I hear BG's wife loves his 20 seconds.

<ducks and runs for cover>

How is the vasectomy working out JP?

Ahh...painful memories.

Let's get back on track here again.

Join now and get in our next uber-fun event:

A d/f match with the great guys at the 85th Fighter Group.

Next five to join receive a free bottle of BG's finest scotch.

Join now. Time is running out.

The end is near. I sense the hand. What do you think JP?

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Originally posted by jensenpark:

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Next five to join receive a free bottle of BG's finest scotch.

Can I re-join?

Joined DD´z only three days ago. Have not regret my decision for one second. Those Dogz are a helpful, laid back, good comrades bunch of guys.

If You ever thought of joining one squad and you are new (or veteran) to flying, don´t hesitate, DangerDogz is The Squad!

Regards
Sweper

Dont tell them the bottles are empty JP

fly as little as you want or as much as you want.

5 to 6 days a week - at all times of the day.

Coops and D/F matches and SEOW's at times convenient to those on the West Coast of North America to those on the European mainland.

Serious fliers, un-serious pilots, good pilots, new pilots, bad pilots (like me and BG) all welcome.

All you need is a sense of humour.

We have mates from 3 different continents and 10 different countries.

Join and see why the DD's are known as the United Nations of the Il2 world (not just because we are corrupt and basically useless).

I remember this one time, back in high school, we went to a mock UN as Turkey. They didn't like us. As soon as the Sov's started to act up we were threatening to close the Bosphorus. As the moderators were steering the whole thing to a peaceful, negotiated, conclusion, we were still pushing willy-nilly to war. The whole thing would have been a total bore if it hadn't been held on a college campus.

Ah, co-eds!

Come join the DD's. Even though they don't have co-eds. (Though, I am led to believe, there is this girl at the Red Lion... ) At least no one has gotten a virus, computer or otherwise, from flying with the DD's, (as far as we know).

Ways to tell BG is drunk while flying:

- Calls out to his wingmen Johnnie Walker and Jack Daniels when attacked
- Mouse pad is made of cocktail napkins
- Long rambling announcements on Teamspeak what animal shapes he's seeing in the clouds
- Giggling fit every time he says the word cockpit"
- Delays takeoff to de-ice his mojito
- He complains about heavy turbulence and yet hasn't taken off yet
-Invites all flying in the CoOp to a "layover" in his room
- Halfway to target, asks, "Which one of you losers is the designated driver?"
- Drops his pants instead of his landing gear on landing approach
- Still thinks DD's are a bra size, not a squad.
- His rear gunner is Capt Morgan

Lets not forget the often hidden health benefits of flying with the DangerDogz.

Meet our oldest member DD_AncientCodger.


After a successful career as head of Drunken Singing in the top-secret Haddock-stretching division of General Dynamics and chairmanship of the SEC, 94 year old AncientCodger keeps that devil may care pre-school look with regular coops, seow's and dogfight competitions with the DangerDogz.

The DangerDogz. Because you're worth it

So let me get this straight:

The DD's offer:

- almost daily coops
- training (if you want...but not needed)
- fun flying company
- SEOW events
- get togethers in the UK and North America
- non-judgemental fellow drunks
- access to the fountain of youth?

Holy Cow! Now wonder BG can be old as dirt, and yet still bag a bevy of 19 year old Swedish blonds!

Join now!

See what all the (made up) hype is about!

All welcome...

All you need is fun, fun...fun is all you need.

Geez, I go away a week and no one has responded?

I'm getting a bit concerned here...

We're down to about 40 active Dogz here...The Dark Lord BG is running out of new recruit to drain the life force from.

Err...I mean...that great guy BlairGowrie is hoping some new folks join in the fun.

We're just about to start an intra-squad campaign that DD_Doubletap has created...

Operation Pedestal!

Join now and see if you can sink the heroic Ohio flying as Blue scum...or save the heroic Ohio flying as Red scum...

A better time will not be had in the Il2 world...

Joind the DD's, see the world. Once you are out on parole that is...

Still time to join in of the Operation Pedestal event.

Event being a understatement...this will be a 17 week (Sundays) intra-squad fight reenacting the desperate fight for Malta.

Fighters, bombers, torpedo bombers, carriers, strategies...

something for everyone.

All welcome. Working knowledge of nuclear reactors and uranium enrichment only a preference, not a requirement!

Apparently BlairGowrie does not have access to internet in the sanitarium where he is being held for <ahem> 'observation', so it falls on me to respond to my own earlier reply.

Join the DD's now and get in on the fun.

Free sheep to every new member who joins by midnight tonight. Act now.

Starting next Sunday: Operation Pedestal...a massive on-going re-enactment of the heroic Battle of Malta created by the indomitable DD_Doubletap (which is kinda' amazing, as he has difficulty string 3 words together in a sentence but can create an amazing campaign with incredible detail)

Still time to join is the mayhem.

All welcome...all skill levels welcome. Just bring a half decent attitude and you're in!

You are all alone here now JP.

Not while I have the voices in my head!

And some of them are saying:

"Join the DangerDogz now!"

Of course some of the voices are saying to kill the neighbours and eat them...but I think I'll go with the majority of the voices and invite people to join us.

Now celebrating our fifth anniversary and growing stronger every day.

5th Anniversary Traditional Gift :

Wood. The strength of your marriage bond is represented by the traditional gift of wood for your 5th anniversary. Wood is strong and long-lasting.

I tried to give a Wood 'item' to my wife on our anniversary. She had a headache though.

Join now and I promise no more bad humour attempts!

Join the Dogz and fly in the Operation Pedestal campaign. 14 missions left!