Fresh off my recent election win (board of directors, baby), I feel the need to pursue my dream stated at PAX. I am trying out for the meanest person in the community and ruler of the universe, but I will take on each separately. Right now, I'm all about establishing the Czarina M*therf%cker of the Year Fraggie, which I intend to win until I am no longer interested.

To start off my reign of terror, I am making a motion to give myself the power to delete threads and people as they annoy me. Essentially, an uber-moderator. If you are deemed stupid...delete. If your thread is pointless or self-centered...delete, except for this one.

I despise the fact that I am known as the "nice one." I have even heard the term "mom" used. This disappoints The Czarina (and, yes, you will address me that way). No more mean faces that people laugh at, I will be feared.

So that is my pitch Frag Dolls and community, vote for me to have supreme power. Really, I know what is best for you.

Hugs, crap, I mean disdain.
Czarina

Sold!
You have my vote!

quote:

Originally posted by slickrick2345:
Sold!
You have my vote!

I would imagine so, as you would not have been on my delete list. Blessings upon you

The Czarina

BEST THREAD EVER
Czarina M*therf%cker of the Year Fraggie = goes to czarina, fo sho.

Hmmm... I'll start putting some thought into who I want to put my support behind for this award.

We all know what happens when I show my Fraggie support...

Not surprisingly, everyone voting so far, is not on the delete list. McMax is safe just because I like to touch his butt.

don't try too hard

You seem nice in person. Im not buying it.

In my book it's not mean enough to insist that the thread on the cheerleader with a nuerological disorder be deleted. The truely spiteful and snarky individual when told "cheerleader comes down with horrible disease" would add something along the lines of ":Team spirit plummets."

No, you have quite a bit of work to do before I can vote you queen bitch of the universe, madam.

It's time to put these sorry sacks of **** in line! Czarina Motherf%cker

quote:

Originally posted by Ghengis_John:
In my book it's not mean enough to insist that the thread on the cheerleader with a nuerological disorder be deleted. The truely spiteful and snarky individual when told "cheerleader comes down with horrible disease" would add something along the lines of ":Team spirit plummets."

No, you have quite a bit of work to do before I can vote you queen bitch of the universe, madam.

You mean something like, "Oh man, not even Doom music could make her situation not funny!" Although if there were Doom music, it'd be like she was doing a fun dance, so maybe that's not the best example.

Sooooo... maybe something as simple as, "I love seeing freaks paraded around for the rest of us to enjoy."

I think I need to stop there. I thought of others, but it seems like it's not worth it just to make a point.

I plan on contending for, but ultimately losing this award.

Well ****, if it's open to others, I'll throw my hat into the ring, too.

And I'll predict that by the end of the week, I'll lose interest, forget, or make a post that involves a saying or image that is in such bad taste, I am either ostracized by the greater community or (less likely) hailed as a hateful, spiteful genius.

I can certainly act the egoist.

Because I'm that ****ing awesome.

Did Mr. Meg slip some Bacon into your Cornflakes this morning?
If you truly want to be seen as the Czarina M%$^F#$%ER You need to growl a little more. You need to make your eye twitch and you need to start writing all of your posts that are really important in BOLD CAPS otherwise...back to the drawing board sweet nice lady

I wondered what she was on about. Now this explains it all. Sorry Czarina, you are to nice to have this position. Stonelance on the other hand.

A contender appears

*bows before his evil Queen*

How may I do thy bidding?

I AM NOT A NICE PERSON!!!

I have simply gotten frustrated by the forums, which used to be a lot more fun, before people who don't really GET the community come in and start rambling on about God loving pretty people and crap like that. REALLY?

#1- This is not the place for that. Unless you are talking about the Drunk Catholics Association, you shouldn't be telling people who will and won't be going to hell. Keep your Bibles to yourself, please.

#2- Why do people take themselves so seriously?

#3- God could care less if I put on make-up everyday for "my man." As if God cared. My God doesn't care what you look like or who you are, so long as you are a good person. Should the born agains be worshipping God and not themselves?

#4- If you are bothered by people's honest comments to your post, go somewhere else! Frankly, I want honest opinions, I want humor, and I want a place free from condescending teenagers.

#5- GROOOWWWWLLLLL! Zee, does that make you happy?

#6 weaselboy, I like some of your responses, but I feel you lack the anger that I currently have. You could be groomed as a successor. I can teach you rage and how to not be PC or friendly. I'm not sure you have it in you to remove people.

#7- GGGRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLL.

I think that is it for now.

Bring it on.

Czarina

Seriously...

I don't think you have a chance against me for M*therf%cker of the Year award. :P

I think I got you beat, baby! You are too nice and invite randam-*** people to your house for parties and then take care of them. All anyone knows about me is that I dislike them. However, if J doesn't mind, I could use a figurehead czar. Any interest?