here we shall talk about alders comming wedding and we will build his church

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*drives in on a catapult with Amelia* I object! We are here to crash the wedd... Oh! I think I'm early...

Build a church? Okay, lets look at our materials.
We have:
Dergos x 1
Madman_V3NOM x 1
Amelia x 1

Ok. That's... not alot.
But orbiT will make it suffice.
Dergos! You are left doorpillar!
Madman! You are right doorpillar!
Amelia! Spread your wings! You are the roof and the backwall!
Stand still!
Still I say! orbiT says still!
STILL!
Why are you looking at me like that
orbiT done nothing wrong He did what he could with such poor material, his plight is severe, but he tried
Erm... amelia, you shouldn't smoke!
Oh, you're not smoking?
Erm... um... anyways...
Help! AAaaaaaaah!
*runs away*

Amelia doesn't like to be called poor material... You'd better appologise and explain your not a racist.

*walks in with a huge toolbox the size of Mississippi*

All right, I'm here to build a church! Now who's with me? That's right! Yeah! We're going to build a huge wonderful church for the great Alder's wedding!

I see you've already gotten a start, orbiT...ehm...good job...now I have something else for you to do! Yes! The most...erm..important job on a construction site! Yes!

Now, see these cups? And see this coffee pot? Take the coffee pot and pour the coffee into the cups. Yes. That is your job. It's wonderful, isn't it?! You have the most important job around! Now when someone comes by, just hand them a cup and say, "Here." Okay? Great.

*turns to look at the rest*

Now...you people. You will be working under me to get this church built. We've got the important job around here. (However, if you talk to orbiT just patronize him and say he's got it, okay? Great.)

Anyway. To start building this church, we will...we will...well, I know. We'll take inventory to see what tools and junk we have.

*sets down toolbox and opens it*

Okay, like for instance. See these? *holds up three screwdrivers* We have three of these. Three...ehm...three...three...um...chisels? No, that's not right...um...three miter saws? That can't be it...no...um...three monkey wrenches? No...ehm....

Well...hey, you know, I just realized...um...I have to go now. Yeah! I have to go, so you guys just take inventory without me, okay? Can you handle that? Good. I'll be back in a little while and make sure everything was done right.

*retreats behind a bush hoping to hear what a screwdriver is called*

What the hell are these? ~raaargh~ Right Amelia! They must be toothpicks.

Who's the bride?

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Originally posted by Red_orbiT_:
Build a church? Okay, lets look at our materials.
We have:
Dergos x 1
Madman_V3NOM x 1
Amelia x 1

Ok. That's... not alot.
But orbiT will make it suffice.
Dergos! You are left doorpillar!
Madman! You are right doorpillar!
Amelia! Spread your wings! You are the roof and the backwall!
Stand still!
Still I say! orbiT says still!
STILL!
Why are you looking at me like that
orbiT done nothing wrong He did what he could with such poor material, his plight is severe, but he tried
Erm... amelia, you shouldn't smoke!
Oh, you're not smoking?
Erm... um... anyways...
Help! AAaaaaaaah!
*runs away*

You did what you could with that material *pats on head* but shouldnt you try find good decorations and leave the material-gathering to the other ppl

Summer:

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Originally posted by summoner49:
Who's the bride?

I wonder about the sa-
Ehem, so have you seen any girls around the tavern? LOL

Alder! How comes he doesn't know anything? *points at Sum* LOL

Summer just missed this it seems... Todays youth

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Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
Summer just missed this it seems... Todays youth

Well I hope somebody sent him an invitation More people=more presents LOL

Yeah he is on the list... *points at list*

DM mods with presents... right there

Why aren't alder's posts pink now

Oh, who left these schrewdrivers here?

Someone, get over here. See, these Norshmen here are those who have the best lumber in the world and the South Africans are the ones with the most diamonds in the world and...

*Once he has mentioned almost any material in the world that looks beautiful and magic can make inpenetrabal*

tell them that we are neeind it for the most beautifull and biggest curch that ever has been built I was thinking that about 10.000 dragons must fly in, and at least one commander of each division in our amry must get in, so at least 5 millions + the tavern regulars, and the orchestras must also get in. Once we get the material the architect I have hired, the same one who built the Taj Mahal, should be done. then i wil give each cult member about 10.000 men, 60 dragons, 70 titans and 40 angels to command during the building, except Dergos who will get 50 boys to help him make coffe and decorations.

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then i wil give each cult member about 10.000 men, 60 dragons, 70 titans and 40 angels to command during the building, except Dergos who will get 50 boys to help him make coffe and decorations.

heey why don't i get any real troops no i wouldn't attack no one shees what do you all think of me, besides let my dwarves handle this church and it will be the greatest chuirch to

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Originally posted by Justice:
Why aren't alder's posts pink now

Cause summoner holds no power over me

Ehm... I have allready enrolled your dwarves into our army... half of the "men" are your dwarves, the other half is the Droqnz from planet Znorkia, yes, Znork's homeplanet , they are the most fameous workers in the universe, and i thought that our future buildings would be cheaper if your dwarves learned all that we could from those guys.. Who is better I don't know, but they have a few ricks that our guys don't know, and we'll benefit from learning those tricks, so we will have the best workers in the universes

*sigh*
Sooo much work for poor little orbiT...
Firstly, I have the most important job here. The coffee cups must be filled and thrown.
Secondly, I must find decorations, and all I have is this office lamp from the bank robbery. Although it is a very nice office lamp. Green, and most durable
Thirdly, I have the most important job here. The coffee cups must be filled and thrown.
See? Three enormous and important tasks to do, all at the same time.
*sigh*
Ah well, might as well get started.
"Here."
*throws a cup filled with coffee at the nearest workers. The cup breaks and the workers get soaked in hot coffee*
"Here."
*continues to say Here and throwing coffee cups at all the workers*


*sigh*
So much tedious work

I see the title was thankfully edited.

And I just realized how long my last post was. Well, I was bored last night, what can I say.

Justice I see you're taking charge, eh? Well, I doubt you've ever done this before. I will be standing right here when you have questions. I know I'll be desperately needed any minute now, just bring your questions to me, nothing's too stupid (Well, some things) and nothing's too complicated (Nope, nothing at all), so just come to me with all of your construction questions.

There you are someone else!
Erhm.. "Here."
*throws a cup of coffee at someone else*

Aeh!

*the coffee cup hits him in the face, explodes, and super hot coffee gets into his eyes, ears, nose and hair* [Of course not his mouth, though ]

Ooooooh! Ouch! Yowh!! Eyieee! Hot hot HOT!!!

What was that about? I explicitly said to hand the coffee to people passing by. Not throw it in their faces!! But whatever. Keep doing what suits you best. I can see that you're keeping worker morale up.

*gestures to happy, laughing laborers all around joking and pointing, oblivious to the fact that their merriment is over the coffee cup just thrown into his face*

Well, keep up the good work, orbiT...ehm...yes...