Favorite quotes from books and movies!!**possible spoilers**

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let me know some favorite quotes you have from books and movies. They can be funny or serious, whatever you want./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
well isn't this magical. fat ba*tard

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let me know some favorite quotes you have from books and movies. They can be funny or serious, whatever you want./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
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"Don't doubt the fuzzy one." -Kurt Wagner, X-Men Evolution

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From the Pink Panther:

The Inspector at an insane asylum, yells and points at the evil man being dragged away in a straight jacket, "That man is crazy!!!!"

Front Desk Clerk: "Hey, we don't use those words around here!"

Inspector: "Well what word DO you use???"

Front Desk Clerk: "Now, now!"

Inspector: "Well he is VERY NOW,NOW!!!"


LMAO!!!!



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good thread freaky

joe pesci in goodfellas........WHAT THE F*** IS SO FUNNY ABOUT ME?.....TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

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"...i fart in your general direction." Monty Pythoh Holy Grail

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Two Face in Batman Forever (Tommy Lee Jones), "Where does he get all those WONDERFUL toys?"

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"I'll be back" - the terminator-arnie swartznegger

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that parrot is dead.......no its not its sleeping.................monty python parrot sketch.....lol

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"one two FIVE!"

"three sir."





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"I'll have 4 fried chickens please."

"Would that be chicken wings or legs."

"FOUR. FRIED. CHICKENS..................and a coke."

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everyone likes their own brand./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif fat ba*tard in goldmember

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"Who is John Galt?" from Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

"He!l I like you, you can come over to my house and &%$! my sister!" R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket


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"Why must i be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"

"Throw me a frickin' bone people."

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Heres a great one, but catholic people dont be offended cuz the devil is saying this:

"Let me tell you something about Him(God). He is the biggest underachiever in the whole world. Something good happens, its His will. Something bad happens, He moves in mysterious ways. You take that overblown press kit they call the Bible and what do they tell you? S__t happens!"

-The Devil , End of Days

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Hey Full Metal Jacket guy!!!

"Im gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!!!"

-Gunnery SGT. Hartman

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"What we do in life... echoes an eternity."

- General Maximus Decimus Beridius, GLADIATOR


"Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back."

- Emperor Marcus Aurelius, GLADIATOR

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"Remember.... ladies, cloud the mind."

- Goose, PEARL HARBOR

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"wise guy ehhh??"-Moe

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"Who's Zed?"

"Zed's dead, baby."

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"how'd he die?"
"his head fell off"


dumb and dumber

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sometimes being a bi*ch is the only thing a woman has to hold onto. Delores Clayborne

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"twins Basil twins!"-Austin Powers

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I'm sorry did I break your concentration?? pulp fiction

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I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian, criminals prefer unarmed victms.

I have no freakin idea were the vegetarian one came from but I saw the other one off of a bumper sticker.

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"...i fart in your general direction." Monty Pythoh Holy Grail "

Classic...

One of my favorites is from Austin Powers:

"You can keep your money, and your mojo, i want the baby... I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, chiliiiiiis baaaby back...ribs."

-Fat Ba$tard

I just picked up Goldmember on DVD, and im borrowing Spy WHo Shagged me and International Man of Mystery from a friend of my dads.

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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I also have a few good quotes from Independence Day:

"You did not shoot that green $hit at me!"

"You really think you can fly that thing?"
"Well, do you really think you can do all that bull$hit you just said?"

"Ive GOt To get me one of these" (in regards to the Alien fighter's high speed)



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"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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"There is no spoon" - Matrix

".....You have to ask yourself: Do you feel lucky - PUNK" - Dirty Harry

"We come in peace" - Mars Attacks

"Keep it secret, keep it safe" - LOTR

"Is that your gun, or are you just happy to see me?" - Ace Ventura

"Today is a good day to die" - Flatliners

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I have crossed oceans of time to be with you. Dracula

"is this your friend??"(holds up toe) sheriff" he seemed taller." lake placid

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Oh yeah... Bram Stoker's... that's a good one Freaky! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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I can't remember which film this is from but I remebered it.

"How do you want that cooked?"

"Rare, and I mean rare. Just de-horn it, wipe it's butt and send it in!"


