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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:12 AM
1. FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
2. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
3. The trouble with life is that you're half-way through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
4. Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog-ahhhhhhhhhh
5. They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!
7. An authority: someone who knows lots of things you could care less about.
8. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
9. Computer Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in!
10. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
11. Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.
12. I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
13. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
14. In the immortal words of an art history major: Do ya want fries with that?
15. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
16. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
17. For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
18. Mental backup in progress-Do Not Disturb!
19. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
20. ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
21. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
22. Definition of gun control: use both hands.
23. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..
24. SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
25. A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
26. Does the noise in my head bother you?
27. I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
28. I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that.
29. Freshhhh Brrrains
30. Narf
31. You Mofos Can Nevah Be From 'round Da WAY!!!
32. YOU'RE TOO WACK
33. I don't want no Commies in my car! ..... NO Christians, either!
34. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
35. I knew it! I'm surrounded by #######s!
36. Will you go down?
37. Don't worry about me. I have -THIS-.
38. Do not wank.
39. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
40. Don't whiz on the electric fence.
41. OWCH.
42. Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
43. Is it still there?
44. You're a d< !>ck.
45. Has Vegetable Salty.

46. Fleshy Part of Frut
47. The Tasty One!
48. OH MY CHRIST!
49. You look at Pedro's balls, and for this I will kill you.
50. <Lightning Crashes> YOU BETTER DO WHAT PEDRO SAYS.
51. Remind me to kill you later.
52. They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
53. She's gone from suck to blow!
54. Aiiiiirrr!!
55. Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big?!?
56. Point away from face and fire. Sounds easy enough...
57. I hope Trent Reznor f< !>cks you up the f< !>cking *** with a f< !>cking shotgun.
58. I am Jack's hairy pen< !>s.
59. HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRE'S JOHNNY!!
60. I am pure. But make no mistake. I'm pure evil.
61. Evil shouldn't look this good.
62. Death. The only cure I know for being stupid.
63. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
64. DUCK.
65. That's an interesting theory. But you overlooked one point: IT'S STUPID! IT'S THE STUPIDEST THEORY I'VE EVER HEARD!
66. The thing that sh< !>ts the thing out of its thing in the desert.
67. EEEEEEEEEEEE!
68. WHAT THE F< !>CK WAS THAT?!?!?
69. I play the tuba.
70. OHHH! A real man!!
71. TRIANGLE MAN
72. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..... ACK...I'm out of breath...
73. GOBBLE...SLURP...SMACK...SNARF...
74. Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.
75. I am your father's, brother's, cousin's former roomate!
76. Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!
77. Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy.
78. Freedom is anarchy tempered by goodwill.
79. What in the H-Fill?!?
80. Let's get the Hell out of here!
81. Maybe we should flee!
82. You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.
83. Why, DEAR GOD WHY, was my peanut gritty?!?
84. He did it.
85. We ain't found sh< !>t!
86. Praying to god. <llooookk>
87. Oh sh< !>t. There goes the planet.
88. Change my order to the soup!
89. I've lost me pea!
90. You're a white suburban punk, just like me.
91. That's the trouble with armor. It won't protect you from what you are.
92. And what is that?
93. What you do.
94. When?
95. When it counts.
96. Would you like to know more?
97. ****************
98. He could've blown that thing from Pequoima.
99. Have you lost your mind? Can't you see that man is a nih?
100. A WINNER IS YOU!
101. I'll rip your head off and sh< !>t down your neck.
102. <puts gun to head> <laughter> Don't laugh. You're next.
103. Make love, not war.... Wait. Do both. Get married.
104. I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!
105. Let's go do some crimes.
106. I don't think you want snakey.
107. I'm gonna roam through your village. And I'm gonna eat.. all of your food. But you don't care. Cause I'm a... I'm a... I'm a SACRED COW!!!
108. Funimation Sucks.
109. How can you just... touch dat?
110. Occupational Hazzard.
111. Don't eat yellow snow.
112. What the hell are we supposed to use? Harsh Language?!?
113. It burns! It burns!! Ahhhh mmmmyyy ggooooddd!!!
114. Yippie Kai Yay, motherf< !>cker.
115. That's hardcore, man.
116. OWWWW!! You shot me, you a-hole.
117. Freedom is anarchy tempered by goodwill.
118. Fly ******, fly!
119. Recruit.
120. MEMBER!
121. That was my Virgin Alarm.
122. Oh, your helmet is sooo biiig...
123. I've lost the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!
124. Dodge this.
125. You got ganked!
126. There is no spoon.
127. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
128. There is no one perfect in this world.
129. You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!...
130. Marijuana, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
131. IRC'ing, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
132. WINDOWS XP = Windows Xtreme Problem
133. WINDOWS ME = Windows with Many Error
134. <---------- Get yourself a copy now, thousand and thousand having it!!
135. Confuscious say... Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
136. Confuscious say... Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
137. Confuscious say... Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
138. Confuscious say... Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam.
140. A computer scientist is someone who invent more and more viruses.
141. The 8th wonder of the world = y2k !!!
142. Use pentium 4, so you can reboot faster ...
143. The place without pollution is the place without human.
144. *********
145. Confuscious say... Virgin like balloon--one *****, all gone.
146. Confuscious say... Man who cooks corn and pees in same pot is very unsanitary.
147. Is T*her#e Any bu@gs He%re?
148. women causes application program to have pull-down menus and online help.
149. In /dev/null no one can hear you scream
150. Unable to join #sex (You're are not 8 inches)
151. USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
152. WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
153. Confuscious say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
154. Confuscious say... Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
155. Confuscious say... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
156. WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
157. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
158. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
159. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
160. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
161. Confuscious say... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
162. Confuscious say... Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****.
163. Confuscious say... Man who masturbates with peanut butter is f*ck*ng nuts.
164. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
165. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
166. [Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton
167. Once you choose this path, there is no return !!!
168. Any program that runs right is obsolete.
169. Cocaine.exe error - Insert Cocaine and Press Any Key
170. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
171. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
172. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
173. Bad command. Yeah !!! I got it, is the bad command I am waiting for ...
174. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
175. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
176. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
177. Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? answer me .....
178. Is the Blue Screen of Death !!!!!!!!!!
179. ********
180. shutdown -h now
181. Confuscious say... Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
182. Confuscious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
183. Confuscious say... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
184. DOS Tip #17: Just format when there is error occur ...
185. Press Enter to continue ... Err ... which 'enter' ... there are two here !!!
186. Press any key to continue, where is the 'ANY' key?
187. Illegal Operation - Hit any user to continue.
188. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
189. (A)ttack, (R)eform, (G)un shot?
190. Cannot join #human (robot only)
191. Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
192. Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long))
193. Pentium 4 causes me to do so ... !!
194. My baby Amd Athlon need a rest ...
195. I got hacked !!!


