Question:
Well, welcome to my cult. Feel free to join.
The possibilities are endless!


So would you want to join the Cult of Alderbranch?

Choices:
Yes; He is so fabulous and caring and cute and.... ABSOLUTLY PERFECT!
Yes; but only to become just like him!
Yes; his way is the way to world domination! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Nope, Ive joined already!
No, my mommy said no; then she joined :(

 

I'm in BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!









Alder... the Alderbranch... enlighten us...














:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Good, good, I already made a preview how it could look like, look here. Notice any oddities?

quote:

Originally posted by arturchix:
Notice any oddities?

Yeah ... I cannot open the topics

Well im joning

lead us to world domination oh great alderbanch

since I were the first one, could i be the prophet or/and head priest oh Alderbranch the mightiest of them all

And Arthurchix... That there are 11 replies and one view?

edited: and see my sig oh great one

Hmm...

High Priest is better Justice.

*Dubs Justice to High Priest of the Cult of Alderbranch*

Now spread the word of my glory to all that does not yet know it!


*gives Dergos a dictionary* In order to claim worlddomination spelling is essential.
Unless you have a fancy title under your nickname


Arturchix: I second Val-Gaav. The topics dont work. As for that link to the Cult of Alderbranch... well I could add that since I got the rights to do so... sadly the Community Managers wouldnt look kindly upon me if I did.

All join the cult of Alderbranch. The mightiest of the mighty. All hail Alderbranch... bow before youre master and god... Alderbranch who has a blowtorch...

i don't know about the possibilities being endless... But I wanna be just like you! Honestly, who here wouldn't?

Shauku83: Are you sure... have you checked all possibilities?
Ofcourse you havent.
But I can only agree... who wouldnt wanna be me ^^

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic is now enlightened oh allmighty Alderbranch...

*Moves onto other forums...*

Actually there's another oddity, Alderbranch. Btw, look what I found here:

Ofcource allmighty Alder, but how could a mere mortal like me have seen all the possibilities? But with the aid of my new enlightenment, I am sure I'll come across them eventually

The genies lamp now can seek salvage in youre present oh Alderbranch

Celestial Heavens are now informed my lord

quote:

Originally posted by arturchix:
Actually there's another oddity, Alderbranch. Btw, look what I found here:

Well that could be arranged... And how did you find that Admin-button?
I got one but where did you find yours

Master, master we have a heretic... Jorre denies to join your cult. Even worse he claims he is a deity equal in power to you my lord... what shall we do? should we declare war oh wise and almighty Alderbranch?

It was just lying there, really! I swear I didn't mean to filch it from Jinx when she left...that is...nevermind...oh.

Try to edit the page with FrontPage and then you'll get the Admin button.

quote:

Originally posted by Justice:
Master, master we have a heretic... Jorre denies to join your cult. Even worse he claims he is a deity equal in power to you my lord... what shall we do? should we declare war oh wise and almighty Alderbranch?

Leave him be, he is my dark twin.
Cant you see by the Darkness of his haunt that he is tainted by Darkness while I remain here in full power of the Light?