Crazy Thoughts

[Mr.scpt]

this website is too make u think of some things.stupid questions and such
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[Mr.scpt]

this website is too make u think of some things.stupid questions and such
Click Here If U Like Splinter Cell Chaos Theory! (http://crazythoughts.com/)

[SplinterCell_37]

Lol, i couldnt finish coz its too long but those are really funny...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

well now I know not to join the army, in case someone says 'fire at will' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Mr.scpt]

those crazy thoughts had me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif at first.

[collywog2004]

Doesn't a question with no answer have a name, I can't remember it, tho I'm sure it has a name http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Mr.scpt]

Its
Whats a question with no answer called.

[FN57]

Yeah, its a rhetorical question.

[collywog2004]

Thanks, I knew that it had an answer just couldn't remember it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Mr.scpt]

hear r some if u dont feel like reading them:
1Can u get cornerd in a round room?
2.why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?
3.why do we call a person that plays the piano a pianist,but if some1 races why dont we call them a racist?
4.Can bald ppl get dandruff?
5. If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
6. Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
7. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
8. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
9. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
10. You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
11.Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
12. If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
13. Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
14. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
15. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
17. Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
18.Why do we like Mickey Mouse but most people are scared of mice?
19. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
20. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[collywog2004]

#10 & #11 are the same http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by collywog2004:
#10 & #11 are the same http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
thanks for letting me kno.

[Mr.scpt]

i hope alot of ppl come into this topic and check out this cool site! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[C_X_V_I_I]

I guess it's not a bad site if you are really desperate to kill some time. The reality is however, most of those question can be easily answered with a bit of thought and common sense.

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by C_X_V_I_I:
I guess it's not a bad site if you are really desperate to kill some time. The reality is however, most of those question can be easily answered with a bit of thought and common sense. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
can u give me an example,bcuz most of those questions on there i cant answer...r u a genius or am i jus a dummy.

[C_X_V_I_I]

For example, the first one says, "Why do we say 'heads up' when we actually duck?" The phrase 'heads up' instructs a person to watch out, or look up often pertaining to combat. I've never seen a person say 'heads up' and in response people duck, don't understand where he learnt that, maybe it's just my experience.

"How do 'do not walk on grass' signs get there?" Uh... people place them there.

"Do bald people get dandruff?" Of course, it has nothing to do with hair, but dry scalp.

"What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?" Obviously you would have three more wishes unless instructed otherwise.

"Can a person with no ears wear glasses?" Has no one seen the glasses with straps around the user's head similar to goggles?

"Do stairs go up or down?" Depends on which side you are standing on.

"Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?" No.

I could do more, but I'd be spending hours doing so and that simply does not interest me.

[XyZspineZyX]

Here's a really crazy thought:
NSA is sober...

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by C_X_V_I_I:
For example, the first one says, "Why do we say 'heads up' when we actually duck?" The phrase 'heads up' instructs a person to watch out, or look up often pertaining to combat. I've never seen a person say 'heads up' and in response people duck, don't understand where he learnt that, maybe it's just my experience.

"How do 'do not walk on grass' signs get there?" Uh... people place them there.

"Do bald people get dandruff?" Of course, it has nothing to do with hair, but dry scalp.

"What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?" Obviously you would have three more wishes unless instructed otherwise.

"Can a person with no ears wear glasses?" Has no one seen the glasses with straps around the user's head similar to goggles?

"Do stairs go up or down?" Depends on which side you are standing on.

"Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?" No.

I could do more, but I'd be spending hours doing so and that simply does not interest me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
u take it too literally.like how do do not walk on grass signs get there.they r jus tryin to say that its in the grass rite.and nobody suppose to walk in the grass and somebody did to put he sign.nm i confused myself.

[C_X_V_I_I]

Maybe I do take it too literally, reality is, they're foolish questions which as I said can be answered with common sense. The site would be far more interesting if they gave a person something to really think about. Things that would baffle a person for a day and eventually the answer would come to them.

As I said, it's cool to kill time, but other than that, the questions are far to simple and easily answered with common sense.

[Mr.scpt]

wat about the questions i posted.look up a little and u will see 20 questions that i liked and r interestin to me.tell me wat u think.

[Mr.scpt]

hurrr's a another question:
Which part of a chicken has the most feathers?