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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:12 AM
1. FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
2. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
3. The trouble with life is that you're half-way through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
4. Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog-ahhhhhhhhhh
5. They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!
7. An authority: someone who knows lots of things you could care less about.
8. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
9. Computer Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in!
10. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
11. Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.
12. I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
13. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
14. In the immortal words of an art history major: Do ya want fries with that?
15. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
16. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
17. For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
18. Mental backup in progress-Do Not Disturb!
19. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
20. ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
21. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
22. Definition of gun control: use both hands.
23. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..
24. SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
25. A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
26. Does the noise in my head bother you?
27. I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
28. I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that.
29. Freshhhh Brrrains
30. Narf
31. You Mofos Can Nevah Be From 'round Da WAY!!!
32. YOU'RE TOO WACK
33. I don't want no Commies in my car! ..... NO Christians, either!
34. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
35. I knew it! I'm surrounded by #######s!
36. Will you go down?
37. Don't worry about me. I have -THIS-.
38. Do not wank.
39. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
40. Don't whiz on the electric fence.
41. OWCH.
42. Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
43. Is it still there?
44. You're a d< !>ck.
45. Has Vegetable Salty.

46. Fleshy Part of Frut
47. The Tasty One!
48. OH MY CHRIST!
49. You look at Pedro's balls, and for this I will kill you.
50. <Lightning Crashes> YOU BETTER DO WHAT PEDRO SAYS.
51. Remind me to kill you later.
52. They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
53. She's gone from suck to blow!
54. Aiiiiirrr!!
55. Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big?!?
56. Point away from face and fire. Sounds easy enough...
57. I hope Trent Reznor f< !>cks you up the f< !>cking *** with a f< !>cking shotgun.
58. I am Jack's hairy pen< !>s.
59. HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRE'S JOHNNY!!
60. I am pure. But make no mistake. I'm pure evil.
61. Evil shouldn't look this good.
62. Death. The only cure I know for being stupid.
63. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
64. DUCK.
65. That's an interesting theory. But you overlooked one point: IT'S STUPID! IT'S THE STUPIDEST THEORY I'VE EVER HEARD!
66. The thing that sh< !>ts the thing out of its thing in the desert.
67. EEEEEEEEEEEE!
68. WHAT THE F< !>CK WAS THAT?!?!?
69. I play the tuba.
70. OHHH! A real man!!
71. TRIANGLE MAN
72. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..... ACK...I'm out of breath...
73. GOBBLE...SLURP...SMACK...SNARF...
74. Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.
75. I am your father's, brother's, cousin's former roomate!
76. Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!
77. Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy.
78. Freedom is anarchy tempered by goodwill.
79. What in the H-Fill?!?
80. Let's get the Hell out of here!
81. Maybe we should flee!
82. You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.
83. Why, DEAR GOD WHY, was my peanut gritty?!?
84. He did it.
85. We ain't found sh< !>t!
86. Praying to god. <llooookk>
87. Oh sh< !>t. There goes the planet.
88. Change my order to the soup!
89. I've lost me pea!
90. You're a white suburban punk, just like me.
91. That's the trouble with armor. It won't protect you from what you are.
92. And what is that?
93. What you do.
94. When?
95. When it counts.
96. Would you like to know more?
97. ****************
98. He could've blown that thing from Pequoima.
99. Have you lost your mind? Can't you see that man is a nih?
100. A WINNER IS YOU!
101. I'll rip your head off and sh< !>t down your neck.
102. <puts gun to head> <laughter> Don't laugh. You're next.
103. Make love, not war.... Wait. Do both. Get married.
104. I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!
105. Let's go do some crimes.
106. I don't think you want snakey.
107. I'm gonna roam through your village. And I'm gonna eat.. all of your food. But you don't care. Cause I'm a... I'm a... I'm a SACRED COW!!!
108. Funimation Sucks.
109. How can you just... touch dat?
110. Occupational Hazzard.
111. Don't eat yellow snow.
112. What the hell are we supposed to use? Harsh Language?!?
113. It burns! It burns!! Ahhhh mmmmyyy ggooooddd!!!
114. Yippie Kai Yay, motherf< !>cker.
115. That's hardcore, man.
116. OWWWW!! You shot me, you a-hole.
117. Freedom is anarchy tempered by goodwill.
118. Fly ******, fly!
119. Recruit.
120. MEMBER!
121. That was my Virgin Alarm.
122. Oh, your helmet is sooo biiig...
123. I've lost the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!
124. Dodge this.
125. You got ganked!
126. There is no spoon.
127. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
