What? What is that? - oh. I see you've finally digested one of the six pineapples you ate. It won't have its power anymore so I have no use for it.

*throws pineapple into a ditch and begins walking away*

so i won't get any alderbrin,.. any powers, i mean?

nah.. who cares them..
..i have everything i need..echm.. *repents of that he said*

No Anju It's not too late! Just give me the scroll and it'll take us straight to the Already Digested Pineapple, which still possesses its powers! I'll give you some money and then I'll eat it and be one of the most powerful people in the entire world!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

wait! who cares that scroll if Justice had already given you that pineapple? you have some hidden reasons to get to the Death Realm. you searching for smth there?

*places the scroll on a table*
here it is. tell me the truth and i'll consider that. i need no money.

What, you mean that disgusting thing I just threw in the ditch? That wasn't The Already Digested Pineapple! That was just an already digested pineappl-- oh.

*jumps into ditch*

no truth?
so now you are very powerful, yep? show us your power, Someone. i rarely see magnificent things.

*keeps scroll to him*

*jumps up out of ditch with Already Digested Pineapple which is covered in muck, mud and slime*

Ew... ...but *sigh* great power comes at a great price.







*gobbles down the last of the Seven Pineapples*

Oh, someoen, would you believe how stupid I am?

It was the wronge thing I took... No idea what that was... the allready digested pineapple is made our of glass. the allready digested means that it is digested by a meteorit... the pineapple gives the wearer the abbility to produce pineapples as much as he will... You can have it if you want to, if not then i'll keep it...

You mean that--wasn't a pineapple I just ate???......

*keels over and falls unconscious*

......................

*wakes up*

I still want the real one, Justicccc....

*falls unconscious again*

I love to eat pineapple. But make sure you don't eat too much because it will make your tongue hurt real bad.

Pineapple is also a good exfoliant if you're washing your face...

This war has gone on long enough! It is time for the doomsday weapon! The bane of all pineapples!

The... Tomatoe.
It has to work really, tomatoes are bad for cucumbers, and cucumbers are a bit similar to pineapples.
Really.
*starts looking for a tomatoe*

I think I might end up making a salad and eating it though. Especially in this hot weather cucumbers are refreshing!

Pineapple and tomatoe-sallad?

I even have the glass one here so we can make as big a salad as we want to

mmmmm.... pinaple.. Oh wait... did I miss it?