we must gain controle over the golden pine aplle men follow me (sorry all you ladies but it just doesn't sound when you say come on men and women

Yes! Captain Dergos and General Red call your armies and atack the flavour catapults!

dwarves(the ones who will be in the expansion of h5) attack!!!!!!

damnn,.. too much of them, captain, do we need to fall back to the keep?

never *resseructs all the fallen keep fighting

your word, our weird, sir!

to arms, dudes, move your stuffes, shave their heads..c'mon..

To arms! To arms! To -

What? Oh. Well that's disappointing. Just fighting over a stupid golden pineapple? Bah. Who needs one of those.


I on the other hand, I am on a quest to find the diamond pineapple!

yes..
who cares golden pineapple.. we need diamond one diamond one...
Madman made fool of us..
diamond one diamond one..

we need the golden one to get the diamond one boys, it's the key to the safe of the diamond pineapple

Skip the freakin' golden pineapple! I know how to pick locks! Now come on! We must find the diamond pineapple! It is worth tons and tons and tons and tons....

I just don't happen to know where it is...

well the map to diamond pineaplle is in the golden one besides , the golden one would make a nice stand in the cult temple no ?

ah.. hell... i won't be soldier anymore; captains always makes us behave like....

i know where it is..
in the hell, dudes, believe me. i guess we'll have to fight against imps demons and temptresses succubi...

Follow me to hell! Everyone comit suicide it's a sure way to hell even if you deserve to go to heavan!

lead us!

Ok Amelia do it! *the azure dragon hits him over the head with a pillow* Now I'm dead! What? No I don't need to commit suicide kuz I eat jelly worms and I'll surely go to hell.
Now grab your pillows and to hell! Starts marching towards Burger King.

i'm too scared to kill myself

I have some new information. Considering this is the war of the SEVEN pineapples, I thought it wise to look other pineapples up and see if there were any other ones worth fighting for. I came up with these seven:

The Golden Pineapple
The Diamond Pineapple
The Plain Pineapple
The Bomb Pineapple
The Cursed Pineapple
The Chocolate Pineapple
and The Already Digested Pineapple

I say they're all worth fighting to the death over. I have confirmed that the golden pineapple (which has the map to the diamond one) is indeed in the possession of devils, but the whereabouts of the other five...I have no idea.

*pushing forward slowly through a deep jungle in a dense formation of soldiers(safely in the middle of the formation of course)*
Fourth division forward!
When we get to the point I wan't to see some fruitelizing discipline! Orderly ranks! Use advance protocol 53 and and faint-throw the first banana launch! Hut!
*enters a small clearing*
Hey! Look! It's a GOLDEN PINAPPLE!
I'm sure dergos wants this one for his tortures.
What's that soldier? It's hot? Well we're in a jungle what did you expect! You're degraded to corporal!

Soldier: But sir! I'm a priva-
Be quiet corporal!
Soldier: Yes sir! It's smells like sulfur here sir!
Sulfur? Who cares? Not orbiT, oh no!
Get the pineapple and let's get out of here!
*suddently a dozen devils become visible in the clearing*
AAAAAAIIIIHH! DEVILS! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
We're all gonna die!
Flee! Advance backwards!
GAAAAAAH!!!
*runs away*

*Flies down to save Red, grabs him just as he falls unconscious, and the discovers he has a nice looking golden pineapple *

Tha one looks tasty

*Eats the pineapple, finds some paper inside it and desides to save it for the recycle bins*

Ah, a shame that there is nothing the good Alderbranchic army can do

*snatches paper from Justice angrily*

Give that to me... This is the key to the next step of the War of the Seven Pineapples - oh, sorry, make that SIX PINEAPPLES! You will have one heck of a stomach ache on later and you deserve it.

*tramps off, muttering to himself*

He ate the pineapple... Of all things, he ATE the golden pineapple!