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[Di_Neile]

Ok, I'm standing here in the light. Waiting for the timer to finish. Wish I had something to do while I wait. A Nice cup of Coffee would be great.
Well, Guess I shouldnt have drank all that Bahro Water in the caves. I think it gave me gas.
Looks like i will be following "The Path of the Smell" NOW!
Hmmm only 8 more Minuets to go, Great.

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[Di_Neile]

Ok, I'm standing here in the light. Waiting for the timer to finish. Wish I had something to do while I wait. A Nice cup of Coffee would be great.
Well, Guess I shouldnt have drank all that Bahro Water in the caves. I think it gave me gas.
Looks like i will be following "The Path of the Smell" NOW!
Hmmm only 8 more Minuets to go, Great.

You Must Give Back What Was Taken.
Di'Neile's Relto (http://www.geocities.com/daddy202dearest/index.htm)

[Mr Zebe D]

It looks like you've found something to do under the light. What music are you dancing to? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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[Di_Neile]

Actually, Skeeter Davis "The End of the World" and "Barbie Girl".
And finish that off with the Intro to the Twilite Zone!
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[Speedyserd]

Dear Diary,

Ever since I have joined this forum, I have been curious on many of the concepts presented to me. The main one being if it is possible to land gently if I jump off of the roof of my house with only an umbrella. Since today is beautiful and the parents are out, I will be conducting a science experiment: with what velocity shall I land onto the brick patio if the only element of slowing down is my umbrella? I will be back with the results once this is completed...

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[Mysti Sage]

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Egads!!!

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[stephanie2669]

I hope that wasn't a "splat" I just heard!

*Nurses are angels with really big needles hidden in their wings*

[Di_Neile]

Well I can tell ya from experience. Your gonna need a non collapsable Umbrella,LOL
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[Jeff433]

July 13th, 2004
"I will never ever ever higher Yeesha as an architect. She put my fireplace on the OUTside of the building. Has she ever been through a blizzard before?? And what's with this dock?! I don't even live near a lake! I'm on the top of a (censored) mountain here!! She even put the TV outside of the building, and it only displays picture. Yeesha, go to wal-mart they have everything, including electronics! Gehn's music player doesn't accept cds... And for the love of Yahvo could you give me a bed? You gave me a pretty rug but sleeping on it has caused medical issues for me.

July 14th, 2004
Yeesha's added some butterflies to my relto, that....that's just swell....yeah...

July 18th, 2004
I've taken residence in Sharper's old living place. My relto doesn't have a bed, and I need to get more sleep. Sleep deprivation = bad"


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[Kestryll]

I think that about settles it. We need one more expansion, just so we can have some form of bed in our Reltos. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[Di_Neile]

Waiting always waiting. Wish I had brought some snacks.
What do they say? "A Watched Pellet never boils?"
I think somone said one time "Don't go into the Light?" I'm Conflused!
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[dividertabs]

"Victory. The crustaceans have been defeated. I am King of the Island and none remain to dispute my rule."

[Di_Neile]

Dear GEICO,
I need to know if my Policy covers road hazards such as improperly marked Clefts?
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[Di_Neile]

Did you miss a Relto Page?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kestryll:
I think that about settles it. We _need_ one more expansion, just so we can have some form of bed in our Reltos. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[Kestryll]

No way! I missed that one! Of course with my luck I'd end up with a flock of numbered sheep gallavanting around my Relto eating up all my plants. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[Di_Neile]

Well I think if you rotate the Odd numbered sheep according to thier corisponding numbers. And Pull on each of thier tails once. The 4 pillars will turn into a Relto Sheep Coral. And a Little Mary to watch over them. LOL

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[Fabadoom]

Stumbled upon an old wind driven factory making giant suppositories, presumably for elephants or blue whales.

Roasted one then dropped it down a wishing well, wished I knew what the heck i was doing there. Wishing well lit up like broadway, these things must be filled with napalm , don't know what would happen to the elephants ! presumably they are prescription only.

Linked into fantasy Island, it's not the first time I've had a problem with crabs, linked out, linked back in, yup real Scottish weather, one minute fine next minute thick fog. Linked out linked back in what the...? I'll get back to you this can't be right !

Fabadoom

Kinky Friedman for governor

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[T.O.O.O.]

