The old man looks rather like some sort of Christmas tree

*Puts on leather clothes and begins putting Christmas decorations on BTOG while singing Rammstein songs*

*rips wires away*

Right, let's see how you like being a decoration Justice!

*Ties up Justice in Christmas decorations, straps angel wings to his back, and hoists him up into the Tavern rafters*

There, now you're the Tavern Christmas angel, just hang around and try to smile, it doesn't look very angelic when you scowl like that.

*Prays to Alderbranch*

*The wings turn into real wings and Justice flies of the rafters, cuts of the Christmas decorations which tie him by rubbing them against sharp metal and flies off singing Christmas carols and offering pizzas created with the magic pen to everyone beneath him*

*Mistakes Justice for a goose, grabs his shotgun and fires*

*The shot pierces through 26 pizzas before losing power and coming to an halt*

*Summons hordes of pizzas and drops them all around Secret in order to create a diversion before flying off*

Hey, pizzas!
*starts eating*

*Dives down at Secret and steals the shotgun*

I can't believe it. There actually seems to have been a fair amount of posts here in the chat thread recently.

Granted, they were all by three posters.

How's it been in my...*cough*...absence?

Hey there,*hic!* I just wanted to drop in to *hic!* say that the writers of Clash of Heroes are actu*hic!*ally called... wait for it... SPOCK AND VADER!!

hahaHHHAHAHAHHA, get it, Spock and...

*Collapses face-down on the floor*

Is that Rincewind, in my Tavern

*Casts sober up on battlemage03*

Welcome, welcome to this humble Tavern! Can I get you anything to drink? Each drink costs 1 post but if you were to join The Cult of Alderbranch you can drink as much as you like without even posting!

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Originally posted by someone-else90:

Granted, they were all by three posters.

... 3 very intelligent posters

And it's been quite fine. Both Secret and I have moved to Aberdeen in order to study and actually met each other for the first times IRL. Was supposed to also met Znork, but I came down with the flu the day before he cam to the city. Either way, sleep too little and for too long, too much homework and too little reading, plotting on exchanging sociology with literature and walk around convincing people I am insane

No more cults for me, thank you, even if it means free drinks.

Speaking of drinks... Yar, I could have one.

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Originally posted by someone-else90:

How's it been in my...*cough*...absence?

We're still trying to find where the gold from the treasury went.

Free pizzas and world domination too... The world just doesn't know it yet

Bang sure.

Might I recommend this special Glaupnir Ale? It is made from the purest source of water in the old Barbarian king Kilgor's domain, Tularean Hops and malted barley from Erathia itself as well as some other secret ingredients. It tastes somewhat like Tatalia on a beautiful winters day... Eh, provided a frozen swamp or a troll aren't right next to you.

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Originally posted by BTOG46:

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Originally posted by someone-else90:

How's it been in my...*cough*...absence?

We're still trying to find where the gold from the treasury went.

And I am still innocent

*sneeks up behinde justice and pricks him

justice has it!!!!

*runs and hides in his super seecret place.

Still hiding in that secret forum?......

That is just evil! I have been running on the beach the last 70 minutes!

*Stumbles after Znork, gives in, falls into BTOG...*

BTOG has it!

*Tries to drag himself behind the bar desk to hide only to pop into Znork already hiding behind it*

Secret forums?? you are the global moderator so you should know em all

now how in all that is holly could justice hide im my super seecret place??

*disapers in claoud of smoke!

But who says he can access them all

I am an expert at hiding!

*Hopes BTOG forgets that Justice went to hide behind the bardesk*

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Originally posted by Justice:
But who says he can access them all

I can't

It's so frustrating to see forums listed in the EVE forum controls, and not be allowed in them.

*Kicks bar stool in anger, bar stool bounces over the bar, and produces a strange yelp of pain from behind the bar*