*looks up over the rim of his pint, noticing all the new people*

Is it happy hour or something?

The roof is falling down! Armageddon is nigh!

*tumbles into the secret doomsday protection chamber beneath the bar, seals the doors and activates the security system*

*All the doors are completely sealed off. The chairs, tables, drinks, food and generally everything in the tavern begins to chase everyone inside it as sparks of lightning randomly appear and bounch of the wall together with spontaneous hailstorms*

*puts the pint down*

I think that's enough for tonight

*The pint attacks Secret*

*looks at his empty glass, looks up at the chaos in the Tavern*

That last drink must have been stronger than I thought, I seem to be drunk.

*runs around being chased by a crazed pint*

*The empthy glass begins to hammer BTOG repeatedly on the nose as all the other things in the tavern close in on the patrons and charge them*

*hides behind Justice*

*BTOG notices that Justice is nowhere to be found since he hid in his doomsday vault some posts ago*

Justice is forgetting BTOG's mod god powers, I can get in anywhere, so long as the higher managers gods allow me to...........

*hides behind Justice in the Doomsday Vault*

Ah! An outside threat!

*Kicks BTOG out of the vault, seals it again an activates the Alderbranch imbued extra seal*

*Seing as things have settled down, Secret orders another pint*

*A pint runs towards Secret*

*Grabs the pint*

You ain't going nowhere!

*Several more pints run towards Secret*

*gets tired of the running mugs, and just grabs the keg, and begins indulging himself*

Amazed that thread number 8 has lasted for over 3 years

Sad really when you think about it.

And it's about time we started thread number 9, this one's well pat the 100th page now.

Who wants to start it?