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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2004, 11:31 PM
Just think of it, a Sam Fisher action figure!
When you press on his head, it activates his NV goggles! When you push on his chest, He will make cracks against Lambert, including "Killing her sounds like an act of terrorism" and "Shut the F*beep* Up Lambert!". And when you push on his butt, you hear the authentic sound of Sam farting, followed by a bathroom tip.."Hey kids, remember to wipe." And why stop at Sam?? Call now and you will get an authentic Lambert doll. When you link up the lasers equipped with each doll, Lambert and Sam will talk.."What the hell are you doing Fisher?"..."Sorry Lambert, I am just too damn old for this ****, I quit." So act now to get your FREE Lambert doll with Sam Doll purchase! The Doll is Just 19.95...Call 555-55-5-555-5555555-5-55!
P.S. If you give out the code name "F-2000" then you will get an extra toy, a real working SC-20K! It really fires! (Note-Not responsible for injuries or deaths caused by doll malfunctions or SC-20K "accidents")

XyZspineZyX
06-30-2004, 11:31 PM
Just think of it, a Sam Fisher action figure!
When you press on his head, it activates his NV goggles! When you push on his chest, He will make cracks against Lambert, including "Killing her sounds like an act of terrorism" and "Shut the F*beep* Up Lambert!". And when you push on his butt, you hear the authentic sound of Sam farting, followed by a bathroom tip.."Hey kids, remember to wipe." And why stop at Sam?? Call now and you will get an authentic Lambert doll. When you link up the lasers equipped with each doll, Lambert and Sam will talk.."What the hell are you doing Fisher?"..."Sorry Lambert, I am just too damn old for this ****, I quit." So act now to get your FREE Lambert doll with Sam Doll purchase! The Doll is Just 19.95...Call 555-55-5-555-5555555-5-55!
P.S. If you give out the code name "F-2000" then you will get an extra toy, a real working SC-20K! It really fires! (Note-Not responsible for injuries or deaths caused by doll malfunctions or SC-20K "accidents")

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2004, 09:55 AM
Cool this doll is really cool. He even does the secret Kung Fu Killer action!

SEANYBOYT
07-01-2004, 10:04 AM
this grunt guy has a lot of spare time on his hands. an action figure that promotes a$$ wiping, i like yur thinking

http://www.twisted-monkey.com/owned.jpg

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2004, 10:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SEANYBOYT:
this grunt guy has a lot of spare time on his hands. an action figure that promotes a$$ wiping, i like yur thinking

http://www.twisted-monkey.com/owned.jpg


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow, Thanks!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Axeman52.5
07-01-2004, 10:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SEANYBOYT:
an action figure that promotes a$$ wiping, i like yur thinking
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You know it makes sense, Seany

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Do that again, and I'm calling the police...

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2004, 12:27 PM
lol, u ppl r like duh, duhhhhhh, duh duh duhh.....
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XyZspineZyX
07-01-2004, 02:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sim02:
lol, u ppl r like duh, duhhhhhh, duh duh duhh.....
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yup, we sure are kid....(wierdo)

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2004, 09:39 PM
SO anybody consider buying? Is it funny at all?

SEANYBOYT
07-01-2004, 09:45 PM
if i dropped barbie in a deep fat fryer it would look more like sam than that. does that answer yur question?

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Fat Guy_25
07-03-2004, 06:22 PM
Wow, I want one! I'm just gonna pick up the phone right now and*realizes something*...aw, I am too lazy.

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halo_99
07-04-2004, 07:19 AM
it would be cool (but without the farting and the swearing).

i have a Master Chief figure, so give him his 2 guns...

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Fat Guy_25
07-04-2004, 09:15 AM
I think it would be more authentic if Sam and Lambert swore. The farting would definaltely need to be included.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Phantom15/cartman4.bmp
I am not fat, I am just "big-boned"