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Fedex slogons
We give snail mail a new meaing We are so slow that we get passed by elderly people on the free way Fedex snails are know to run faster Youre mail will be so late that when it reache its gole its an antiq We just drive slower There is nothing to slow for us Fedex think slow FedEx - we take it as calmly as you should FedEx - probably the best coffee-breaks in the world FedEx - Storage is for loosers ship your stuff around the world with us instead FedEx - When youve had enough of stress FedEx - As slow as you can get FedEx - We bring it slow FedEx - 20 days from door to (next)door FedEx better slow then sorry FedEx - Are you FedUp yet? FedEx - We aim to slow FedEx - Get our 24 year special ************************************************ Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice! ************************************************  |
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Alder deserves som credit for this list to!
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Settlers Moderator |
 The british postal service can be a bit erratic with delivery speed too, Ken from max posted the settlers IV mission disc to me, it took 3 weeks to come 120 miles from Edinburgh to Washington.I posted M&M VIII to Justice in the Faroes and it only took 4days.    Official Whisky taster and Herald to the Mighty Alderbranch. www.Maximum-Gamers.com Administrator "The clues are out there.....S.N.A.F.U." www.SettlersMaps.com .... www.Maximum-Network.maximum-gamers.com www.Maximum-Arcade.com |
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FedEx- We take your money and walk
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Fedex - ouer people walk slower!
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FedEx- you'll get your game, as soon as we have played it   Freedom - a mountain in the distant sky, love in the grass, birds on the vast plains of the sea... Freedom - I treasure your name, I love your sweet sound, I smell your dreams. I see you - when I turn away I hold you -when my hands are full Freedom - Never shall you be more than a name to me |
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FedEx - be slow or die soon
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FedEx- Life is to short to hurry, relax and take it slow. See  they are just trying to make us relax  Freedom - a mountain in the distant sky, love in the grass, birds on the vast plains of the sea... Freedom - I treasure your name, I love your sweet sound, I smell your dreams. I see you - when I turn away I hold you -when my hands are full Freedom - Never shall you be more than a name to me |
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FedEx - Hope is the first step to dissapointment
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FedEx - do not hurry and you'll be the first
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FedEx - We'll beet the snails by 2 minutes or your money back! ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig)My deviantART gallery <Scofco> "I wish I invented Jesus"http://www.bash.org/ Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig) Mah Devart! Bash My Confined Space Free Jellybeans and cookies Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association |
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LOL! Yeah, so true, so true... |
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FedEx- we read the bible literally (the first shall be last and the last shall be first). Freedom - a mountain in the distant sky, love in the grass, birds on the vast plains of the sea... Freedom - I treasure your name, I love your sweet sound, I smell your dreams. I see you - when I turn away I hold you -when my hands are full Freedom - Never shall you be more than a name to me |
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FedEx - taking it one step at a time...    ______________________________ Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup, a spicy Carrot and Coriander, Chili Chowder, crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth I am gazpacho - ho - I am a summer soup - ho - Miso Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso Miso, oriental prince in the land of soup |
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FedEx - the ex fed... <---- that mede no sense at all :P ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig)My deviantART gallery <Scofco> "I wish I invented Jesus"http://www.bash.org/ Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig) Mah Devart! Bash My Confined Space Free Jellybeans and cookies Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association |
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FedEx - if your world is in hurry, cripple it
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Fedex - for when you have all the time in the world.    Official Whisky taster and Herald to the Mighty Alderbranch Maximum-Gamers.com Administrator "The clues are out there.....S.N.A.F.U." Official Whisky taster and Herald to the Mighty Alderbranch. www.Maximum-Gamers.com Administrator "The clues are out there.....S.N.A.F.U." www.SettlersMaps.com .... www.Maximum-Network.maximum-gamers.com www.Maximum-Arcade.com |
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FedEx, Stone tablets, Snale Mail, E-Mail <--- the evolution of mail ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig)My deviantART gallery <Scofco> "I wish I invented Jesus"http://www.bash.org/ Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association ______________________________ Mad Prophet/High Oracle of the Cult of Alderbranch.(now without a picture in his sig) Mah Devart! Bash My Confined Space Free Jellybeans and cookies Honorific member of the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association |
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