So... I was hanging out with my pal Brucie and accidentally drove into a bar marker while heading for a hotdog stand. So we get out and I stumble over to the hotdog stand and try to buy a hotdog because my health is low. Brucie stumbles backwards into me and squished me between his ass and the wener stand and I die. Sweeeeeet!

Another time while trying to hang out with LJ I was parked and he was walking over and right as he walked around the corner of the car some douche comes around the corner and pins him right between the rear fender of my car and the front bumper of his car. Your friend has been injured.

Anyone else have any crazy deaths?

P.S. Don't write topic names late at night.

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Oh YEAH. I died once, while on a Car Hunt for Brcie & what ended up happening was that some1 killed me w/ a baseball bat at full health.

That was complete and utter. . .b. . .s. . .

I leapt out of a speeding car that was a wee bit on fire just as it hit a wooden fence. The fence fell on me

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Originally posted by F3NOM:
Oh YEAH. I died once, while on a Car Hunt for Brcie & what ended up happening was that some1 killed me w/ a baseball bat at full health.

That was complete and utter. . .b. . .s. . .

It was the motorcycle right? Happened to me too. I fancied myself the melee master, using the baseball bat whenever I could, I'm toying with this guy and then plink. Out like a light. I've done this to enemies though too. It seems at a certain range with the right swing the bat can hit a homer.

Not a weird death but a weird thing that happened to me. I was riding on top of a semi truck (or trying to) when I got tossed off. I landed between the back wheel and the rear bumper of the truck and suddenly niko was stuck to the truck and jogging as fast as it could drive. This continued until a sharp turn sent him rolling out.

Try taking a bus and parking it in the middle of time square diagonally across. This will create a pretty massive traffic pile up. So massive people on the street and eventually cars won't be drawn in the game, so niko will be pushing things out of his way he can't see, and potentially getting run over or thrown around by invisible walls of force. I tried making him drive an invisible car but his possession forced the car to draw, you may have better luck. I dared not throw grenades into this but I anticipate a crash.

For those wanting to know: When you're car eXpldes, w/ FIRE stay in it. Very Rare occasions you can get out w/out dying, usually I wait till the fire goes away.

So weird how you can Live and DIE in GTA 4.

Meh, I was going to hijack another car at the time... if the fence hadn't ****ted me to death! It was just bad timing

While driving the Lamborgini style car at super high speed, i hit a car head on and flew through the windshield of my car and then in through the windshield of the other car that i hit.
My legs didn't make it in though. They kind of bent over backwards across the roof.

i had just finished up an assassination mission in algonquin, where they have all that industrial **** everywhere. i back up in my stupid car, with my health flashing red, and hit 6 of those explosive barrels.

all six blew up at once, and i died. THOSE BARRELS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

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While driving the Lamborgini style car at super high speed, i hit a car head on and flew through the windshield of my car and then in through the windshield of the other car that i hit.
My legs didn't make it in though. They kind of bent over backwards across the roof.

Yes, The INFERNUS is in fact a rather nice car.

I've had similar accidents, such as hitting a pole at High Speed and broke through my windshield and died, not to mention the pole didn't even move.

I was doing the first Player X mission last night and driving through the construction area and my car randomly blew up. I figured maybe they threw a grenade or hit the gas tank of the car or something. I guess it was from one of those exploding barrels. I didn't know they existed.

*continues to twiddle his thumbs until he gets GTA4*

sigh...

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*continues to twiddle his thumbs until he gets GTA4*

sigh...

word.

Sorry to bang this over and over. But, Stunt Jumping alone has addicted me to no end. The sheer number of them and you can use cars, bikes and boats for some of them.

We have been doing Super launches off the bridges and fading a 360 to a toasty Molotove coctail suicide bar-b-que finish in air.

Again. The only glaring option this game is missing is a video replay mode. There's some really sik footage to save in this game.

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I'm pretty new to these forums- but I came across this thread and had to tell you about one of my friends crazy deaths. He crashed his motorcycle and when he went to pick it up somehow it glitched. I looked over at him and he was upside down- rocking back and forth on his head, motorcycle on top of him. So it was like he was riding on the air. Pretty cool until he blew up- then it was awesome.

Ninja Knight sent me flying through a car and into a Light post

This is kind of ironic if you've played GTA in the past. I was very low on health after just finishing a mission. I have this ocd thing about not eating food in the game. Just don't go into that realm. So I try to call Carmen to give me a health boost. I was neglecting her a bit so she didn't help me. Then I remembered I could use my cell phone to dial 911. I selected the ambulance. Unfortunately the ambulance showed up about 4 blocks away. So I called again. This time the ambulance came speeding around the corner and ran me over. Murdered by the very ambulance I called to save me.

The world has come full circle as once I would beat all the paramedics and steal the ambulance. Now they run me down like a dog.

I was driving kiki toward the comedy club when a helicopter crashed into my car.

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*continues to twiddle his thumbs until he gets GTA4*

sigh...

Don't worry my friend..your rage will build into a beautiful killing frenzy for the day you get then game.Like the mail man who woke up one morning and took a sip of his coffee only to discover his coffee was decaf, because his wife was to busy making sweet love to the entire local football team,(i think some hockey players are there somewhere or R kelly one of the two)
and on his way out the driveway runs over his dog...becuse his kid jumped onto the hood of his car screaming "you not my dad i hate you!"and flips you the bird in the grandest of fashions.
but the only way you find out about the dog is when, the cops pull you over...and tell you good ol' fidos collar was caught under your bumper and you dragged him for about...let's say thirty miles..(that's a $2000 fine.)then you get stuck in traffic for a few hours with a broken ac in *90 degree heat only to get to work and discover....it's sunday...