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Originally posted by Breeze147:
Nobody wants to touch this one, eh?

Back in the day, stews were ultra glamorous and cool. They wore designer unis and were pretty and sexy. They served hot dinners with real metal cutlery. Drinks were free. You could smoke. I remember once on an Allegheny flight from Philadelphia to Nashville, a gorgeous young stew dropped something she was going to hand me. She went right across my lap to retrieve it. While she was across my lap, I looked down and her nylons and garter belt were about 6 inches from my face. I nearly died. I'm getting semi-wood thinking about it. We used to sit on the tarmac at Kadena and Bien Hoa just to see the stews on the "Freedom Birds". Once, at Bien Hoa, we started taking mortar and rockets and the stews on a Continental flight were forced to share a bunker with us. Hot Heck!! That was the most fun attack I had ever been through!!!

Then came Women's Lib. Fair and equal treatment. A stew could no longer be terminated for being past 30 or having child birth hips. So now you have 50ish and 60ish fat broads, secure in their seniority, smashing
your elbows and knees with the big *** stainless steel carts and in some cases telling you it's your fault for sticking them out in the aisle, even though you were just trying to find relief from your 18" of alloted leg room.

And that's what I say!

MK108

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Originally posted by I_KG100_Prien:
Breeze, I am jealous :P

But nowadays we are in the world of PC and EO.

Lies, sanctions, and cruise missiles have never created a free and just society. Only everyday people can do that.
Zack De La Rocha

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Originally posted by MB_Avro_UK:
Hi all,

I have flown a number of times over the years and it always seems to be that it is the State National Carriers such as British Airways who abide by the Equal Opportunities thing.

There is no Equal Opportunities on the Fashion Cat Walk...why?

I flew with a well known airline recently long haul,and some orange juice spilled from an overhead locker onto my lap. I mentioned this to a stewardess....and she happened to be somewhat attractive .

She took me to the galley area, curtained the galley off, went down on her knees and sponged off the stain. Now that is what I call service

I diverted my thoughts at the time towards the next il2 patch just as anybody else here would have done in my distressing situation....


As a footnote, I was then seated in the empty aisle for cabin staff positioned behind the forward galley. As the aircraft climbed after take off, the defrosted water on top of the galley flowed over me....


Best Regards,
MB_Avro.

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Originally posted by b2spirita:

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Originally posted by I_KG100_Prien:
Breeze, I am jealous :P

But nowadays we are in the world of PC and EO.

i think we are better for it tbh

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Originally posted by MB_Avro_UK:
Hi all,

I have flown a number of times over the years and it always seems to be that it is the State National Carriers such as British Airways who abide by the Equal Opportunities thing.

There is no Equal Opportunities on the Fashion Cat Walk...why?

I flew with a well known airline recently long haul,and some orange juice spilled from an overhead locker onto my lap. I mentioned this to a stewardess....and she happened to be somewhat attractive .

She took me to the galley area, curtained the galley off, went down on her knees and sponged off the stain. Now that is what I call service

I diverted my thoughts at the time towards the next il2 patch just as anybody else here would have done in my distressing situation....


As a footnote, I was then seated in the empty aisle for cabin staff positioned behind the forward galley. As the aircraft climbed after take off, the defrosted water on top of the galley flowed over me....


Best Regards,
MB_Avro.

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Originally posted by roybaty:
It's not my fault I'm big boned and I have an efficient metabolism dammit

But I do have a desk job, don't exercise and like eating greasy salty foods, and drinking beer. But it must be genetic .

I am a fat guy who doesn't make excuses; I don't eat an extraordinary amount of food but I am too sedentary for my metabolism and caloric intake, I figure I just need to exercise and hold back a tad.

I get annoyed by overweight people who make excuses because I know damned well it's a matter of will and discipline.