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Ahhh kids today you just gotta love em.
http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-stea...d-to-buy-hookers.htm "Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician." |
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"numerous electronic gadgets"
 Marmalade...even more remarkable when you consider it was developed with absolutely no access to oranges whatsoever. Now that takes real talent. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
This will become a legend told over fireplaces Ive been unable to breathe properly for the last few minutes from the laughter |
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From the article:
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician." You know, he may make it. |
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If Ralph's track record is anything to go by -- he has already made it.  What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about? |
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escorts aren't hookers, who wrote that trash?
---------------- Life's too short to date ugly chicks |
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And the best bit:
------------------------------  You can have no idea just how hostile aircraft can be until they come to your area... Aircraft which strafe or bomb your positions should be regarded with suspicion, if not deep mistrust. Aircraft which bomb and strafe your position and wear a red circle should certainly be regarded with deep mistrust. In fact, the deeper the better. A six-foot-deep slit trench is an ideal place from which to mistrust them... Australian soldier VX116124 www.magnum-pc.com Be sure. |
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Thousand a night? Not a bad price.
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Sounds like someone tried it on with a reputable escort once.   |
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Bet you're worth every cent too.  Seriously though, you take cheques, r is it cash only? "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them." Is this the first recorded instance of the 'Hobbit Gambit' being used? _______________________________________ Dum spiro, spero. |
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highschool formal, ah the memories  ---------------- Life's too short to date ugly chicks |
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As opposed to $1500 for one pop in a legal brothel in Nevada, $1000 for the night ain't bad. Even the call girls in Vegas proper go for $600 an hour for a half decent one. |
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$1,500 a pop? Why oh WHY wasn't I born with a vagina?
_______________________________________ Dum spiro, spero. |
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