I think when we get SOW, we need to have 'banter only' servers: Anyone saying 'owned!' (or 'pwned') will be disowned, debagged, and made to spend the war peeling spuds in Inverness.
Must go chaps, just got myself a couple of new crates on that MSFS gadget, and the weather's just right for buzzing the WAAFs nissen hut...