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I think they should rename everything.
european football/soccer = Flashdance
american football = Bladerunner
This would remove all confusion right away.
Now, you would of course have to rename the movies too. It would be like:
"Want to play some Flashdance?"
"No, we dont do that here in America, we like to do a Bladerunner all over the place."
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"Want to go watch some American Football?"
"Yea, that's a great sf."
 
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heeey!

why do we get Flashdance and they get Bladerunner? ...if anything the reality is the other way round ...and since Vangelis was behind Br's soundtrack, i demand we get that


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American football more like flashdance? Maybe. Anyway, I was only talking about switching names, no similarities whatsoever needed. But see, your confusion went away!
PS: *snigger* Just imagining all those big men in armour spinning around singing "What a feeling" makes me laugh myself asunder.

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This quote from John Cleese should sum it up:

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6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.


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soccer is like RPGs ..

after playing RPGs in 90 minutes sometimes you could only kill one boss. or even none. after playing soccer in 90 minutes perhaps you could only score one goal. or even none.

and you must have different strategies to beat different bosses .. ahem .. enemy teams ..

american football or basketball are like tetris
or other simple arcade games ..
 
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and only in soccer, the yanks will never ever feel and say that they are better than any other countries ..

*only 2 posts in order. no spam* Wink
 
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heh heh...funny topic. I myself am from the US but HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS EITHER. I'd be the first to admit that our "football" isn't even a very good game. And why the heck is it called football in the first place? Nobody uses their feet!
I wish we would follow the rest of the world's lead and turn soccer into a major sport here.


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quote:
Originally posted by Axe_Waylander:
This quote from John Cleese should sum it up:

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6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.


lol


Only one thing to say: John Cleese is a very wise man Big Grin


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I wish we would follow the rest of the world's lead and turn soccer into a major sport here.


Big Grin

i hope the soccer league in USA beats NBA in popularity someday Wink

i play basketball for fun sometimes. but watching basketball is really a pain in the ass .. only a psycho would do that.

think of it. you watch an NBA game. one of your favorite team ie. you pay a huge price for the ticket. just to do these:

you cheer up, clap your hand when your team get scored. and then silent in the next ten or twenty second when your enemy team get scored.

again and again along the game. cheer up, silent. cheer up, silent. cheer up, silent. every twenty second. nuts.

as crazy as american football. every twenty second stopped.
 
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The secret of the real football consist in his simplicity. Is simple and fun, everybody could play it. And also could become very tactical and complex if you want.
Anyway, if USA (who are novice in this sport) want to play like Brazil and win the World Cup, they have no chance. Not only because nobody could ever play like Brasil, but they have a hudge gap to fill to catch the other nation too. Or else they will remain with their football, and play alone.
 
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Can nobody play like Brazil? You know, as I see it Brazil is hugely overrated. They have two good players, Ronaldinho and Robinho.
The World Cup will end up in England or Italy, no doubt about it.


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italy is going to win, england isn't that strong this year


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Italy with Del Piero up in front Thumbs Up Wink


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Argh!!! Angry Here it is almost World Cup time and I know nothing about any of the teams or anything because my country refuses to get into the sport. Angry Blue Guy


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Argh!!!AngryHere it is almost World Cup time and I know nothing about any of the teams or anything because I'm not interested. Angry Blue Guy
Erm... what?
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Mad It's very difficult for a person to really follow a sport when all your tv channels put on is our "football", which I've already condemned in a previous post as being a terrible excuse for a sport.
Keep up the false quotes, orbit, and I'll find something awful to throw at you. Demonic


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I wasn't really quoting. Just lending. Likes to lend orbiT does.
Hee hee! Big Grin

THIS is a false quote:
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Keep up the false quotes, orbiT, and I'll find something awful to throw at you. Demonic
 
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Roll Eyes


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Mad It's very difficult for a person to really follow a sport when all your tv channels put on is our "football", which I've already condemned in a previous post as being a terrible excuse for a sport.
Keep up the false quotes, orbit, and I'll find something awful to throw at you. Demonic


What channel are you watching?! It's offseason in American football!

And there are no pathetic excuses for a sport. Except for the 5 different kinds of Olympic bobsledding- and that's just because they can't condense it to fewer events. I mean, seriously. Come on.
 
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You're nitpicking my post! Googly
When I said that all our channels put on is football, I didn't mean it literally. I just meant to say that we don't greatly publicize soccer here, and put on other sports instead. I didn't feel like introducing basketball, golf, Nascar, etc. into the thread.
I don't enjoy US football, and would much prefer it if soccer took its place here.

As for bobsled, well, I agree with you there. Big Grin


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