RUSEakistani Government Thread [Archive]

bruce57

06-30-2009, 06:09 PM

BTOG please dont lock this, we abandoned HAWXistan!

Anyway, this is the government thread.

President For Life: bruce57
Vice President: xxxthatcherxxx
Minister of Truth: BTR74
Minister of Defense/Pie: Pieman13
Commander of Third Pie (SpecOps): scorch621
Commander-in-Chief of RUSEakistan Army: DAFOC
Chief of Police: Mig-29
Minister of Siege (whatever the hell that is): DIVIN3oTACTIC5
Pie Ambassador: Account_Deleted
Minister of Intelligence: DNAz5646

post here if you want an office or have to discuss anything regarding the nation!

bruce57

06-30-2009, 06:09 PM

Mig-29

06-30-2009, 06:14 PM

anyone who blames ww ii on the us should be banned from the state.

Inquisitor_Zeal

06-30-2009, 06:28 PM

I never agreed to anything http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

bruce57

06-30-2009, 07:12 PM

well do you want to? it doesnt entail much. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

and i agree with u, Mig

Pieman13

06-30-2009, 07:18 PM

Lets Celebrate! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

bruce57

06-30-2009, 07:19 PM

ok celebrations over. back to work, ye subhuman slaves! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

N3V30

07-01-2009, 05:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mig-29:
anyone who blames ww ii on the us should be banned from the state. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well it looks like I'm out....Back to assassinating *Grabs rifle*

bruce57

07-01-2009, 06:50 AM

do u want to be chief assassin, N3V30?

Mig-29

07-01-2009, 08:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N3V30:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mig-29:
anyone who blames ww ii on the us should be banned from the state. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well it looks like I'm out....Back to assassinating *Grabs rifle* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You have been arrested.

FAIL.

bruce57

07-01-2009, 08:42 AM

Mig, u wanna be Chief of Police?

Mig-29

07-01-2009, 09:12 AM

O

K

N3V30

07-01-2009, 09:30 AM

*Introduces hidden blade to Migs throat*

DAFOC

07-01-2009, 10:48 AM

Dude I said I was General of the Army http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

bruce57

07-01-2009, 02:11 PM

done. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Pieman191

07-01-2009, 03:31 PM

I wouldnt mind having a top position.

DIVIN3oTACTIC5

07-01-2009, 04:17 PM

can i be first lady?
lol

bruce57

07-01-2009, 04:20 PM

@Pieman191 why did you copy pieman14's name? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
but still, what position would u like?

@DIVIN3, okkkkk then..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Pieman13

07-01-2009, 04:36 PM

its Pieman13 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif i have a clone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

bruce57

07-01-2009, 07:43 PM

sorry!

Account_Deleted

07-02-2009, 03:25 AM

me be ambasindor
and 2nd staff on your military pay check?
or anything govermental that doesn't require me to be stuck in the office looking at calender chicks wishing i joined a diffrent goverment?

bruce57

07-02-2009, 05:44 AM

u can either be ambassador to the EndWar forums, or Chief of the Air Force. not both. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DIVIN3oTACTIC5

07-02-2009, 09:34 AM

hey graham i would like to be minister of siege

Wizeacre621

07-02-2009, 01:04 PM

Hey Im Finally here,Okay Bruce should I set up 3rd pie or continue the Inquisition?

bruce57

07-02-2009, 02:27 PM

we can rename the Inquisition to be the Third Pie, maybe?

Mig-29

07-02-2009, 08:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N3V30:
*Introduces hidden blade to Migs throat* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
*Catches blade*

*Forces it into neveo's shoulder.*

*arrests neveo*

FAIL

Pieman13

07-02-2009, 10:48 PM

can we make him into a pie and eat him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Account_Deleted

07-03-2009, 04:21 AM

i'm the pidaseda
( pie embassindor)
(pie-das-se-da)
i'll be one for everu forums? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

bruce57

07-03-2009, 06:27 AM

okay!

Pieman191

07-04-2009, 07:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bruce57:
@Pieman191 why did you copy pieman14's name? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
but still, what position would u like?

@DIVIN3, okkkkk then..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I didn't copy his name. Pieman191 is the name I use for pretty much every site I frequent.

Pieman13

07-04-2009, 09:56 PM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

bruce57

07-05-2009, 06:07 AM

so pieman13 copied YOUR name? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Inquisitor_Zeal

07-05-2009, 04:30 PM

Sorry Bruce, im going to have to pass, i think this is just going to spam the forum...

xxxthatcherxxx

07-05-2009, 04:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieman191:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bruce57:
@Pieman191 why did you copy pieman14's name? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
but still, what position would u like?