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Arnold S. in "Jingle All The Way" after diffusing several customers on the phone, ends a call w/his wife with, "And remember, your my number one customer!"

LMAO!!!

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FisherObsession wrote:
- Arnold S. in "Jingle All The Way" after diffusing
- several customers on the phone, ends a call w/his
- wife with, "And remember, your my number one
- customer!"
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- LMAO!!!
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Well, one would hope so! Good quote! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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"It's quality, man, not quantity." - Slater in Dazed & Confused

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"Laugh it up Fuzzball...." --Han Solo to Chewbacca

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Ace Ventura:

Landlord sneaks up on Ventura: "Ventuuuuraaaaa...!"
Ace: "Yes, Satan?"


LMAO!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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"SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE! PPPEEEEOOOOPLLLEEE!!"

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King Arthur: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Roy Scheider in Jaws

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"knowing too much can shorten your life"-Knockin` on heaven's door

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The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!

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Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? -- Princess Bride

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"I woke up this morning and just hated everything." --Tomb Raider

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing"-Darth Vader....

..i like that quote so much, it's going into my sig../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Cheri Oteri as Jane: Hi Mr. Reede! Like the new dress?
Fletcher: Whatever takes the focus off of your head! --Liar Liar LMAO!!!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

OR BETTER YET:

Some Guy: Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?
Flecther: Short, shriveled and always to the left. -- Liar Liar



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Christof: Cue the sun!
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Truman Burbank: Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night!

Truman Show

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"Always look on the bright side of life,,da da ,,, da da da da"-Life of Brian

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President: You sold control of American missiles to a foreign country?
Hacker: If you can call Canada foreign.
Smiley: Or a country.
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Highway Patrolman: Le Quebecois.
Boomer: Huh?
Highway Patrolman: You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!
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Highway Patrolman: I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
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General Panzer: What do you want to do, sir? About Russia, sir?
President: Yeah, why don't we call up and find out who's in charge over there this week.
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Mountie: Who are you?
Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!

- Canadian Bacon


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Good ones NSA... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"And now for something completely different..." Something outrageous always follows! LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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whoopi "take a good look at this face," Do you see this face"
whoopi "this is the look of a woman on the edge"
guard "yeah my wife has that same look"
whoopi "now you have to ask yourself, do I wanna work here, or do I wanna live?"
guard "I wanna live, I quit"

President of the bank "get larry the heavy set guard"

Jumping jack flash

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I LOVE that movie Freaky!!!!

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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

"Member of PitBull's Mafia"

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dogs barking can't fly without umbrella.

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LMAO!!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

The key IS the key!!!!

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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

"Member of PitBull's Mafia"

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you can't buy beauty, beauty comes from within,...oh You need extra help!! here take my credit card!!

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Now I'm going to have to watch it again!!! LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

"Member of PitBull's Mafia"

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sheriff"crocodiles can't swim in the ocean they don't like salt water."
Hector "well that will be your little secret"

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Mine is

El fatti bombom -- Ali G from "Ali G In Da House"

LMAO

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should I bother explaining this, he had such trouble with my name.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif lake placid

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"orange whip?" "orange whip?" "three orange whips!!" John Candy THE BLUES BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nobody want you Jamal! Not even the Clippers! - Jamal Jeffries's Agent

or

It was probably just the glare off of puff smokey smoke's teeth. - Jamal Jeffries as Juwanna Mann

from Juwanna Mann

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"but surely it wont happen "........"it will happen and dont call me shirly"........aerolane.....LMFAO......

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"You ever seen a grown man.... naked?" -- Airplane LMAO!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

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"cmon sit on my knee".........voice in gta vice city...lol

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"have you ever been in a turkish bath" airoplane

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Good one Bricktopno1!



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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

"Member of PitBull's Mafia"

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"her vibrator is so long she chips her teeth "...mrs doubtfire.........LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"It was a drive by fruiting!" -- Mrs. Doubtfire LMAO!

