Like me?

The difference was that they were downright stupid...

You, at least, know how to put a sentence together... >_<

It's a lie I is noob tell me I is nobb

You're a horse.

Am I a noob horse?

No, there's no such thing as a "noob horse"...

There are just horses, foals... and ponies...

And you, mister horsey, are a pony...

Yeah well, at least you can be sure I'll always pony up

Punpunpunpunpunpunpunpunpunpunpun.

Pun-y. >_>

You have to admit you ran headfirst into that one

No, not really.

I could come up with puns about just about anything... >_>

So "falling" into a pun isn't something you can point your finger at... or hoof...

I said you ran, not fell

I know what you... typed... >_>

I just used the word "falling" instead...
Are you going to point your hoof at me for that instead?

Eh, if you like. But I'd rather not, I is sore from all the running

I'm an assassin.

I'm an horseassin

Why are chickens purple?

I mean, they look pink but you have to look really closely to see that it's actually purple.

I think they had too much cherry fizzpopbang

Well...what colour is a polar bear?

Black.

Fawweal.

Seriously, they are black but they look white because of their fur. If you stripped them of their white fur they would be black.

I know, that's fuh-ing weird isn't it

Yes.

Yes it is.