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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 04:02 AM
Um, ok, I'm in the IGN site looking for interesting reads all the time, and more than once, I've read jokes about Mary-Kate and Ashley, like unclean jokes. And it's not only from IGN, other sites too. Ok, please tell me if I'm not imagining this, but Mary-Kate and Ashley are those two really annoying little girls from that old TV show, I forget the name, like Full House or something, I'm not sure, whichever, but they are basically children, and have been known for that. Right? Am I not mistaken? When did they become sex symbols?

Let me clarify this, IGN and other gaming sites are commenting on Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 Party or something like that. I remember a little while ago one of the sites made a comment similar to: "Only two more years to go!" With a little half-hearted "just kidding" after that. Now take it any way you want, but from the context of the paragraph, he was talking about 2 more years until they are 18 and are legally... well, legal, if you catch my drift. Then today, on IGN, in their review, one part about the graphics, the author commented on it, something in the lines of: "It's unfortunate they don't have any FMV sequences of the Olsen twins on the beach." Again with a half-hearted "just kidding" after that. Wait, when did we want to see them in bikinis? I thought they were the little annoying girls? I don't know how old the authors of these articles are, maybe they are 17, so it's not so sick, but they are only 16, come on, they're jail bait. What do you people think? Maybe I'm missing out, are they supposed to be hot stuff right now with the youth or something?

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"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 04:02 AM
Um, ok, I'm in the IGN site looking for interesting reads all the time, and more than once, I've read jokes about Mary-Kate and Ashley, like unclean jokes. And it's not only from IGN, other sites too. Ok, please tell me if I'm not imagining this, but Mary-Kate and Ashley are those two really annoying little girls from that old TV show, I forget the name, like Full House or something, I'm not sure, whichever, but they are basically children, and have been known for that. Right? Am I not mistaken? When did they become sex symbols?

Let me clarify this, IGN and other gaming sites are commenting on Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 Party or something like that. I remember a little while ago one of the sites made a comment similar to: "Only two more years to go!" With a little half-hearted "just kidding" after that. Now take it any way you want, but from the context of the paragraph, he was talking about 2 more years until they are 18 and are legally... well, legal, if you catch my drift. Then today, on IGN, in their review, one part about the graphics, the author commented on it, something in the lines of: "It's unfortunate they don't have any FMV sequences of the Olsen twins on the beach." Again with a half-hearted "just kidding" after that. Wait, when did we want to see them in bikinis? I thought they were the little annoying girls? I don't know how old the authors of these articles are, maybe they are 17, so it's not so sick, but they are only 16, come on, they're jail bait. What do you people think? Maybe I'm missing out, are they supposed to be hot stuff right now with the youth or something?

<hr>
"General, permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 04:45 AM
Well, im only 14 so yeah theyr realll hot! Even SNL made jokes about them once..and they are no longer annoying little girls..

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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 04:57 AM
whats the problem again? you dont like ign making jokes about them or you want to see 'em in bikinies?

either way, i cant even comment on that


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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 06:53 AM
Karl's obviously not even reading what I wrote, haha.

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"General, permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 07:20 AM
They already turned 18.... didn't they?


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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 07:24 AM
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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 08:18 AM
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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 09:09 AM
RELLY HOTT!!!!

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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 12:47 PM
I looked it up...they were born 13th of june 1986...that would make them 16...
Don't know about your country, but over here, there are very few virgins in that age catagory...

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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 09:33 PM
Well, this is coming from a 17 year old...Yeah they are pretty hot.

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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 09:42 PM
Coming from a 23 year old.... I'll be more interested when they turn 18/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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XyZspineZyX
11-29-2002, 09:57 PM
LOL @ that pic...though it didn't work for me until I removed the [img\] from it.

at first I thought it was supposed to be a really old man with a really young girl (lmao)...but the "Thanks for Sharing" was so corny that it was funny too.


Yes I felt compelled to explain where I found humor in the picture

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XyZspineZyX
11-30-2002, 06:55 AM
D00d they grew boobs! And i'm 16 so yes they're hot. I would find it freaky if some lonely 45 year-old feels that same way... ehg.

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XyZspineZyX
11-30-2002, 08:54 AM
*eyebrow raised* what the edited. thats some pretty wird stuff. need to go wash my brain now

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XyZspineZyX
11-30-2002, 10:14 AM
Ya, I remember them as those annoying little kids, but lookin at that pic higher in the thread, all I can say from an 18 year old is "I certainly would /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif "

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XyZspineZyX
11-30-2002, 07:28 PM
u know if they were from arkansas they would already be legal lol, they may be cute but i think they are skanky.

