It's so simple, 15 turgid minor celebrities.....on a tropical island.....armed to the teeth.....in a winner takes all fight to the finish. Think 'Battle Royale', think 'The Running Man', think how happy you'll be when you see the cast of Eastenders/ assorted WAGs/ Big Brother rejects et al setting up improvised claymore mines and cutting each other down in a hail of bullets....

The only real question is, who do you want to see on the island?....

"Shot to fame" anyone?

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Originally posted by Aimail101:
The only real question is, who do you want to see on the island?....

How's about all of the TV executives that keep producing the mindless junk that's on nowadays?

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the late Saddam Hussien

Here is my list and my reasons.
1. Simon Cowell - Smug arrogant git who woudn't know talent if he saw it, he is once quoted to have said that if Morrisey (lead singer of The Smiths) sang for him on X factor he would reject him.

2. Kerry Katona - I hate that when I say to people that I'm from Warrington and they reply "isn't that where Kerry Katona is from". She is an embarrasment to Warrington, a talentless, chavy and now bankrupt oxygen thief.

3. Christiano Ronaldo - I'm a Liverpool supporter.

4. Amy Winehouse - Drugged up nutcase, it would be interesting to see what she would be like sober.

5. Jack Osbourne - Famous despite having no talent, but having a famous (and very talented) father.

6. Kelly Osbourne - See above.

7. Will Ferrell - Hollywood love him but I think that he is as funny as a kick in the knackers.

8. Graham Norton - Same as above but it is the BBC that love him.

9. Peter Andre - Why is this tosser famous? My bird loves Katie and Peter but I want to blow up the TV when they are on it.

10 David Cameron - Toffee nosed gobsh!te, he has no idea how ordinary people live, the only experience he has had of a council estate is when he has seen one on TV. If I find the guy who nicked his bike I will buy him a pint.

11 Duncan Bannatyne - Why is he so bloody miserable all the time, he is a multi millionaire. I just want to shout to him "for F*ck sake cheer up you dour git"

12 Jeremy Kyle - He reminds me a bit of Simon Cowell, because he is also a smug arrogant tosser but IMHO Jeremy Kyle is worse because he is "preachy" with it. I hope that one day he does a Max Moseley and The Mirror catch him in the act.

13 The designer of the London 2012 Olympic symbol - WTF was he thinking when he designed that god awful thing. Just looking at it makes me feel queezy.

14. Russell Brand - Unfunny ex junkie.

15. Peaches Geldof - Like Jack and Kelly Osbourne she is only famous because of her parents.

This is just going to go down hill very rapidly...