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...you're constantly hypervigilant when outdoors because, in maintaining your SA, you keep spotting "dots" (birds) and they always have speed/altitude advantage over you..
____________________________________________________ 1948, Xmas eve, with a full moon over town Stagger Lee shot Billy DeLyon and he blew that poor boy down. Do you know what he shot him for, what do you make of that? Cause Billy DeLyon threw the lucky dice, won Stagger Lee's stetson hat. |
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You answer the door in your TrackIR hat.
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...you spot and positively identify aircraft flying in on airshows long before the commentator announces them.
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When long-time-no-see relatives come to visit you during Saturday night co-ops! They really should know better.
No one in sane mind ever turns when he has any other option. ~ DKoor |
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Ahahahaha,so true... Don't ask me how i play RO or something else. When i turn play IL-2 without TIR turned on,and when i move my head in the plane with the hat-switch,i still move my head even if it's not doing anything! |
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You know when you play too much IL-2 when:
(from my view,i've experienced thos) -Someone cuts you on the road without the use of blinker,then you start searhing the Weapon 1+2/cannon buttons on your gear shifter. (happened to me today...Some blondy in an Opel Astra...) -If the road goes downwards,you always dive down at full power,doing 300+ so you can pull up when the road starts to go up. -A cop is on your six,you start to speed up and then start doing rolling scissors untill he goes on your twelve. -You're trying to reach the hat-Switch on your gear shifter,because you want to see what's in your left mirror. -If you see a big 18 wheeler,you don't stay on his six. -If you see a 18 wheelers convoy,you go aside to them and start looking up seriously for the gasoline trailer. |
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And your not embarrassed! |
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Embarrassed? "Come back, we need your body parts!" I cry, but they're always a half mile away by then.... |
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I think you haven't played IL-2 too much... Here's some info |
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People play the game wihout it ??? That's just plain scarey ...... _________________________________ Some random "stuff" : WTE (Australasian IL2 Squadron): http://www.wte-anga.com/ RAF 3 Sdn '38 and 72 Sqdn: http://tinyurl.com/3RAF1938 http://tinyurl.com/72sqdn N5519 Charity 1939: http://tinyurl.com/n5519 |
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I dont have TrackIR.
If I'm still this dominating after 5 years, I dont think I need it. |
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Only girls use TiR....
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When your wife asks you for a divorce
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When you leave steering wheel height adjustment on your car permanently unlocked.
During a road trip you announce to your passengers, "Negative, RTB, I'm Bingo." You use the o'clock system when directing people. When driving around corners, you imagine you are pulling lead on the car in front of you. (I know you are all guilty of this.) You often describe everyday objects using the terms 'undermodelled', 'overmodelled', 'uber', and 'porked'. While driving you look like a dork with your hand out the window playing in the air currents. You proceed to swerve back and forth in your lane when your hand exceeds it's critical angle of attack. Airspeed, altitude, or brains; you always need at least two. |
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So true! |
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When you check your car's rear view mirror for fighters on your six.
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When you wish you had cannons when in a traffic jam, a enemy car filling your windscreen...
''I took a P-51, redesigned it, gave it a turboprop, Parts from a F-35, radar absorbent material, Advanced Avionics from an F-22, And painted it my favorite color.'' - Owl |
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lmao , i played Il-2 too much then i'm guilty of most of them , especially the o'clock system *goes back to boom and zoom mosquitos in his bedroom* |
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