I have been thinking that I have never seen a character rip a loud fart during a cut scene. How hilarious would that be if during one of these serious moments in a FPS or something one of the characters just rips one. I would rofl. The other character could kind of make a motion with his/her hand or just say like jesus man you stink.

Imagine gears of war and dom is in the middle of showing his picture and marcus just rips one.

Dom goes- "Jesus marcus how am I going to get any information with you breaking *** every five minutes."

marcus-"sorry, damn powdered eggs."

Dom-"you need to do something about that man, your ****ing toxic."

marcus rips another one. "I'm working on it"

Dom-Jesus **** it smells like five day old **** pants."

dom-"I'm gettin the **** out of here."

Baird walks in-"who the **** **** their pants. Smells like my grandmothers queef and she's been dead for five ****in years. Ah, that's it I'm ****ing gone. ****ing pants ****ten *** breakin ****nuts. Take a **** already, Jesus christ"

http://www.dotfart.com/

1. WTF?

2. Have you ever played an MGS game? One word: Johnny

Stupid

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Originally posted by Ninja_Kn1ght:
1. WTF?

2. Have you ever played an MGS game? One word: Johnny

The only Metal Gear game I played was the debut for the ps2- the one where you only play snake for 1 level. So does this Johnny guy fart alot?

This message has been edited. Last edited by: moonsongv1,

....wtf

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Originally posted by moonsongv1:

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Originally posted by Ninja_Kn1ght:
1. WTF?

2. Have you ever played an MGS game? One word: Johnny

The only Metal Gear game I played was the debut for the ps2- the one where you only play for snake for 1 level. So does this Johnny guy fart alot?

And paints his paints brown.

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Originally posted by moonsongv1:
*insert stupid **** here*

troma movies and fart jokes. you sure are a sophisticated individual...

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Originally posted by Seductivpancake:

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Originally posted by moonsongv1:

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Originally posted by Ninja_Kn1ght:
1. WTF?

2. Have you ever played an MGS game? One word: Johnny

The only Metal Gear game I played was the debut for the ps2- the one where you only play for snake for 1 level. So does this Johnny guy fart alot?

And paints his paints brown.

He must have a poop obsession. Well if it's good enough for Metal Gear I think it would work in other games. Minus the brown pants.

Hmmmm meant to say "Paints his pants". o wells.

Hey, the video character known for randomly farting is Abe from Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus, which was a platformer/puzzle game on the PS1.

In the opening cutscene, Abe farts followed by an elder of the tribe giving him a weird look and an awkward silence. It was pretty funny.

I think you could also fart in Fable.

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Originally posted by Brimtown:
I think you could also fart in Fable.

Yes you can. I was wondering if in Fable 2 you could fart during a cut scene. From what I heard you get to direct the cut scenes somewhat. I wonder if the emotes you can do carry over to that. If that is the case I think I'll rip a few loud ones here and there.

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Originally posted by Y_HELO_BEAR:

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Originally posted by moonsongv1:
*insert stupid **** here*

troma movies and fart jokes. you sure are a sophisticated individual...

My thoughts exactly. Some people already assume games like gears are designed for 12 year olds. Let's not make them right.

Play Castle Crashers.

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Originally posted by stonelance:
Play Castle Crashers.

Good idea.

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Originally posted by stonelance:
Play Castle Crashers.

Oh yeah... that forest level I hated... Moonsong will love it.

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Originally posted by Ghengis_John: Some people already assume games like gears are designed for 12 year olds. Let's not make them right.

So true. Unlike halo. You don't have to be 12 years of age or under to succeed. Quite opposite.

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Originally posted by DocHolidazed:

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Originally posted by Ghengis_John: Some people already assume games like gears are designed for 12 year olds. Let's not make them right.

So true. Unlike halo. You don't have to be 12 years of age or under to succeed. Quite opposite.

Besides, the dialog for GOW already sounds like it was written by 12yr olds.

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Originally posted by Brimtown:

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Originally posted by DocHolidazed:

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Originally posted by Ghengis_John: Some people already assume games like gears are designed for 12 year olds. Let's not make them right.

So true. Unlike halo. You don't have to be 12 years of age or under to succeed. Quite opposite.

Besides, the dialog for GOW already sounds like it was written by 12yr olds.

QFT.

Remember Doom the movie?

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Corporal Dean Portman: I gotta take a dump.
Destroyer: What? Now?
Corporal Dean Portman: Unless you want me ****ting my pants right here.