I understand our Chaplian, frior-one, will be along shortly to say a few words of comfort to you all.

The Danger Dogz are now actively recruiting again.
All you need is a good sense of humour. Training provided if you need it or you can train us.

All of us can fly versions 4.04m, 4.05m, 4.07m and 4.071m but not at the same time.

Drop by our website at www.dangerdogz.com and register. Leave me a pm here or send me an email to bg@dangerdogz.com

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Originally posted by blairgowrie:
I understand our Chaplian, frior-one, will be along shortly to say a few words of comfort to you all.

I think he's to busy hearing confession from you lot to come by and offer words of comfort.

Or else he's passed out in a gutter again with one of the clubhouse barmaids.

I'm guessing the latter.

I have been up to Abbey, down to the pub over to sister Brenda's and I can't find the chaplain anywhere.

I wonder if he has gone down to the sheep pens. Silly booger will get fleeced if he is not careful.

oh man...well done Ubi.

first they dump 13 pages of wisdom, humour and bad sheep jokes, then dump another 3.

Want to know how they can make a game so good, and yet not maintain a simple website?

go to www.dangerdogz.com for the answer!

Well it seems that I have been asked to drop by and offer a few words of spiritual guidance to anyone who is thinking of applying to join the Danger Dogz. Let me introduce myself. My name is Frior-one. I am the Squad Chaplin. I am working within the squadron on behalf of the Priory Of St Oleg. If you would like more information on this non-denominational organization, drop by our website and have a look in the HOME section and come by the Chapel.
The squad is billeted around our home base. We use a pub called the "Downed Pilot". Staffed by Brenda, ah, Brenda......err sorry, Thats where I do most of my spiritual guidance, "dont mix Scotch with Gin, Southern Comfort drinks best over ice, that kind of thing. We have our own Squadron Flight Mechanic, a wonderus man who keeps our wrecks flying, he goes by the name of Bohemien Llock, (nickname, well you will have to check my "Guides to the Backroom boys" for that one)originaly from Walesland, he does us proud. Our Air Traffic Control is run by Chuck Stickenoffski (nickname "Fetch"). I am always available if you should want to get any thing off your chest, and cash always ensures confidentiality.

Thank you Chaplain for those words. Any idea when Mrs. Whatserhername will be cooking buns again for the church bazaar?

There are a few of uz Dogz who would like to get our hands on her buns again.

I think our Squad Chaplain is the only one who uses single malt scotch for communion wine.

Mind you it keeps getting BG to attend regular service.

Did someone say single malt?

BG likes to play matchmaker to 'single' malts.

He introduces them to his gullet.

Yipppeee! They found the 20 odd pages of lost posts. Well done UBI.

Most commonly ignored advice among the DD's

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Originally posted by jensenpark:


Most commonly ignored advice among the DD's

apart from "read the brief"

Why not join us as a guest? If you enjoy flying with the group then we can look at a full membership in the Dogz for you.

All you need is Teamspeak, and a current game version. We can all do 4.04m, 4.05m or 4.071m.

Visit our website @ www.dangerdogz.com, post here or email me at bg@dangerdogz.com.

free DD skins and nose art - just to remind you what side of the sheep you are on.

Nice nose art. I've heard that some of you boys have such an intimate knowledge of sheep that you gargle with Woolite. Is that true, BG?

Oh, them's fighting words Deacon!

Careful, or you'll find out first hand why BG likes digging so many holes in his estate.

I don't know what the Sheep Lovers in the Dogz use but my gargle preference has always been single malt scotch Deacon. It takes away the taste of the Woolite.

ok I am no longer demanding you join us a a guest, I am begging.

As a reward you get to fly as Jesenpark's wingman. But only on condition you shoot the wimp down.

Wimp?

Now what did I do to deserve that comment?

I went back over our 23 pages here and sure, I may have called you:
- criminal mastermind
- sociopath
- psycho (but I withdrew that one after DD_Psycho had his lawyers threaten lawsuit)
- bent
- crooked
- drunk
- druggy
- slave runner
- sheep rustler
- wife beater
- liberal, commie pinko
- right wing nutjob
- an errant sheep-biting flap-dragon
- an odiferous tickle-brained scullian
- a bloodier villain than terms can give thee out
- lously flyer
- drunk flyer
- drunk, lousy, right wing nutjob flyer

but surely, that's no reason to resort to name calling.