quote:

Originally posted by Justice:
No, intellligent posts is what we always post here in the tavern. If we did anytihng else, except from boring ontopic posts, then Alderbranch would be forced to ban us!

If you say so

T'was no I that say so. Thee ought to know honourable Sir Someone, T'was the most holy and wise Alderbranch, our allmighty God.

Of course. What was I thinking? Spam is punishable by banning. Spam is evil. I post only intelligent posts. Intelligent. Yes. All posts here are intelligent. The aura of intelligence spreads throughout my entire being. Intelligent posts only.

*continues endlessly for no particular reason*

Indeed, all take notice of someone_else90's zeal. In return for his steadfast fathfullnes to Alderbranch, I proclaim him protector of what is yet to be!

*Gives Someone_else90 something that looks strangely much like a spoon*

Use this symbol, weapon and power to protect that which is yet to come! *the spoon glows a strange blue as Justice passes it over to someone_else* as long as you hold this spoon safe from the forces of evil, that which is yet to come shall be safe. In 7 days a fortress on an this isle will be ready. In that fortress you and the most faithfull members of the Cult of Alderbranch must protect the spoon, so it can be used to fend of The Dark One once he breaks free and goes after that which is yet to be!

*Walks muttering away, still talking of Zamolxis, Might and Magic and the end of days*

O_O; hey! That was MY Job... >>>I<<< am the oracle here >_< ... *tryes to get spoon away from someone*

No that isn't your job. Your job is to be the rambling madman, who tells us, in riddles, what signs will warn us of important things. His job is to protect those things using the spoon, and I must warn you, the spoon can protect itself and will harm anyone who ever has had an evil thought and isn't it's rightfull guardian. Not even I can touch it now.

*accepts spoon from Justice*

Thank you Mr. High Priest Sir... I am most honored by the trust you place in me and will carry out my responsibility with efficiency and grace. The things that are yet to be shall never be safer than under my careful guard. And this spoon will serve as a symbol for all the faithful that, in the Cult of Alderbranch, we are always in control of our destinies.

Now, I would like to invite you all to a reception in the adjoining room. Please, come over for pizza and cookies and celebrate this joyous occasion. I would much appreciate your company as I accept this my new position. Admission is only 5 Alderbrinches a person. Please, do join me!

I'll be most happy to join you someone, just let the bank of Alderbranch pay for my entrance. I've forgotten my money at hom

Of course Justice Anything for the High Priest

Yay! Partay, me shall bring soup

If there's a party, I'll bring fajitas.

orbiT also likes to make intelligent posts.
He will now try to explain the basis of Fourier Series!
Yes!
All periodical functions are possible to replace with an endless sum of different sine and cosine functions. By a few simple substitutions, this methods will lead to applications such as Fourier transforms, Laplace tranforms and other things that people are simply dying to use while tackling differential equations.
To calculate the fourier series of a given periodical function, one must simply determine the coefficients of the different parts of the endless sum of sine and cosine functions witch is done by solving some simple integrals.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah...



See? Intelligent? Yes?
No?

*feels how his single neuron is commiting suicide from the lonelyness* ... mmm... jellybeans

*throws jellybeans at Madman*

OMG I think I spilled my jellybeans all over Madman, OMG

Orbit likes jellybeans.

T~T... jelly... beans...

quote:

Originally posted by Red_orbiT_:
All periodical functions are possible to replace with an endless sum of different sine and cosine functions. By a few simple substitutions, this methods will lead to applications such as Fourier transforms, Laplace tranforms and other things that people are simply dying to use while tackling differential equations.
To calculate the fourier series of a given periodical function, one must simply determine the coefficients of the different parts of the endless sum of sine and cosine functions witch is done by solving some simple integrals.

awww! Encore, encore s'il te plaît! Moi, j'étais impressionné

*returns from down a cliff with eyes burning bright green, body resembling black tar and tentacles all over the place* DX< You want jellybeans? *black fiery dangerous looking jellybeans spawn all around* I'll show you JELLYBEANS >.<

aw, Madman, just look at yourself - slatternly with some jellies all around. Just look at yourself! c'mon, take a bath instead *points to the bathroom*

*jellybeans stop flaming and he eats one* awwww... okay mommy <_> *goes to bathroom*