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Realjambo
09-14-2007, 02:01 PM
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18.. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Realjambo
09-14-2007, 02:01 PM
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18.. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

klcarroll
09-14-2007, 02:40 PM
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Sorry!! .....But I just stole this one for my Signature line! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

klcarroll

U301
09-14-2007, 04:00 PM
Kriegsmarine M3 - UKW = B
Rota; V; I; VII
Plugs: S19; Q17; H8
Wheel: A; D; L
ELLD KDWY LLSW KVGC GYJG FFRR

PhantomKira
09-14-2007, 10:45 PM
30.. Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

klcarroll
09-14-2007, 11:04 PM
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U301
09-15-2007, 09:51 AM
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WilhelmSchulz.
09-16-2007, 10:29 AM
Ive seen a few of these sayings on T-Shirts here in the US.

Karl_Donitz_Jr
09-16-2007, 12:03 PM
Now which apply to me? Oh heck - the following lol

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I could add those little yellow post-it notes all over that but I won't ~ it'll take up too much time lol

Celeon999
09-16-2007, 12:26 PM
I once saw some stickers on cars :

1. No Airbag... I'll die like a man
2. Dont follow me, i have no idea where i am

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

wh1skea
09-17-2007, 07:42 AM
31. The voices might not be real, but they have some great ideas.