I had a roomie in college who was a hoge computer nerd\hippie and would dumpster dive for all of his posessions. He had such horrible BO he still stunk after showering. Near the end of the semester the rest of us went to the store and boughta couple dozen glade air freshener things and stuck them all around his door.
I think everyone has the overwieght, smelly college roomate story... mine started in the fall of 2003. I knew the young man - he was a fairly gentle, stoner soul. But, he was very large. So large and rather lazy when it came to hygeine at one point in his life (he lost his job and failed out of school - so all he did was drink a 24 pack of natty all day and other stuff, we were all pretty pissed) - anyway it got to be pretty bad. I have chased a grown man with febreeze on several occassions - he didn't seem to care. Then one day, when he was hunched over a speaker trying to fix the connection to the television I uncapped a can of compressed air, attached the included straw used for getting into those hard to reach places and then commenced to reach, with the straw, just a bit into the massive plumber's crack that so viciously showed itself more often than I would like to remember. I pulled the trigger. He started showering after a few treatments of this over the next few weeks. Just think... a little can of compressed air changed the entire environment of an apartment and a man's life.
STOP IT. THIS IS YOUR PAIN. THIS IS YOUR BURNING HAND. IT'S RIGHT HERE.
And it's age controlled! When I worked at gamestop we would have to card people for the stuff - you have to be 18 to buy it, well in VA anyway - what is up with that?
STOP IT. THIS IS YOUR PAIN. THIS IS YOUR BURNING HAND. IT'S RIGHT HERE.
Originally posted by Ninja_Raiden: How can you say your mum's dorkier than anyone from here? Have you met everyone here? No
Loved your answer about BO
yeah like no kidding....I am not dorky ...Hercules was hot and Zena was a very good role model for young ladies and watching star trek was how you guys learned to drive and which buttons were safe to push in the car when we played star trek on the drive home and there were klingons on our ass.. Alex you are no so cool yourself... remember filling up the back of the van with baby aliens you would refuse to eject on Nick's orders....yeah like they could have been so much worse then the klingons...and what about your Zena yell did you even perfect that...no
and it is obvious ...to get someone to shower is to force them to be totally uncomfortable as they are...like pour dry koolaid in their underwear...or wait till they step outside and pelt them with eggs....and there is always the "I think there is cat poo in your hair" the only problem with that is you need a cat
OH, well I never said you learned how to spell watching Zena. It's obvious she couldn't and come on Mischief is there anything worse then really bad B.O...that would be cat stuff and the objective is to require the person who needs to bathe want to bathe..thus the necessity of the cat becomes evident
thanks!
