The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly!!!! [Archive]

XyZspineZyX

07-18-2003, 11:53 PM

Alright, just got this in an email, if someone has posted i don't care.
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ******.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Message Edited on 07/18/0311:56PM by dmaskiew89

XyZspineZyX

07-18-2003, 11:53 PM

Alright, just got this in an email, if someone has posted i don't care.
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ******.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Message Edited on 07/18/0311:56PM by dmaskiew89

XyZspineZyX

07-18-2003, 11:56 PM

funny stuff there dmask.....lol

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XyZspineZyX

07-18-2003, 11:58 PM

thanks nj/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:00 AM

i have the 50 worst pickup lines ever to but it's inapropriet(can't spell it/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

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Message Edited on 07/19/0312:00AM by dmaskiew89

XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:02 AM

LOL

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:05 AM

LOL

Great stuff, if you find more, post it on the site. lol.

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:07 AM

will do.

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:14 AM

not meny people on tonight...

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 12:16 AM

nah its dead.......not bothered myself.........

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 02:37 AM

those are funny

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07-19-2003, 02:49 AM

Funny as hell, hopefully they wont yank it.

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07-19-2003, 03:05 AM

I almost went hoarse I was LMAO!!!!!!!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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07-19-2003, 03:15 AM

I almost fell outta my chair...

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07-19-2003, 03:24 AM

lol glad you guys like them/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX

07-19-2003, 04:28 AM

Yeah... great stuff Dmaskiew! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif Thanks for sharing! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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07-19-2003, 04:39 AM

Im gonna make a thread called

"The great, the awful, and the fugly"

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07-19-2003, 04:45 AM

good:your girlfriend has plenty of friends /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
bad:they are all men
ugly:they are all also involved with her too...

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07-19-2003, 04:49 AM

Thanks ber...i was starting to deal with her getting drunk every night and stumbling into my apartment at 2am and crashing onto the floor, but now shes with other guys?

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07-19-2003, 04:55 AM

/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
yup. she has betrayed you
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
ugly:shes involved with them too
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
bad:i'm one of them... roflmfao
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

j/k, i have no clue who ur girlfriend is

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07-19-2003, 03:11 PM

a ****** lol j/k usa

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07-19-2003, 03:35 PM

I know I guy that has a life just like that, he's my friend... Oh wait that hoker is his dau... see ya!

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07-19-2003, 04:13 PM

hey dmask think the mods wernt too pleased with your 50 worst pick up lines......bit near the knuckle and as for number 50..well that was just plain disgusting.....lol

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07-19-2003, 04:16 PM

Heh, thats funny..

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07-19-2003, 04:20 PM

Who's funny?

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07-19-2003, 04:28 PM

The first posts. A lot of the people here arent funny at all../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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07-19-2003, 04:33 PM

ahh..... you too /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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07-19-2003, 04:38 PM

thats funny stuff!

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07-19-2003, 05:19 PM

ya i think the mods deleted my 50 worst pickup lines thread.

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07-19-2003, 11:14 PM

I know you guys are having fun, but please try to keep it a little bit clean... I cracked a joke and you guys seemed to take it a bit seriously... Please, i dont want to hear "******" stuff again...

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07-19-2003, 11:34 PM

sorry usa my bad/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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07-19-2003, 11:36 PM

c'mon usa, it was only a joke, if we had to watch every little thing we said here it would get way too serious, the forum needs humour

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