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I have been thinking that I have never seen a character rip a loud fart during a cut scene. How hilarious would that be if during one of these serious moments in a FPS or something one of the characters just rips one. I would rofl. The other character could kind of make a motion with his/her hand or just say like jesus man you stink.

Imagine gears of war and dom is in the middle of showing his picture and marcus just rips one.

Dom goes- "Jesus marcus how am I going to get any information with you breaking *** every five minutes."

marcus-"sorry, damn powdered eggs."

Dom-"you need to do something about that man, your ****ing toxic."

marcus rips another one. "I'm working on it"

Dom-Jesus **** it smells like five day old **** pants."

dom-"I'm gettin the **** out of here."

Baird walks in-"who the **** **** their pants. Smells like my grandmothers queef and she's been dead for five ****in years. Ah, that's it I'm ****ing gone. ****ing pants ****ten *** breakin ****nuts. Take a **** already, Jesus christ"

http://www.dotfart.com/


Then you never played Rainbow Six or Rogue Spear back when they first came out. One of the cheat codes was silent but deadly. When the characters walked, they did fart. RSE had a weird sense of humor back then along with their sense of what gamers wanted. Shame that a certain publisher has removed all that was good from their games.



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kill me.


God, do something for yourself for once. JEEZE.
 
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kill me.


Always trying to get us to do your bitch work...


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It's totally cool to repeat what someone says in a different way.



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queef


Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!



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queef


alabama hot pocket
 
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bear queef



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cletus


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we know someone that thought queef meant beef, as in, "You got a beef with me?
hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaha Too Happy
 
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we know someone that thought queef meant beef, as in, "You got a beef with me?
hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaha Too Happy


That reminds me of that old wendy's commercial with the elderly woman. She would say where's the beef?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

Where's the queef? Googly


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Ah, the queef. One of the few aural indicators that confirms you're both giving it your best....


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