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You are not far off, actually. She is a descendant of the Queen of Wales. It's like being married to royalty...without the palace and without the immense wealth. Whenever she tells me kiss her @$$, I always correct her with "royal @$$" as in pain in the royal...  -PC Performance Aficionado and proud forum member since 2001 |
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I want a girlfriend who's
* Not fat * Doesn't ****ing complain about every minor life issue she has * Can have fun (this is important) * Doesn't make sarcastic remarks 24/7 * Has a sense of humor and appreciates stuff like Brasseye * red hair * Has interests or does some activity of some sort that doesn't include shopping. Mountain biking, kayaking or rock climbing would be great. Something cool. * Doesn't slag everyone she knows off * Again can have fun and drink without looking at me with that oh so English "I am not amused" look * Intelligent but doesn't read the fashion section of the Guardian whilst sipping latte in Starbucks. * Never ever EVER uses the word "postmodern" in a sentence. I'm ****ed aren't I? Don't think Santa's bringing me this any time soon lol. ------------------------------------------------------------ "Of all lovers perhaps none is more unrequited than a liberal humanist. History makes fun of him. Misanthropes deride him." - Harper Magazine |
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You'll settle for one with a pulse when you get to our age.
  "I was working on this skin for a week, and you post a picture of a damn turd right in my thread!" |
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I just want one that I like, gosh sake.  |
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would you take the skinniest girl at a fat girl party? I'll let you think about that for a second. Bill |
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I spent a drunken evening in my youth as king of the fat chicks (in fairness two were fat and one was just plain homely) Great times  |
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I want one too..
Yup though define fat, I like curves myself. North American faaaat umm no thanks.
FFS so many of them are like that.  Agree
Certainly, I can't stand being bored, though I have my quiets moments I like to share.
Who can stand that?
For sure, but WTF is Brasseye?
Nice for sure, I am more into brown hair, well black to light brown, not as much into blonds as I used to be but hey I'm open.
Yup but I am afraid even the girls I know who like cool stuff also like shopping.
Which will include you eventually if she hasn't already.
Hmmm well I am into Southern Europe myself, Italy, Spain, some of the Balkan states (Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria and Romania) and even here in Switzerland there are some hot chicks. Not saying there aren't plenty of hotties in the UK though.
Well anyone who goes to Starbuck's is a pretentious ____ anyway. Crap coffee.
Ouch
Argg I guess we have to find it ourselves, or hope they find us.    __________________ There she goes There she goes again Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains |
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So God was in a good mood and decided to come down and find a good man and grant him one wish. He reveals himself in all his glory and asks the man to name his wish, the man says "Well, I like to ride motorcycles, can I have a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride my Harley there whenever I want?". God says "Son, are you sure you wouldn't prefer to ask for something a little more profound, something more fitting to the limitless powers of the All Mighty?", the man stops and thinks for a bit, then says "Lord, I would like to understand women, to know what they want and what is in their hearts, how they think and their motivations". God paused for a moment and then said "So, would you like two or four lanes on that bridge...?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Flying online as NORAD_Shinjiro  |
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I was just joking around chaps, no need to take it so seriously.
 I'd just been out to the pub with some bird who just whined about her day constantly. Very disappointing.  Yep, I'm probably not thought highly of by half of them Joep lol. Being an ugly and a jerk!  Nevermind!Final warning Aimail. If I see you using that word again you are otta here for a long time. This message has been edited. Last edited by: blairgowrie, ------------------------------------------------------------ "Of all lovers perhaps none is more unrequited than a liberal humanist. History makes fun of him. Misanthropes deride him." - Harper Magazine |
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relax.....
once the scabies wears off they might learn to like you again. these things take time.  Bill |
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Sorry Blairgrowie ------------------------------------------------------------ "Of all lovers perhaps none is more unrequited than a liberal humanist. History makes fun of him. Misanthropes deride him." - Harper Magazine |
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Blanik L-33 Solo. Affordable all-metal.
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Back on topic - about time too. Nice choice McMurphy. My imaginary cousin says that seeing it is nice and cheap, you can have a towplane to go with it, provided it's not too expensive. Any suggestions?
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Well, I see alot of guys riding around on their thirty- grand Harley Davidsons. I'd rather get a Blanik. It's a dream of mine and not to far-fetched. You can keep it at home and trailer it to a glider port on flying days. Any club will tow you up, and they would love to see you there with that plane.
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Affordable can mean so many different things. My first airplane ride was when I was three years old in a glider. My father took me up. -PC Performance Aficionado and proud forum member since 2001 |
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