Haaaanding them the cups
Whaaa?
That would take forever, I'm making it more effective, faster, more sensible. Yes. Yes indeed.
Aw, thank you! Nonono, you need not say anymore, I already know I am the most magnificient one you have ever known

Ah, coffee, thanks Red
*takes cup from Red and quickly steps back out of range*
Just what I need after a weeks break in the offline world

Glad you're back BTOG

You haven't missed too much. Just some hubbub over the wedding, the groundbreaking for the church, and a forum-wide (including DM) conspiracy about hammers, random sequences of numbers and whatnot...

Eh, I'm behind because I'm sure most of this conversation was held in a 76 page thread, which I don't feel like scanning through anytime soon...

I`ve been reading all the posts since I went on holiday, and all the posts on my own forums
And about 700 damn emails, guess who forgot to switch off notifications while I was away

ah hi BTOG; nice to see you alive again; thus i'll have my work to do

sO dudes, u're building some kind of field toilet ? .. oh no, these things imo must happen in more rarefied places..

Nice to see you too Anju, I hope you behaved yourself while I was away

as you can see, BTOG ..

*thinks, Anju, behave?, nah, doesn`t sound right somehow*

*Arrives with a workforce of zombies, necromancers and a few liches*

Ahh yes, here we are. I'm hear with the work crew for the construction of the Temple Crypts. No, I still don't beleave Alder is a god.. but if he's delusional enough to have a temple built then he's going to need a crypt as well.

What's that? Not part of the plans, I'm sorry but it's regulations. *Hands Justice a book of temple construction regulations* See here on page 193, paragraph 4? "All temples must include a crypt with construction compleated by the Necromancers guld to ensure that those berried there do not rise as undead"

Keep the book, I'm afraid you're going to need it, I see several dozzen regulation violations allready.

Hay what the hell? *dodges a coffee cup thrown by Red* Why you little.. *Reduces Red to a smiking ash pile with a lightning bolt*

OK, now then where shall you like the crypt entrance Justice?

And I thought the building regs were bad in the UK

Yeah, it's a hell of a job but someone's gotta do it eh?

Sure enough Grim I see you forgott to mention that someone highly skilled in white magic should cast spells to ensure the undead don't get out of the crypts, but i'll be sure to do that

The crypts should be... how about above the hall of Heroes and benath the cooking department? then it is only 7 levels down to it, and only 2 from being the one at the bottom and make sure that the undeads are powerfull for when the competitions at the wedding start, so we can find out who is the one who wins t right to kiss Kyra once

I'll be the judge and since you build one of the more hard levels I presume, then you probably can't partisipate... oh, and make sure to fill it with traps

*Casts a spell on Red so the cups stop quietly right in front of the men he throws them at untill they take the cups and drink*

Someone, how is it going? have you called all those guys? Untiol now we have only been able to dig into the ground *points over at the hole in the ground that as of now is about 150 meters deep* and I'm guessing that with our current spee it will be wide and deep enough tomorrow when we should have reached the planned 300... oh, no 320 meters with Grim's crypt

Ahhh.. yes, there was a problem with the use of 'light' magic in the cypts, made maintenace diffucult. Why? Oh yes ass you'll see in the regulations all crypt maintenace must be performed by representatives of the Necromancers Guild.

And what's this? You're doing a competition? Hmmm... it's against regulations but I spoce I can set up some.. interesting encounters.. it will cost you some extra though.. loss of matirials, clean up costs, bribes errr donations. You understand.

Well then I spoce I'd best get to work, how many levels did you say the crypt was going to be?

hmm.... you can decide yourself. I'll give you 100 meters height to decide over, and the curch itsel is about 20 x 20 kilometers and with the crypts about 400 meters deep. How high it is i haven't decided yet.

And I've read that book you just gave me. Even tohug someone has tried to scrible over it, then it still says that for the sake of balance some light magic must be added to protect people.

who cares damn crypt, Grim, if you can turn living to undead by yourself?

ah yes so that's the point?...zombies...Kyra...wedding..abduction..fiends..cellar..torture

i feel it will be a hot party

*resurrects*
Light magic?
orbiT can do the light magic!
Look!
*starts running around in circles around the church, screaming wildly*

Red, watch out for spell called <disintegrate> , once casted, and you won't be able to resurrect

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Someone, how is it going? have you called all those guys? Untiol now we have only been able to dig into the ground *points over at the hole in the ground that as of now is about 150 meters deep* and I'm guessing that with our current spee it will be wide and deep enough tomorrow when we should have reached the planned 300... oh, no 320 meters with Grim's crypt

Yes, the guys are here...they just went to change shirts after Red "offered" them coffee. Apparently it takes a while to find five-hundred thousand spare shirts. They'll be back soon, though, and they are great workers, I saw them myself.

But now, to ask YOU, how is the layout working out, do you have any architectural or stability problems? And questions about flying buttresses or the vault or stained glass windows' symmetry? What about the ratio of hypothetical elemental stress on the spires versus the air pressure on the base of the building? Now come one, just ask!

Ehm, I have gotten an architect... and if he miscalculates something, then I can use my magic to stabilise it...

But now we are at it, would you think that I should use Janra's stabiliser or Finarfin's stabilising tantrum? Or should I try to see if I can get Makarel's driequm theory to work, althoug no one has mannaged it sofar, to get bot working at the same time without crashing everything since they work against each other?