Join the DD's and learn BG's secret of dating old, wealthy women and stealing their money to add to his billions and then dating their hot 20 year old granddaughters.

BG still has me in the apprentice stage of this where I just date old, old women.

One day BG promises to move me up. Right BG...? Uh BG...what's with the evil smirk?

Join the DD's and enjoy:

Cozy naps by the fire:



Fly great and challenging missions like HH_Enforcer who skillfully dead-sticked in from 10 miles away...just to have AI B25 land in front of him. -300 points for a friendly kill anyone?





Flying with celebrities like Spock!

Join the DD's and visit exotic European locales in a...Dauntless?



Or get your own Wildcat...On sale for 1/2 off!



Or experience historical re-enactments like...dogfighting in Japanese flying boats

Nice screenies JP.

Now flying fully modded.

...and partially clothed.

B.

I knew a girl, once, who was modded.

Was that done to improve her performance Erco or did you get better sounds?

Ach! I wish I could have found out, sadly, we never were able to run co-ops, our game versions were incompatable.

Well done Erco.

Now, let's get back to biz:

DD's offer:
coops 5 days a week (fly as much or as little as you want)
SEOW (against other squads and eachother)
Inter and Intra - squad d/f matches
Training
Acrobatic section
Fun
Wife swapping
Derivative trading

Everything you could want in a squad. Join now and get your first STD treatment free!

Now running the AAA mods.

For a taste of what it is like to fly with the Dogz, join the Ubi Zoo Coops flying every Saturday and hosted by DD_Blairgowrie whether drunk or sober. That's you BTW not me. I am always drunk.

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...1013236/m/2341089637

quote:

Originally posted by blairgowrie:
I am always drunk.

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...1013236/m/2341089637

That's not entirely true.

I think you are stoned occasionally.

Join the DD's and find out why DD_KimIlJong says "Man, I can learn some tyrant-skills from that BG guy"

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Coming up shortly:

A d/f match with our great friends with the 85th Squadron and a intersquad match on the Med front created by the incomparable DD_Doubletap.

Join now in the fun.

Contrary to the common perception, BG is neither drunk or stoned all the time. A part of the time, at least, that's just an excuse to cover up the senility.

Not that hanging with BG isn't a blast, mind you.

Come fly with us, but only if you possess a sense of humor!

If I could remember where I left my cane Erco, I'd beat the livin' crap out of you.

No doubt Erco would be happy to pay for that service BG.

Sick, sick man.

Scares me to think he is a commercial pilot in real life.

I'm beginning to think, JP, that you're the power behind the throne. Suggesting possible income streams, recruiting fresh blood, you're in up to your elbows, aren't you?

Oh yeah, just remembered, come fly with the DD's and feel normal again!

Three duplicate posts Erco!! Now who is going senile?

Ach! The rig I was posting on was quite advanced in it's age, I thought it kept locking up. Who knew that it was actually working. My apologies to geezers everywhere.

Fly with the DD, and learn to love 20 seconds!