BBC, London, August 1 2008

Concern is growing regarding the whereabouts of Leitmotiv, a vital member of the Ubizoo community. His sudden disappearance from the "You Can Talk About Mods But Only If You Whisper" thread, sometime on the evening of July 27th, sparked panic among the regular animals at the zoo.

So far, no one has claimed responsibility for his disappearance, although the leader of the Junta, Generalisimo BearCat, has been implicated...

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Originally posted by Generalisimo BearCat:
Bye

A recent statement by the Junta spokesman, Gruppenfuhrer Steiner, claims that Leit has been released from custody...

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Originally posted by Gruppenfuhrer Steiner:
He must have got lost on his way back from prison,last I looked he was released 24hours ago.

Human rights activists have poured scorn on this latest statement...

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Originally posted by human rights activist and all round good guy Feathered IV:
A smokescreen! Sounds like the guards are getting nervous.

The British contingent at the zoo are determined not to take this lying down, as Leitmotiv is, without a doubt, their favourite colonial. A spokesman for the British contingent, Rear Admiral MB Avro, speaking at a press conference, had this to say...

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Originally posted by Rear Admiral MB Avro:
We're not the bloody French you know! Gits!

A task force is currently being assembled off the Dorset coast, Low Flyer is supplying the Polish ladies and Foxyboy is bringing the booze. Foxyboy has denied reports that he has drank most of the booze...

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Originally posted by foxyboy1964:
Gerrit right round ye ya bazza!

U.S. presidential candidates McCain and Obama have suspended campaigning during this crisis and are said to be deeply disturbed by this harsh treatment of a U.S. citizen.

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A bit O/T but wheres Megile??

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Originally posted by DD_crash:
A bit O/T but wheres Megile??

Last report he was "in luuurv....."

Enough of this nonsense,I'v called the regiment out!

Excellent news!Reinforcements from the colonies.


I will be along as soon as i figure out how to un-shackle my Kubelwagen.

Leit has been "freed" since Tuesday.

You crazy Tommies

I say thrash him. Looks like a humbug to me.

Hes not in our prison facility have a look for yourselves,glad to clear things up for ye.

Hmm....the old Open Your Borders to Inspectors trick....

Meanwhile, work has been suspended on SoW as the staff at MaddoxGames host a free benefit concert:

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Originally posted by steiner562:
Hes not in our prison facility have a look for yourselves,glad to clear things up for ye.

Stop it!!! Stop it!!!! I can't take any more. I'm in tears here at work. That chit is hilarious... (wipes tears from his eyes). Best effin' thread in years. LOL... Ahm dyin' here.

Da Worfster

Care to explain THIS then steiner? That certainly looks like Leit to me.I smell a cover up!

Nope thats wally and hes been banned from here for good

NEW YORK TIMES
1 August 2008

BUSH ADMINISTRATION DENIES EXISTENCE OF LEITMOTIV

"This administration never supported the lavish debaucheries of this international thief and all-round bad man," stated Undersecretary of State Ernest Buttocks following allegations by "manifestly poleaxed dweeb" entities that he was the Presidential pointman for Iraq policy and member of the Ubisoft IL-2 Forum, a well-known haunt of fanatical proponents of gerbil husbandry.