128. There is no one perfect in this world.
129. You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!...
130. Marijuana, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
131. IRC'ing, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
132. WINDOWS XP = Windows Xtreme Problem
133. WINDOWS ME = Windows with Many Error
134. <---------- Get yourself a copy now, thousand and thousand having it!!
135. Confuscious say... Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
136. Confuscious say... Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
137. Confuscious say... Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
138. Confuscious say... Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam.
140. A computer scientist is someone who invent more and more viruses.
141. The 8th wonder of the world = y2k !!!
142. Use pentium 4, so you can reboot faster ...
143. The place without pollution is the place without human.
144. *********
145. Confuscious say... Virgin like balloon--one *****, all gone.
146. Confuscious say... Man who cooks corn and pees in same pot is very unsanitary.
147. Is T*her#e Any bu@gs He%re?
148. women causes application program to have pull-down menus and online help.
149. In /dev/null no one can hear you scream
150. Unable to join #sex (You're are not 8 inches)
151. USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
152. WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
153. Confuscious say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
154. Confuscious say... Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
155. Confuscious say... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
156. WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
157. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
158. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
159. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
160. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
161. Confuscious say... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
162. Confuscious say... Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****.
163. Confuscious say... Man who masturbates with peanut butter is f*ck*ng nuts.
164. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
165. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
166. [Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton
167. Once you choose this path, there is no return !!!
168. Any program that runs right is obsolete.
169. Cocaine.exe error - Insert Cocaine and Press Any Key
170. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
171. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
172. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
173. Bad command. Yeah !!! I got it, is the bad command I am waiting for ...
174. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
175. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
176. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
177. Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? answer me .....
178. Is the Blue Screen of Death !!!!!!!!!!
179. ********
180. shutdown -h now
181. Confuscious say... Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
182. Confuscious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
183. Confuscious say... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
184. DOS Tip #17: Just format when there is error occur ...
185. Press Enter to continue ... Err ... which 'enter' ... there are two here !!!
186. Press any key to continue, where is the 'ANY' key?
187. Illegal Operation - Hit any user to continue.
188. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
189. (A)ttack, (R)eform, (G)un shot?
190. Cannot join #human (robot only)
191. Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
192. Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long))
193. Pentium 4 causes me to do so ... !!
194. My baby Amd Athlon need a rest ...
195. I got hacked !!!


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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:14 AM
I hope you coped those... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:16 AM
they were on nevar gfx forums... go to the forums in my sig... you'll see


or here's a link...
http://www.splintercellsource.com/nevarforums/viewtopic.php?t=7

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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:18 AM
Evo you sneeky boy.. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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08-21-2003, 01:18 AM
196. "If it dont go...chrome it"-Stroker McGurk
197: "Women are the most beautiful, gentle and gracious creatures to ever walk this fine earth, and they should be avoided at any cost"-some mathematician

198: "Heaven is a place where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and completely organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German, the chefs British, the mecahnics French, the lovers Swiss and completely organized by the Italians."-unknown

XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:19 AM
I like that last one.

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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:24 AM
i like 179. and i hate 108!!! FUnimation rocks! they made dbz

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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:24 AM
198 rock on!

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XyZspineZyX
08-21-2003, 01:30 AM
bergeyman wrote:
- i like 179. and i hate 108!!! FUnimation rocks! they
- made dbz

The whole reason it's there is because those are famous last words..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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