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will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

--Samuel Johnson

"Member of PitBull's Mafia"

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"Oh matron" Keneth Williams......carry on nurse

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hey bricktop our usa guests wont get that 1 but i loved kenneth williams.....lol

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Lt. Kilgores napalm speech in Apocalypse Now

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BoomerSSN wrote:
- Lt. Kilgores napalm speech in Apocalypse Now

I think it was,,

"nothing like waking up to the fresh smell of Napalm every morning"

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I like all of sgt hartmans insults, questions, and statements, i use them on phone prank calls



Message Edited on 07/16/0311:34PM by BoomerSSN

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Spinnaker wrote:
- BoomerSSN wrote:
-- Lt. Kilgores napalm speech in Apocalypse Now
-
- I think it was,,
-
-
- "nothing like waking up to the fresh smell of
- Napalm every morning"

think it goes: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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FMJ anyone?

"I don't like you. For now on I'll call you Private Snowball. Is that ok with you Private Snowball?"

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sober up and fly right!! pirhanna

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Almost forgot, one of my FAVE movies "Arthur"

Arthur: "I fell out of the car!!! Isn't that the funniest thing EVER???!!" LMAO!!!

Arthur: "You're a h**ker!?? I thought I was doing GREAT w/you!"

Susan regarding marriage, "Arthur, won't you take my hand?"
Arthur: "But then I'll leave you with one?" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Arthur: "You must have hated that moose." LMAO!!!

Arthur: "You sure you wanna be a night club comic?" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Butler: "Walk this way..", Arthur mimics butler's walk. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Arthur: "He's getting the knife out of the cheese..!" Linda: "You want some cheese..?!"

FOR NSA:

Arthur to the waiter that brings his drink,"My doctor says I must have 10 of these an hour.." LMAO!!!!



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the mysterious..
the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle
of true art and true science.

--Albert Einstein

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Since the quotes are getting longer, some more Python:

Reg: Hello, Sibling Brian.
Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.
Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom."
Brian: What?
Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P.F.J., etc." And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.

--
Peace is not an option!

Stick their heads on poles at the city gates. Let the whole world know - it is MINE!

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"Do you guys ever CATCH any criminals?" Tommy - GTA Vice City

"Of course, as long as it's cheap and sleazy" Mercedes - GTA Vice City lmao

"Who are these *****s anyway? Lawyer *****s, rug-wearing *****s, I'm surrounded by *****s!" Tommy - GTA Vice City

"Quit your squealing, no-one cares *****" Tommy - GTA Vice City


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"Wake me up inside, wake me up inside, call my name and save me from the dark.

Bid my blood to run, before I come undone, save me from the nothing I've become...."

"Evanescence - Bring me to Life" - Fallen

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Apu: Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.

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Ace Ventura --


Lois: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell??"

Ace: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now, Lois."

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"Like a gloooove." - Ace Ventura

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"Now thats the problem with terrorists- they're really inconsiderate when it comes to pepoles schedules"
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At a funeral

"It was so tragic, how their wonderful lives got cut short in a freak Gasoline fight accident..."

Derek Zoolander, in the film Zoolander

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Golden rules for an Axeman...

Then the nerd first
Then the scientist-type who knows "the secret"
But leave the regular guy and the girl to finally kill me
Wait, that can't be right....

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I may not know karate, but I know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it. Shanghi Noon

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"Mamma always told me life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna git." -- Forrest Gump

MY FAVE!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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you said wet shirt not break, not pissed shirt bend bar!! shanghi noon

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I second

"Mama says life's like a box of chocolates, ya never know what ya gonna get".

-Forest Gump.

Great quote...
I actually have a bumper sticker that says that on it hanging in my office. I also have a bumper sticker that says "WHO DA BOSS" and one that says "PARTY".

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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what did the romans ever do for us!

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1st mall guard "pretty soon I will being moving up to airport security" shows gun to second guard.
second mall guard "hey we aren't allowed to carry guns"
1st mall guard "well we aren't allowed to drink either" pulls out bottle. lol /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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freakishly wrote:
- 1st mall guard "pretty soon I will being moving up
- to airport security" shows gun to second guard.
- second mall guard "hey we aren't allowed to carry
- guns"
- 1st mall guard "well we aren't allowed to drink
- either" pulls out bottle. lol

he freaky! i know most of your quotes, but this!!? throw me a line, idnt have a clue "your only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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the movie big trouble. It is pretty funny!!

first guy grabs hand and breaks fingers..after second guy screams in pain "hey you just committed assault!!" first guy replies jovially " yeah I remember a time when you actually had to hit somebody". lol/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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no never come across that one ..."if it wasnt for that king s**t cop"

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Black Knight: Tis but a scratch

King Arthur: A scratch!? Ive cut your arm off!