@DIVIN3, okkkkk then..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I didn't copy his name. Pieman191 is the name I use for pretty much every site I frequent. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>you have just entered the twighlight zone
dun dun dunnnnnnnn

bruce57

07-05-2009, 05:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Inquisitor_Zeal:
Sorry Bruce, im going to have to pass, i think this is just going to spam the forum... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
okay. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

bruce57

07-05-2009, 05:38 PM

thatcher u wanna be vice president?

xxxthatcherxxx

07-05-2009, 06:03 PM

sold

Pieman191

07-05-2009, 11:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieman13:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I can be your assistant, but is really a undercover spy working for the Russians.

bruce57

07-06-2009, 06:24 AM

how about chief of the navy

Gypsy816

07-07-2009, 02:34 PM

I'll just be omnipresent as always. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

bruce57

07-07-2009, 06:54 PM

yes, as always. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Gypsy816

07-07-2009, 07:11 PM

Hey now! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

bruce57

07-08-2009, 01:54 PM

haha r u sure u dont wanna be prime minister? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

DNAz5646

07-08-2009, 11:45 PM

I wanna be minister of intelligence

Gypsy816

07-09-2009, 01:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bruce57:
haha r u sure u dont wanna be prime minister? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm good, thanks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I'm happy just being a fly on the wall.

bruce57

07-09-2009, 02:40 PM

dont start singing that miley cyrus song, now...

Gypsy816

07-09-2009, 06:32 PM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

bruce57

07-10-2009, 06:19 AM

my sister's obsessed with Miley Cyrus, i cant help knowing some of the songs!

N3V30

07-10-2009, 08:12 AM

...Sure...Your sister.................

Pieman13

07-10-2009, 09:43 AM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Gypsy816

07-10-2009, 05:47 PM

Yeah yeah. My sister used to be but meh. She outgrew it I guess.

ANYWAY!

bruce57

07-11-2009, 02:36 PM

i wish mine would. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Pieman13

07-11-2009, 05:42 PM

No one in my family likes her http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

bruce57

07-12-2009, 03:25 PM

who, ur sister?
haha thats kinda harsh http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pieman13

07-12-2009, 07:24 PM

who ya talking too http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

bruce57

07-13-2009, 03:34 PM

you

Gypsy816

07-13-2009, 03:57 PM

No you! Wait, where did this thread go to?!

BTOG46

07-13-2009, 05:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gypsy816:
No you! Wait, where did this thread go to?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It went the same way as all threads go when those two get involved......... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Gypsy816

07-13-2009, 06:21 PM

You, sir, are a speaker of truth. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pieman13

07-13-2009, 06:25 PM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

bruce57

07-15-2009, 02:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BTOG46:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gypsy816:
No you! Wait, where did this thread go to?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It went the same way as all threads go when those two get involved......... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
i cant help being a natural thread derailer! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Wizeacre621

07-15-2009, 02:19 PM

what does omnipresent mean?..oh and N3V you wanna be Third pies' First Pie cell...theres pie!

bruce57

07-15-2009, 02:22 PM

scorch r u still gonna have that sneaky shadowy mystery guy attitude even if ur not in charge of the inquisition?

Wizeacre621

07-15-2009, 02:31 PM

Should I...It might scare newcomers...remember chwigga

Gypsy816

07-21-2009, 07:28 PM

Whatever happened to chwigga?

bruce57

07-22-2009, 05:50 AM

he left cuz he hated us all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Gypsy816

07-27-2009, 07:35 PM

Oh... well then....

MrRandom004

07-28-2009, 10:18 AM

I thought he was still suspended

N3V30

07-28-2009, 11:49 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Scorch621:
what does omnipresent mean?..oh and N3V you wanna be Third pies' First Pie cell...theres pie! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CAKE FOR THE WIN....All I have to say on that.

Omnipresent is being everywhere...Like God.

And FAIL for not knowing what the Inquisition is.

Pieman13

07-28-2009, 01:19 PM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Capture him and turn him into a pie http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

N3V30

07-28-2009, 02:46 PM

*Assassinates Pieman*

You'll never take me alive.

Pieman13

07-28-2009, 03:29 PM

good thing that was a decoy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

N3V30

07-29-2009, 09:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieman13:
good thing that was a decoy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good thing I poisoned your drink aswell http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Gypsy816

07-30-2009, 06:49 AM

Being a fly on the wall, I feel I should report everything going on to the authorities but... meh. Battle it out! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

bruce57

07-30-2009, 07:42 AM

*sets off nuke*

MrRandom004

07-30-2009, 10:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bruce57:
*sets off nuke* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/kz2fat.jpg

IT'S CIVIL WAR

RELEASE THE GUNSHIPS

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/6/69/Vulture_Barrage.jpg