Of course it is! Why else would the holy Alderbranch in his wisdom approve of it?

Now, we only need to find some use for that singing sword of yours.

*Decides to find some evil cult to declare war on*

But where is holy Alderbranch?

The Holy Alderbranch is everywhere and nowhere. Whenever you need him he is next to you and whenever you are having a good time it is his spirit which fills you with joy.

However, I believe that new times are upon us an that we, mortals as we are, might not be able to properly interpret the signs the holy one gives us. Therefore I have decided that we need to summon him in order to get further instructions!

Well as High Priest that's your job
But he has to hurry, so that people don't start worshiping someone else. But I rather doubt that people would be so stupid, as to worship someon_else :P

Those who have tasted the true power that Alderbranch is shall never lust for anything else.

And I can't really summon him all on my own - he is a busy God, you know.

Perhaps you should sacrifice to him, a bottle of Glenmorangie might make him appear.

*Points at the empty treasury*

Ok, so appointing a new treasurer, has to be the first thing we do, as Justice isn't able to handle money

He knows how to handle it perfectly well, we just need to find where he's handled it to.....

Someone_else is the treasurer... We just need to find him

Actually, I'm the one who spent it all. Spent it all on women and whiskey. For alliteration's sake.

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Originally posted by FCY-JMDK-WLKY:
Actually, I'm the one who spent it all. Spent it all on women and whiskey. For alliteration's sake.

Its alive

It pretends to be, occasionally. Usually it pretends to be a reclusive, miserable, misanthropic failure,... all as an act, of course!! Yes. !!

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Originally posted by FCY-JMDK-WLKY:
a reclusive, miserable, misanthropic failure,...

You've been spying on me!!!

*disconnects webcam and throws it away*

Convergent evolution, I'm afraid.

Also:

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Originally posted by FCY-JMDK-WLKY:
It pretends to be, occasionally. Usually it pretends to be a reclusive, miserable, misanthropic failure,... all as an act, of course!! Yes. !!

... and sometimes it pretends to be incredibly ****ing angry at the stupid Physx installer that refuses to go beyond the licence agreement screen, keeping it from playing its brand-new Dragon Age: Origins going on five hours now. It's not happy about that. Not happy at all.

So, so far my callings on Alderbranch have produced Znork and Alder's evil twin. I am getting close

And how could you possibly spend 99,999% of the world's money on women and whisky? I must admit that is quite a feat and is bound to rejuvenate the world economy in the blink of an eye... Although inflation might just rise ever so slightly


And will you people stop talking about Dragon Age Origins! I swear it is a conspiracy. Znork, Oak, BTOG... Everyone is talking about it and I can't play before the Christmas holidays.

Hey! I'm not talking about it, I've only mentioned that oak seems keen on it....

Dane has it though, keeps raving about it.....

I think I'll just disable the internet until I go home to the Faroes

I could always ban you if you like

Wouldn't help much. Can still read all the stuff.