Black Knight: Ive had worse!

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-Gen. George Patton

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benjamin franklin didn't invent electricity, benjamin franklin is the DEVIL!! I created electricity. waterboy

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"Man, the Corporal has got his nose so far up the Captain's A$$, I swear he's got to be Pinochio." -Some guy from Platoon

"Ahhh! My Groin!" -old guy from The Simpsons

"Now, that Mech is just a drone, but he could be dangerous to a fleshy-headed mutant, such as yourself."

-Trainer from Mechwarrior 2

"This time, I am prepared for you."
"Oh, so this time you plan on leaving before I kick your a$$.

-Cutter speaking to Kroax in Outcast

"English chefs make good food, but French chefs taste better." I just made that up http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"Tommorow, we'll go on our next mercenary mission. God, I love mixing business with pleasure..."

-Deadeye from Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries

"Allright, I'll do the mission, but remember: I'm too sexy to die young."

Jafs from Independence War II

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"Ahhh! My Groin!" -old guy from The Simpsons


Simpsons quotes are worthy of a whole seperate thread...

What "Ahhh my groin!" are you talking about, the one in the film festival episode with the film titled "Man Getting Hit by Football"?

That was funny as hell...

my favorite Simpsons quote comes from Mr. Burns:

"What are you doing in my corpse hatch...Did i say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube"

and another great quote is

"to alcohol, the cause of, and soloution to all lifes problems".


---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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I wanna see the freaks!! Homer Simpson

uhhhhh....we've been cancelled../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif crusty the clown

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"Perhaps you should put some pants on.... if you intend to continue fighting evil today?" -- Mystery Men LMAO!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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"keep your head down, keep your stiuped head down, keep your damn stiuped head down- Bad Golf Made Easy

The point of war is not to die for your country its to make the other basturd die for his

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Quartermaster: One Swedish made ***** enlarger pump.
Austin: That's not mine!
Quartermaster: One credit card receipt for Swedish made ***** enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster: One warranty card for Swedish made ***** enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster: "One book, Swedish Made ***** Enlarger Pumps and Me:
This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!, by Austin Powers".


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What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

The Blues Brothers


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"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

Goodfellas


"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

The Silence of the lambs

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

The silence of the lambs

"You know what they call a - a - a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?"
"No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a quarter pounder is."
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
"A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
"'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
"I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

Pulp Fiction

This one is a bit soppy, but i like it

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

When Harry met Sally


anyone got a light?

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Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the a55holes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.

American Beauty. (superb film)

[at the dinner table] Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*ck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a f*cking prisoner while she keeps my **** in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

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16x DVD ROM
4 x DVD+R\+RW
UK/IRISH 20 - inch Ultrasharp flat panel
128MB ATI Radeon 9700 TX TV out
Creative labs SB Live 5.1 Sound
All hooked up to my Sherwood Newcastle 925 Dolby digital Amplifier. B + W 602 speakers with Eltax sub 10.

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Dimension 8250 P4 2.53GHz
512MB RDRAM 533MHz
60GB ide Hard Drive (7200 rpm)
16x DVD ROM
4 x DVD+R\+RW
UK/IRISH 20 - inch Ultrasharp flat panel
128MB ATI Radeon 9700 TX TV out
Creative labs SB Live 5.1 Sound
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P. Leigh: ".... scruffy looking nerf herder!"
Han: "Who you calling scruffy looking?"

-- Star Wars


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Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!
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Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.


-Strange Brew

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"Luke, i am your father"-Darth Vader.....classic

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the name is Bond,James BOND.

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D2D.... from Return of the Jedi, or Tommy Boy???? LMAO!!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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FisherObsession wrote:
- D2D.... from Return of the Jedi, or Tommy Boy????
- LMAO!!!!!

