NIVAL FACTION

INTRODUCTION

“Quality over quantity and balance are the reasons”
•Aka: The Crazy Russians
•Associated colors: Blue & White
•Worship: Ubisoft, the French Guys
•Core philosophy: “We know it better… you are an hysteric freak”
•Country / kingdom: Russia
•Capital city: Moscow
•Key symbols: Vodka, Error message, the number 6
•Description:
Nivals are some kind of Russian developers constantly under the confusion’s spell effect. They are carefree humanoids with an eternal hatred to any freak life form. This faction is composed by supernatural creatures, born thanks to the dark computer science powers that developers have at their disposal. Their goal is to dominate the world using hordes of horrible critical errors, but they are Ubisoft´s slaves, because these French guys granted amazing dark powers to them in exchange for loyalty and freak souls.

THE HERO

The Nival´s hero is the Developer, a powerful magic user specialist to weakening the enemy using Bug Magic. Nobody can escape from developers’ sinister influence, and everything what they touch is deeply corrupted.

CREATURES

Tier 1: Missing Information / Mighty Missing Information
This creature loves confusing the enemy with mystery and intrigues, sinking him in the absolute madness. Mighty Missing Information’s stats are unknown even for developers.

Tier 2: Wrong Text / Wrong Text Chieftain
This ugly creature can adopt the form of other creatures in order to confuse the enemy, but his statistics remain unchanged. Wrong Text Chieftain can choose in which to become before the battle.

Tier 3: Artificial Intelligence / Artificial Intelligence Berserker
Artificial Intelligence is a merciless mechanical creature always under blood lust. This creature is weak, but it feels an unstoppable hatred towards the human being, making double damage against them. Artificial Intelligence Berserker is faster and more lethal thanks to cheats, but it is uncontrollable.

Tier 4: Balance Problem / Balance Nightmare
This creature breaks the balance and harmony in the world of Ashan thanks to amazing powers, granted by the rotten developers´ minds. Balance Nightmare has unstoppable abilities together with amazing stats, making it feared by everyone, even by his creators.


Tier 5: Flying Hero / UFO Hero
Developers have enslaved some enemy heroes, corrupting them with Bug Magic. Thanks to these dark powers, those fallen heroes can fly now and fight without show any kind of mercy. UFO Heroes are unreachable for all non-flyer creatures, and there is a chance to crash the game when they are defeated.

Tier 6: Multiplayer Error / Multiplayer Error Sultan
This creature is made of pure online asynchrony, for that reason it can resurrect some fallen neutral monsters, make false heroes, and change the things´ position in the adventure map, randomly. Multiplayer Error Sultans do it at will.

Tier 7: Critical Bug / Archbug
This creature is the greatest accomplishment a Developer can dream to achieve. By means of an elaborated ritual in which they sacrifice hundreds of freaks´ souls, while programming the game giving blows with the head on the keyboard, born this almighty creature. Archbugs are expensive, but when their turn comes, the enemy’s game crashes, giving the victory to nival faction.

Only ONE thing:

*lol*

somebody should sue their lame asses for releasing such a buggy game.


retards!

Post of the YEAR!

If this doesn't send a message then nothing will....

Haha that made my day
You can also add, if you wish:

Faction specialty - Total Ignorance:
This faction is unaffected by opininions/requests of the outside world.

I get the feeling you don't like Nival alot :P

quote:

Originally posted by Sylvanus234:
I get the feeling you don't like Nival alot :P

You can be sure about it . I have nival´s developers selected in my avenger´s guild.

ROFL, sad but true

Wow.. I would like to see some pics about those creatures or the hero! If this would have come to Heroes V, I would have definetyly bought it! BUG creatures! Those could be devastating! You're playing over Internet, and are fighting an other player with just some Academy creatures.
Cast spell: "Err0r_send1ng_data554_324* Ab0rting player 1nf0rmation."
Your opponent will get the message, and he's WIPED off the game! And, as a plus, they have to create a new account!
Hahahahaha!
If you like the game, dont take this message too seriosly. It's just a joke, you see.

Good point. I specially agree with the speciality addition by Dziadek_Lesny.

Great laugh.. graet laugh.
GG

quote:

Originally posted by Final_Boss:
Tier 4: Balance Problem / Balance Nightmare
This creature breaks the balance and harmony in the world of Ashan thanks to amazing powers, granted by the rotten developers´ minds. Balance Nightmare has unstoppable abilities together with amazing stats, making it feared by everyone, even by his creators.

First post by boss is GREAT
Dziadek_lesny has my too