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XyZspineZyX
12-01-2002, 05:44 AM
I never said they were not pretty girls, I mean, if they weren't, they wouldn't have ever become famous anyway, but the main point is that when I look at them, all I can see are the two young girls from Full House.

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"General, permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
12-01-2002, 05:58 AM
zul448 wrote:
- D00d they grew boobs! And i'm 16 so yes they're hot.
- I would find it freaky if some lonely 45 year-old
- feels that same way... ehg.
-
Yeah me too. That's why I'm glad that I'm only 44 /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-02-2002, 08:22 PM
I wouldn't last 20 seconds with those two. They are looking way better than I remember the little girls in whatever TV show they used to be on. Ten seconds into it with them I would prematurely nut and I would die of a heart attack 10 seconds later.


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XyZspineZyX
12-02-2002, 08:51 PM
lmao@rachy

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XyZspineZyX
12-03-2002, 07:56 PM
Yah, well, I have to say, if I was locked in a room with them, I'll most likely mess around a little...

*FBI knocks on door*

Oh crap, someone said they turned 18, I swear, I didn't know they are 16!!

Hehe, j/k, anyway, come on people, I know they are pretty girls, but you MUST have seen better than that before. I actually have several friends that I find much more attractive than them, but then again they are closer to my age than they are, but too bad we are not friends with benefits, shucks. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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"General, permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
12-08-2002, 11:30 PM
there sell outs aka the blabbers /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
Demon_Mustang wrote:
- Yah, well, I have to say, if I was locked in a room
- with them, I'll most likely mess around a little...
-
- *FBI knocks on door*
-
- Oh crap, someone said they turned 18, I swear, I
- didn't know they are 16!!
-
- Hehe, j/k, anyway, come on people, I know they are
- pretty girls, but you MUST have seen better than
- that before. I actually have several friends that I
- find much more attractive than them, but then again
- they are closer to my age than they are, but too bad
- we are not friends with benefits, shucks. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
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- "General, permission to beat the crap out of this
- man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1
-
- "I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try
- to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from
- "The Sum of All Fears"
-
- "All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when
- I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"
-
- "War is not about who's right, it's about who's
- left." -Anders Russell
-
- "OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war
- with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon
- somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com
- "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
12-08-2002, 11:31 PM
they are sell outs aka blabber mouths

XyZspineZyX
12-09-2002, 02:11 AM
Ok, I lost you guys, hehehe.

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"General, permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1

"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"

"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"

"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

"OMG, we just might actually have a full-fledged war with Iraq! I just hope there's a US Army platoon somewhere that has a weekend off..." -theonion.com "What do you think?"

XyZspineZyX
12-09-2002, 03:23 AM
Reminds me of that lesbian russian rock band /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
12-09-2002, 03:38 AM
Demon_Mustang wrote:
- I actually have several friends that I
- find much more attractive than them


So do I, but I still think the twins are hot. They are only a month older than me.

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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2002, 01:42 AM
my parents said I had a huge crush on them when I was a little, little kid

and according to UKDCodacs, they appear to be a little less than 2 months older than me...and yes, I think they're hot

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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2002, 02:05 AM
The twin, they are heading down a bad road. Child star almost always turn out bad ( can you even tell me what happen to most of the child star?). ( good side kicked in)With the way you guys are talking, poor twins, reduced into a sex object.
(bad side kicked in) But with the way they are growing, they will look good when turn 18. (personally, I am freaked out by twins)


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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 01:28 AM
bump... to support a recent claim by myself

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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 01:38 AM
Baldy_ wrote:
- bump... to support a recent claim by myself
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Well I know what your talking about /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 01:39 AM
First of all they're nothing special. Hot girls are a dime a dozen.

That being said, who cares? There are plenty of fish in the sea. To answer Demon's original question I think it is a little innapropriate to say those sorts of things, especially on an income generating website.

XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 01:40 AM
Uggghh! They might have boobs, but they're still as annoying as ever. . . pedophiles.

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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 07:17 AM
Wow, digging digging digging.

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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 08:13 AM
omg why did you raise this long dead thread. Twins go away!

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XyZspineZyX
08-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Yea... no need to resurrect the zombies.

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