You see, this is why I wish Ubisoft would at least give us some updates on MacUru!

Not complaining, honest!

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[Fabadoom]

Found a pair of trunks, not surprising with all the exploded pacaderms about,

Fabadoom

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KI 773582

[Di_Neile]

Hmmm, so I guess this means Kadish is running around here somewhere, AGAIN?
"Father could only move pages with his words. But I could move Books. I have"...The Technology, I can rebuild Him.

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[Di_Neile]

Di'Neile's Journal
Day 1
Found Tree Sweat Shirt and Time on wall 1:38


What was I thinking !?
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[Mysti Sage]

I write this as I stand with my face glued to a periscope. YOu may wonder hhow I can do this. Too bad for you. Anyways, I put these numbers on these sliders on all four, the the little indicator light went on, and I pressed it. NOw they all have this annoying timer moving, adn at this rate, I'll be here for the next 14.5 http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif minutes. I wonder why there was the number for a D'ni machine in a Bahro cave, anyways? Hmmm...

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[Di_Neile]

Day 8
I'm really adding up the frequent Bahro miles now. Wonder if I have enough for a free Link to anywhere in the NexUS?
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[Speedyserd]

Dear Diary,

Well, that experiment had an interesting result. Once I stepped off of the roof, the umbrella didn't open. Partway down, it finally did, but I had too much velocity close to the landing... well, there were other contaminants as well: tree branches from the nearby trees, the trampleline I landed on that put me back up in the air and made me do a few somersaults, the beehive I landed on, and then eventually my younger sibling. I declare this a failure, and once my scratches and bruises heal, I will try again, opening the umbrella before stepping off of the roof...

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[Mysti Sage]

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[Di_Neile]

Please make a Note:
Next time ordering in the Pub. Avoid the BBQ'd Wark Ribs. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

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[labylou]

You make BBQ ribs with everything, Di_Neile? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Louly

[Mr Zebe D]

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[Di_Neile]

"The Best way to a Mans Heart, is through the Ribs"
Oh My!

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[labylou]

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Oh! that's where it is!

And I like that you always laugh at your own jokes! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

Louly

[Di_Neile]

Thanks Louly
Well that about does it for me.

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[Speedyserd]

Dear Diary,

I have tried doing my umbrella experiment a few more times, but I don't have any conclusive results. The umbrellas kept on going inside out on me during the fall and my younger sibling kept on being my landing pad! It's not my fault that they kept on walking in my landing area... ok, so I don't have a designated landing area since I keep on using different parts of the roof and house... but they should at least know that there is a SCIENTIFIC experiment going on! I finally told my parents to hold my sibling inside the house the entire day so I can do my experiment. And instead of them saying 'ok honey', they gave me a weird look as if I am insane or something! Hello! I am a scientist, trying to figure out a safe way of landing using an umbrella! Sheesh! And my father thinks he's a scientist... pfhht!
Funny, I can't seem to find any more umbrellas in my house. They aren't in their usual places anymore... oh well. I'll go out and buy some more of them and continue testing. This time, I will make sure that they aren't those cheepo ones. I need a good strong one that won't turn inside out on me...



Wait a minute! Where are the keys to my car?!?!?!?!?!?!



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[Mysti Sage]

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[Speedyserd]

Dear Diary,

After checking my house from top to bottom, I cannot find my keys anywhere. Once I asked my parents, it dawned on me. They TOOK my keys! And the reason why: they think that it just may be best for me to 'lay low for awhile' and 'until this desire of me with umbrellas die down'. DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SCIENCE? IF IT CAN WORK IN D'NI, WHY CAN'T IT WORK HERE? I asked them this, and they rolled their eyes, saying that D'ni doesn't exist and that I am really not a bird, even though I know I can morph into a STORK but not when parents are around! SERIOUSLY! They think I am insane or something when I happen to be the most rational person in the house...
I wonder if I can persuade my little sister, Hopeless, to continue my experiments... I'll give her something pink since she appears to like it so much. Or maybe I'll just give her some mead. I want to see her eyes blow up like Dr Warrell (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=489103333#489103333) when Grassie and I first gave him some...
Nevermind that! Time to do some testing on the water here and see if the algae from D'ni can survive in my city water.


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