CaikFalkon And Guayo's Battle to the Death!

[XyZspineZyX]

CaikFalkon says,"j00r a n00bx0rz."

Guayo says,"You're going to die, Silly."

Guayo challenges CaikFalkon to a duel to the death!


Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 43(+6) damage!
CaikFalkon summons Skeletal Ape(level 15).
Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 34(+6) damage!
Skeletal Ape bonks Guayo for 56 damage!
CaikFalkon begins to cast a spell..
CaikFalkon casts Darkness Shards!
The darkness shards rend and blind Guayo for 24 damage!
Guayo tries to slash CaikFalkon but misses!
Skeletal Ape rages with primal anger!
Skeletal Ape's attack raises by 60 points!
Skeletal Ape bonks Guayo for 84 damage!
CaikFalkon begins to cast a spell..
CaikFalkon casts Darkness Shards!
The darkness shards rend and blind Guayo for 28 damage!
Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 65(+6) damage!
Skeletal ape bonks Guayo for 95 damage!
Skeletal Ape has slain Guayo!
CaikFalkon gains experience!
CaikFalkon has looted Guayo's Head
CaikFalkon has looted 34 pieces of gold
CaikFalkon has looted Guayo Bones


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[XyZspineZyX]

CaikFalkon says,"j00r a n00bx0rz."

Guayo says,"You're going to die, Silly."

Guayo challenges CaikFalkon to a duel to the death!


Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 43(+6) damage!
CaikFalkon summons Skeletal Ape(level 15).
Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 34(+6) damage!
Skeletal Ape bonks Guayo for 56 damage!
CaikFalkon begins to cast a spell..
CaikFalkon casts Darkness Shards!
The darkness shards rend and blind Guayo for 24 damage!
Guayo tries to slash CaikFalkon but misses!
Skeletal Ape rages with primal anger!
Skeletal Ape's attack raises by 60 points!
Skeletal Ape bonks Guayo for 84 damage!
CaikFalkon begins to cast a spell..
CaikFalkon casts Darkness Shards!
The darkness shards rend and blind Guayo for 28 damage!
Guayo slashes CaikFalkon for 65(+6) damage!
Skeletal ape bonks Guayo for 95 damage!
Skeletal Ape has slain Guayo!
CaikFalkon gains experience!
CaikFalkon has looted Guayo's Head
CaikFalkon has looted 34 pieces of gold
CaikFalkon has looted Guayo Bones


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[XyZspineZyX]

wow /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
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[XyZspineZyX]

Ahem, this is the Raven Shield forum. So it'd be more like...

Guayo fires burst from MP5A4.
3 9mm bullets hit CaikFalkon, two in the head, and the third... still in the head, but slightly up and to the right.
Guayo has eliminated CaikFalkon.

[XyZspineZyX]

This isn't the Dungeons and Dragons forum? No wonder, I've been spamming Level 10 Wizard LFG for the longest time with no response.. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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[XyZspineZyX]

My money's on Guayo....I'll remember why in a minute


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[XyZspineZyX]

CaikFalkon wrote:
- ...A lot of geek talk...
- CaikFalkon has looted [/b]Guayo Bones

So in your looting you stole my bone of power... my precious...

fish... nice fish

[XyZspineZyX]

*Drops tactical NUKE: kills all*



(insert burp here)

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[XyZspineZyX]

Nah ah!

Maple Ward Chain Mail
Lore Item Magical Item
Slot: Chest
Effect:Ward Canadians
Effect2:Shield From Canadians
Type:Class 4 Magical Armor
Special: +3 To Resist Canuck, -6 Stamina,
+3 To Resist Disease,
200% Enhancement Of Nuke Shield


Attack the darkness!!

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Message Edited on 06/27/0307:35PM by CaikFalkon

[XyZspineZyX]

lol


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[XyZspineZyX]

o forgot to mention that that nuke was really a "Tactical Nuke of the holy shrine of the almighty god whale siriki"



You still loose.

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[XyZspineZyX]

to quote myself again:

'wow /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif ' -- Deviant_DFx

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You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
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[XyZspineZyX]

Scrub- I still got you beat.. Theres a reason why Aesop says I own.

