#5 is a step in the right direction.

I am going to stay out of this race for two very important reasons.

1. I am trying to be seen as a good person through the Internets and not alienate myself.

2. If I was to ignore number 1. I would end up crushing you all under the meanness that I can project. For I truly am the master of EVIL. That is why I have that name. oh wait there that's better.

I have just one thing to say!

While it is true I am not an angry person, and only rage in very specific circumstances, I challenge the notion that I am PC, madam.

Although I must point out that you don't necessarily have to be angry to be mean.

However, if your grooming involves, say, lots of leather clothing... maybe some whips and spurs... you know, anything along those lines, might be fun. So, baby, when do we start.

Edit: AND HANDCUFFS! They don't have to be fuzzy.

Woman you better be putting on your makeup before I get home. For that matter you better have my dinner ready. And tidy up the place.

Damn.

Bitches be runnin wild

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Originally posted by zeeEVIL1:
1. I am trying to be seen as a good person through the Internets and not alienate myself.

This is the Internets... You alienate yourself by being nice.

You've got my vote for your award as it sounds like it is not in direct conflict with the award mentioned in my sig.

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Originally posted by stonelance:

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Originally posted by zeeEVIL1:
1. I am trying to be seen as a good person through the Internets and not alienate myself.

This is the Internets... You alienate yourself by being nice.

what? But...thats not what I was told.
Ooh. Ooh.
I HATE BEING LIED TOO!!!!!

DAMMIT!
Now I have to go eat some babies to make myself feel better.

Go for the soft spot on the top of the head. Makes it a lot easier to get to the brain, almost like that's what it's intended for.

Expo should have a good recipe, you know the Jews love to eat a christian baby for Passover.

Expo, seriously? We are having dinner at the country club tonight. Get over your chest-beating already, gorilla man.

Weaselboy, I think I like you. You may be on my list of people to save.

Zee, you really think you are evil? I know you personally and on the interwoobs....you are a great hugger, though.

AND.....I want stone to have my babies.

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Originally posted by czarina:
Expo should have a good recipe, you know the Jews love to eat a christian baby for Passover.

Expo, seriously? We are having dinner at the country club tonight. Get over your chest-beating already, gorilla man.

Weaselboy, I think I like you. You may be on my list of people to save.

Zee, you really think you are evil? I know you personally and on the interwoobs....you are a great hugger, though.

GORILLA MAN???
I will have you know I am the man in our house and as such my word is LAW! I do not like the tone you have taken woman.

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Originally posted by czarina:
Expo should have a good recipe, you know the Jews love to eat a christian baby for Passover.

Expo, seriously? We are having dinner at the country club tonight. Get over your chest-beating already, gorilla man.

Weaselboy, I think I like you. You may be on my list of people to save.

Zee, you really think you are evil? I know you personally and on the interwoobs....you are a great hugger, though.

All of this is true, but...
You have never seen me around people who I don't like or when I am angry.
you wouldn't like me when I am angry...

lol wut?

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Originally posted by zeeEVIL1:

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Originally posted by czarina:
Expo should have a good recipe, you know the Jews love to eat a christian baby for Passover.

Expo, seriously? We are having dinner at the country club tonight. Get over your chest-beating already, gorilla man.

Weaselboy, I think I like you. You may be on my list of people to save.

Zee, you really think you are evil? I know you personally and on the interwoobs....you are a great hugger, though.

All of this is true, but...
You have never seen me around people who I don't like or when I am angry.
you wouldn't like me when I am angry...

Same here... but more importantly, where are the whips and leather? If there are no whips and leather, I'll have to think about this one very seriously.