair would time travel and Ezio would use him as a guide dog.
What would happen if Ezio forgot his clothes one morning? |
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He would be incredibly embarrased and not very stealthy.
What would happen if Ezio lived in a lake? We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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*EDIT* Sorry!
He would have Gills a fish tail and hidden hooks rather than blades, the first Mer-assassin. What would happen if Ezio "hidden gun" had a malfunction?  "PWNcracker is never late, nor is he early, he arrives pricisely when he means to!" |
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Well, I'm not sixty yet, so my "hidden gun"'s never malfunctioned, but I've heard it's pretty embarrassing. I'd feel bad for Ezio and his, uh, "partner".
What would happen if Ezio had bad vision?  |
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He would not use that hoodie anymore...
What would happen if Ezio turned to be a "weird preferences" assassin?   The "New PoP Deathbringers" Team [Khaled, Lester, André, Jo, DiDo and Morty, Vlad and Roxy] Signature artwork by Mystica  * *My deviantArt |
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Then he would be 10x more BADASS :
 What would happen if Ezio forgot how to swim?  Quick! Look! Over there - Free Ice Cream!Topic Closed. - Realjambo |
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then he'd become Altair xD
What would happen if Ezio had arthritis ?  "I'd probably only use the swords, or maybe a hammer for some lols." - Blurzz My film production company = www.openboxfilms.com/ |
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Then he wouldn't be able to assassinate his targets with the hidden blade.
What would happen if Ezio owned a cat? |
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lol depending on its size, it would try and eat him [cats catch and eat birds right !?]
What would happen if Ezio was actually a horse ? "I'd probably only use the swords, or maybe a hammer for some lols." - Blurzz My film production company = www.openboxfilms.com/ |
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No one would tame him...He is untamable
What would happen if Ezio went against Chuck Norris  PSN: Sithis_D Add me if you like and tell me which forum member you are |
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we'd have to make up some cheesy joke about Chuck Norris being unbeatable... then bring in Bruce Lee to whoop his *** !
What would happen if you didnt have a map and had to walk miles to find the main cities, only to find that they're deserted ? "I'd probably only use the swords, or maybe a hammer for some lols." - Blurzz My film production company = www.openboxfilms.com/ |
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Ezio would be out of the job lol
What would happen if Ezio turned out to be a templar  PSN: Sithis_D Add me if you like and tell me which forum member you are |
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We'd alap the producers and execute them for being freemasons. xD
What would happen if Ezio was replaced by a Bunny? Bunny VS Piff-Paff: The infamy. |
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The fans would go mad and the game would be called Assassin's Rabbit.
What would happen if Ezio had access to an animus? --- After having my billing info messed up and my package delivery messed up, all I want is my MAE without any more problems... My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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(Assassin's 'Bunny'!!!!!!)
He would play as Altair then go spit on his grave because he wasn't as cool as Ezio thought he was. What would happen if Ezio would dance the samba?(HAHAHAHAH!) Bunny VS Piff-Paff: The infamy. |
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He would steal the floor at a masquerade ball, attract all the women, take them into a back room, come out looking like a mess, then pwn all the guards and his targets in a horomonal rage.
What would happen if Ezio sang at a concert? --- After having my billing info messed up and my package delivery messed up, all I want is my MAE without any more problems... My Deviantart | My Short Shory Series | My Youtube |
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Opera wouldn't be the same...
What would happen if Ezio was his own father? We are all books containing thousands of pages, and within each lies an irreparable truth. La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken. |
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