Check it out.


Eletric Boots of The Whaler
[i]Slot:Feet
Effect:Holy Drought-Protects User From Whale-Aligned Damage
Effect2:Burst Scrubbing Bubble
Type:Class 3 Elemental Armor


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Message Edited on 06/28/0301:30AM by CaikFalkon

[XyZspineZyX]

*sulks to corner*

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why can't I ever find the good spells and armour? Why does everybody else get the good crap? Why is it always me that has to get the coffee in the morning for everyone? Why do I hear voices in my head? What? I should? Isn't that wrong? No? Post Office? Yea, they ARE all evil? They lost that letter 5 years ago of mine? I hate those idiots? Ammo.Need lots of ammo. I can get that! Guns too! Its all their fault...........

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<font size=1>disclaimer: at no time in real life do I hate the post office enough to do the above mentioned thing. I do not hear voices in my head, nor do I own (lots)of guns. Nor would the post office be my first choice.</font>



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Sure Scrubbie we believe your disclaimer.

Sulk on! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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[XyZspineZyX]

ScrubberManFSJ wrote:
- *sulks to corner*
-
- why can't I ever find the good spells and armour?

I'm whoring all of them.





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[XyZspineZyX]

I'll take you on.

FLYdude drops 6 cluster bombs.
Each sub-munition contains one or more spells, which disables one or more other spells, armors, or any other crazy weapon things they have.
Each sub-munition detonates, disabling every spell, armor, or crazy weapon thing known to man.
FLYdude comes for the second pass, strafing CaikFalkon with the cannon.

[XyZspineZyX]

FLYdude has been banned for cheating because airplanes dont exist

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CaikFalkon wrote:
- FLYdude has been banned for cheating because
- airplanes dont exist

Yes, I'm sure anyone who has been on the wrong side of an air to ground attack wants to believe that. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[XyZspineZyX]

Did he say airplane?? he meant GIANT CONDOR OF FALUMPHA

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Fumpa falumpa dumapumpa dee doo.

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ScrubberManFSJ wrote:
- Did he say airplane?? he meant GIANT CONDOR OF
- FALUMPHA

oh the horrible memories. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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P.S. http://www.myimgs.com/data/FMX001/guayoPwned.jpg




X^P j/k

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what the hell game is this from?

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War sucks

[XyZspineZyX]

As the Moderator of the only Ubi Dungeons and Dragons forum, I cast imprisonment and sink on both CaikFalkon and Guayo for attempting to use Dungeons and Dragons magic in the "real world."

Let's get you both plugged back into the Matirx... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"A person should not choose the form in which he wishes to perform the service of the Lord, but he should perform it in any manner the opportunity affords. He should be like a vessel into which anything may be poured - wine, milk, or water."

[XyZspineZyX]

Say, whatever happened to Guayo? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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[XyZspineZyX]

Why is there a double standard for us? Go imprison those Wiccans I see dancing around my goldarn Oak every fullmoon!

I dunno about Guayo.. maybe he got realized RVS is hopeless and left. Good for him, I'm only here for the no-pants Wednesdays.

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[XyZspineZyX]

hummm another 'freak' that wants to be unique so he can be prosecuted against?


Anyways RS is still a good game. I like blasting away tangos with my .45. Shooting things never gets old for some odd reason/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif never....../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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War sucks

[XyZspineZyX]

RS is a good game, but its not r6 material. I can't wait for UBI to release the SDK. Then the real fun will begin.. hopefully. EDIT: If you like shooting stuff try the action karma mod, its more fun than a barrel of monkeys.



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Message Edited on 11/02/0307:53PM by CaikFalkon

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CaikFalkon wrote:
- RS is a good game, but its not r6 material. I can't
- wait for UBI to release the SDK. Then the real fun
- will begin.. hopefully. EDIT: If you like shooting
- stuff try the action karma mod, its more fun than a
- barrel of monkeys.
-



Are they actually going to release the SDK?


Did they make a promise?



And a barrel of monkeys can be more fun than anything!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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Not if they start throwing feces. No, UBI hasn't said anything about releasing the SDK. I expect it out sometime after AS or a third expantion.


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