*rubbing head*

That hurt

And Mr.Kipling is so cuuute!!! We'll have to teach him to eat forum flammers and spammers in an adorable manner ^^

*Hands BTOG a towel*

*Looks at the muffin man which now is covered by chocolate and M&Ms...*

Can I have some chocolate and M&Ms?

Muffin men ?! What madness is this ?
It is an abomination and it must be purged !
*pulls out a torch and throws it at the muffin man, watching as he catches fire*

*Points out that chocolate doesn't burn and that followers of anything good do not judge beings by their looks but by their deeds, as he puts out the fire in the carpet which began melting the chocolate*

*points out that it is a golem made out of muffins ! Not a being, a construct fashioned out of baked things. Also points out that Chocolate is not asbestos and can burn if enough fire is applied, then pulls out another torch and tries to burn the muffin man again*

*Points out that the muffin man has a soul, extuingishes the torch again, tries to comfort the crying muffin man and drenches Dane in water so as to destroy any torch he might have*

And a torch would not produce enough warmth me thinks. The chocolate would melt before the fire caught.

Muffin man?
orbiT must make him speak! Talk muffin man! Talk!

Muffin man: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them."

Huh?

Muffin man: "Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

Why would the muffin man even say that?
*run away*

Does that mean I can eat the chocolate and the M&Ms?

Bad Justice! Wanting to eat Mr. Kiplings chocolate and M&Ms...

and orbiT, why else would he say that? Hes a muffin, and cupcakes are muffins sworn enemy...

Cupcakes eh ?
*Throws a cupcake at the muffin man*

* Mr. Kipling catches the cupcake, and eats it, growing even bigger and stronger, as cupcakes are his main prey*

*throws brick at dane for trying to tease Mr. Kipling*

are you TRYING to egt killed by our future mascot???

I'm afraid the muffin man doesn't have it in himself to kill other beings. I had to take drastic means to rescue him from the corrupting powers of Darkness which orbiT, tricked into it by Dergos, was about to consume him in.

But that doesn't mean his mother won't use moderly powers on the one who harms the muffin man and I'm rather sure orbiT will take drastic means to revenge his creation too

Behold! The blasphemeous post has vanished from this holy thread!


I do wonder where it went though

It wasn't me.
My mod junior forum god skills are not strong enough to remove unseemly posts in here......... I can remove unworthy spammers posters though..........

So, either the heretic saw the truth regarding his wrongdoings (sobered up, cough, cough) and decided to get rid of his sins, or the holy Alderbranch has given us a sign... Either way it shows the powers of the holy Alderbranch and should be celebrated!!!!

Free pizzas for everyone

*begins summoning pizzas with the holy pen*

*Goes up to the altar of Alderbranch, all clad in shiny and beautiful clothes*

Fellow followers of Alderbranch!

The forums are once more beginning to show signs life and therefore again need to be under the guiding hands of our deity!

Join me in my efforts to summons this most mighty of Gods by throwing a feast in his name!

*Summons pizzas, huge amounts of ale, beer, whisky, whine and water and gets Pink Floyd reunited for a special feast concert*

Let us eat till we can eat no more! Let us drink till our thirst is quenched! Let us listen till we grow tired! Let us party for an eternity!

What the heck was my title, do you remember, Justice?
First sword or something like that....?

Mortal Sword of Alderbranch!

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...661031224#5661031224

And with a sword which sings cool battletunes even, hehe.

There it was: Mortal sword of Alderbranch.
I still think it's cool