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LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif "AHHHHHH ... The burn......!!!!" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Otto is so stupid, he thought the gettysburg address was where Lincoln lived!!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif A fish called Wanda

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my name is indigo montoyo, you killed my father, prepare to die!! princess bride

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"We are men of action. Lies do not become us" -- Princess Bride /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



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"Take me to bed or loose me forever." -- Top Gun

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From INdependence day:

Commander: Is there something youd like to add to this briefing?

Will Smith: No sir, im just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's ***, thats all...

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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Lois Einhorn: "How'd you like me to make your life a living hell?"

Ventura: "I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thanks for asking. Your number still 911? *thuurppp* Alllllrighty then!"

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My Existence Is Merely Sarcastic.

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Marge:Grandpa, are sitting on the apple pie?

Grandpa:I sure hope so.

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Ralph:Me fail english? Thats unposilble

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Marge:Homer, can we have a baby?

Homer:No! I still haven't put off the wieght from the last one

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--Unfortunately noone can be told what the Matrix is, you have to see it for yourself-- Morpheus, The Matrix.

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Is this your idea of fun mav--Top Gun

The point of war is not to die for your country its to make the other basturd die for his

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Empire Strikes Back:
"Do, or do not, ..... there is no trying." --Yoda

The League of Extraordinary Gentlmen:
"I'm waiting to be impressed..?" - Alan

"Kicking us out already? Moments ago it was all sherry and giggles?" - Skinner

"If you can't take it in one shot, don't take it at all." - Alan

"What IS that?" - Nemo, "It's me on a bad day." -Hyde

"What ARE you?" - Shadow bandit, "I'm complicated." - Dorian



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empire strikes back..........."search your feelings luke you know this to be true"......darth vader....../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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"Well, you gotta ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?'.... Well? Do ya, PUNK???" -- Mask

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you'll shoot your eye out you'll shoot your eye out!! a christmas story /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Burning boat scene from "The Mummy":
Arab: "What do we do now?"
Brendan: "Wait here, I'll go get help." {jumps off the ship}

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jackie chan to his sister " I don't call him roy obannon"
sister "what do you call him?"
jc "I call him roy o bologna" shanghi knights

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LOL.... good one Freaky!

Hard Day's Night:
Train Passenger: "You'd better leave or I'll call the guard!"
Paul McCartney: "Ahh... but WHAT? They don't take kindly to insults you know!" LMAO ! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Bas Boys II

*bad guy shoots his accomplice in front of mama's house

"what was that?!" said mama
"oh, he shot himself, its... very sad"said the bad guy
*holds up his hands like he didn't do anything with the gun in his hand*
"oh, well clean the mess up then"


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Die Hard I
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"Who's line is it anyway"....Drew-"Hahaha! The hat says, What Spanish soccer anouncers would do on their day off.."...Ryan-"*steps up*..*spanish accent*.."Yes, I would like the big mac and a coooooooooooooooooke.."...*he steps up again*.."You forgot my cooooooooooke!!".....*he steps again*.."WHERE THE HELL IS MY COOOOOOOKE!?!"

<img src=http://www.enterthematrixgame.com/img/characters_ghost_02.jpg> I'm Ghost...What's your name..?

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Batman Forever:
"Was that over the top?" --Riddler

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"Audentes Fortuna Juvat"

In Latin means "Fortune Favors The Bold"

From Non-fiction book "Return With HOnor" by Capt. Scott OGrady, U.S. Air Force.

"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"

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hotel manager "well there is a pet store down in the lobby"..
woman "A PET STORE?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU A WIZARD A GENIOUS?!?! MR. STUPID HOTEL MANAGER?!?!? best in show

rich young woman talking about relationship with very old husband.." we have alot in common, we like to go for walks,......snow peas,........soup,......we could talk or not talk about nothing forever......

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Tony-"so, wat do you think Otto will shoot tommorrow?"

Norman-"well, probably my IQ, low to high 80's"

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"If things go well mabe later I'll be showing her my "O" face"
Peter,"whats your "O" face?" "you know, OHHH OHHH OHH."

office space lol/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Milton ," well ok then..i could..i could...set the building on fire"

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"Bbbut that...that...was my stapler."

Milton - Office Space

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