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This IS Redland we`re talking about here Anju, nothing is wierd or strange when it`s connected to Red
   Official Whisky taster and Herald to the Mighty Alderbranch. www.Maximum-Gamers.com Administrator "The clues are out there.....S.N.A.F.U." www.SettlersMaps.com www.Maximum-Arcade.com |
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Where else would you keep them? *remembers that the monkeys got into paint and follows the foot steps into the moat and catches the monkeys* *throws them inside and chains them to the wall* That should hold them. Now to train them to be butlers.  _________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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im starting to notice that i'm off this world..
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*starts filling the moat*
_________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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*Pizza suddenly shows up*
*monkeys break their chains and eat the pizza* Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, monkeys that was red's pizza I called for yesterday!  *monkeys sulk away*  *they come back in their bulter outfits*  yay I trained the monkeys!!! (or eating the strange day old pizza did) _________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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Well it's a few days later and the moat is filled and I bought the clam fishing market for the cult so redland is now open!!!!
~rules~ Don't touch anything, no talking, no looking at stuff, no breathing, no walking, no running, no jumping, no crawling, no yelling, no sitting, no standing, no leaning, no littering, no watching our nice award winning grass grow, no posting, no boasting, and no using magic.* If you think that you will need to do any of the above buy a permit for $19.99 plus $4.99 for shipping. Then no rules apply to you and you can go crazy and stuff.** *(please note that this is just the last 0.009% of the rules) **(permits last forever, send all money to red_orbiT) Thank you ~Skoposh _________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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My little apprentice is learning!  _____________________________________________________________________________ High Treasurer Extraordinaire and Priest of the Cult of Alderbranch. Wielder of the mighty spoon. Protector of the things yet to come, as proclaimed by High Priest Justice. Mahlerites unite! |
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Hmmm... looks rather boring to me.. ahh.. I know!
*raises several hungry ghouls inside the walls* There you go! Entertainment for the hole family!  __________________________ "Dovie'andi se tovya sagain!" "It's time to roll the dice!" Solus Mortis Jocularus  |
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Hey you don't have a raise hungry ghouls permit!
*throws the ghouls into the moat* Now we have a haunted moat yay!
Or am I... _________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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Would you prefer Liches instead?
  __________________________ "Dovie'andi se tovya sagain!" "It's time to roll the dice!" Solus Mortis Jocularus |
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No dead or undead stuff it is in violation of rule # 782-squid-36476-apple-980. So no undead unless you pay $19.99 + $4.99 for shipping for a shiny permit.
But you can have one for half price at only $940.00* because you are the necromancers guild leader or something like that. *shipping was increased slightly to reach into the realm of the dead but you could always come to redland and buy one at normal price. _________________________________________________ Redland is open pay me $2,254,343,9374 to get an all year* pass! *1 Year pass based on Pluto's orbit!!! |
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*Teleports Redland into the Well of Lost Souls*
There we go.. somthing to entertain all those wandering souls.. you have a problem with this Skoopsy? I'm afraid there's not much you can do about it.  __________________________ "Dovie'andi se tovya sagain!" "It's time to roll the dice!" Solus Mortis Jocularus |
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