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Jojo9999
01-28-2004, 10:44 AM
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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Green Winds
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BTW.........Have a Carrot.

When The Ax Walked Into The Forest The Trees Said "Look, The Handle Is One Of Us"...Alice Walker

"Old Age Is No Place For Sissies"...Betty Davis (who else)?

Jojo9999
01-28-2004, 10:44 AM
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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Green Winds
http://www.wannabebigforums.com/images/smilies/indian.gif


BTW.........Have a Carrot.

When The Ax Walked Into The Forest The Trees Said "Look, The Handle Is One Of Us"...Alice Walker

"Old Age Is No Place For Sissies"...Betty Davis (who else)?

skylark2025
01-28-2004, 11:43 AM
Hey I resemble some of those remarks! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Nice list Jojo. I have seen it a couple of times and I still giggle http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Speedyserd
01-28-2004, 12:25 PM
Nice to know what I am going to look forward to.

"Don't look before you leap. It'll ruin the surprise"

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kreeden
01-28-2004, 06:47 PM
A rule to live by IMHO ...
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional


A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.

One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fealess roar.


Poor Puff .... Poor Jackie . http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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CK9
01-28-2004, 07:00 PM
kreed, that song makes my mom cry, she thinks it implied Jackie paper died and that's why he didn't come. I say he grew too old for puff, who is a rather nice fellow when not suffering from depression. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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trucker2000
01-28-2004, 07:56 PM
I resemble toooooooo many of those. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif
I just won't tell you which ones. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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mystmum
01-29-2004, 12:40 AM
I always find Puff depressing. Whether Jackie died or grew too old and had too many responsibilities to have time for Puff, it amounts to the same thing.

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skylark2025
01-29-2004, 03:12 AM
Can I just say that Puff left Jackie. I know the song makes it seem the other way around but in the story (that I remember) Puff told Jackie that he was better and Puff left Jackie to talk to his parents.


*Like it really happend* GEEEZ I need to get out more http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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kreeden
01-30-2004, 12:00 AM
I'm with MM on this one . http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Its just as sad either way .

BTW the whole song can be found here ...http://www.amandashome.com/puff.html

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trucker2000
01-31-2004, 04:46 PM
I always liked Puff. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif He was such a Magical Dragon. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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