Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

Blotto, Looped, Fried

Another snippet from the 'ol Bathroom Reader (If you're in to trivial knowledge get your hands on these)

Most people know what sloshed, loaded and looped mean: Being drunk, of course. But there are plent of other words that mean the same thing. Here's a list..

The words are followed by the years they came into use.

Stiff- 1737
Fuzzy- 1770
Half Shaved -1818
Bent- 1833
Slewed- 1834
Stinking- 1837
Screwed- 1838
Lushy- 1840
Pixilated- 1850
Swizzled- 1850
Whipped- 1851
Tanglefooted-1860
Spiffed- 1860
Frazzled- 1870
Squiffy -1874

*skipping a few- long bugger of a list*

Pifflicated- 1900
Ginned - 1900
Ossified -1901
Tanked- 1905
Blotto- 1905
Shellacked- 1905
Gassed- 1915
Hooted- 1915
Jugged- 1919
Canned -1920
Juiced- 1920
Fried- 1920
Buried- 1920
Potted- 1922
Dead to the World- 1926
Busted- 1928
Rum-Dum - 1931


Like to fish? You're not alone: Fishermen spend $24 billion a year on their hobby.


Name that tune:

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink
the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh and pearls.
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky.

(c'mon lets fill this sucker with as much trivial pointless crap as we can)

Finally, the answer everyone has been waiting for:

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

quote:

Name that tune:

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink
the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh and pearls.
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky.

(c'mon lets fill this sucker with as much trivial pointless crap as we can)

Is it "A Hard days night" by the Beatles?

I dunno. I always, get those two mixed up

Gratuitous Beaver shot

Once, as old stories tell, there was a prince
Named Theseus that in Athens ruled long since,
A conqueror in his time; for rich lands won
There was no greater underneath the sun.
He took the realm once known as Scythia
And married its brave queen, Hippolyta,
And brought her home in high festivity,
Also her younger sister, Emily.
And but for trying the most patient ear,
Make no doubt of it, I should let you hear
In full how Theseus came to overwhelm,
Together with his knights, this women's realm.

quote:

Originally posted by I_KG100_Prien:


Name that tune:

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink
the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh and pearls.
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky.

Avenged Sevenfold- Beast and the Harlot

Sorry, it was funny but too much adult language to leave on the forum.

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No words in the English language rhyme with Month, orange, silver or purple.

the south island of New Zealand is the oldest exposed land surface on earth

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

in 1894....there were only 4 cars in America

when you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart

the first man to walk on the moon had never seen a digital wrist-watch

http://www.nsf.gov/news/news_summ.jsp?cntn_id=112299

Just read something about this the other day.

The quartz clock movement was first discovered
by a pilot of a P38.
When he looked at his instrument panel there it was, nobody knows how it got there but there it is. Another Freaky mystery.
Back to the future?
Check it out in game.
Cheers.



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quote:

Originally posted by Badsight-:
No words in the English language rhyme with Month, orange, silver or purple....

Minge.

A bloke walks into a bar, obviously very p1ssed off. "Gimme a beer!" He shouts to the barman. He sculls it and snarls "All lawyers are @rseholes!"
A voice down the end of the bar retorts 'You take that back!' The man says "Are you a laywer?"

'No I'm an @rsehole!'

Admirábase un portugués
de que, desde la tierna infancia,
todos los niños en Francia
supieran hablar francés.
"¡Arte diabólica es"
-dijo, torciendo el mostacho-
"que, para hablar en gabacho,
un hidalgo en Portugal
llega a viejo y lo habla mal,
y aquí lo parla un muchacho!"

Y págalo Quevedo
porque compró la casa en que vivías,
molde de hacer arpías;
y me ha certificado el pobre cojo
que de tu habitación quedó de modo
la casa y barrio todo,
hediendo a Polifemos estatíos,
coturnos tenebrosos y sombríos,
y con tufo tan vil de Soledades,
que para perfumarla
y desengongorarla
de vapores tan crasos,
quemó como pastillas Garcilasos:
pues era con tu vaho el aposento,
sombra del sol y tósigo del viento.