In the interests of truth and reconciliation. A declaration.

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

This thread needs more babes.

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

This thread needs more babes.

[foxyboy1964]

Two safe bets...

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5060/katebeckinsales.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/katebeckinsales.jpg/)

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4571/8f818f8b1314b7a4e81017a.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/8f818f8b1314b7a4e81017a.jpg/)

If I had to choose I'm thinking Scarlett.

[Rjel]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by foxyboy1964:
If I had to choose I'm thinking Scarlett. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

As if most of us would be given a chance to choose. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

My Turkish teacher...and some useful phrases.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/capture_16032010_125659.jpg

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[Zeus-cat]

You can have Scarlett, I'll take Kate. As soon as raaaid wins the Nobel Prize for Physics.

[foxyboy1964]

Some say Kate Silverton is an acquired taste...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8952/speakoutkatesilvertoncr.jpg (http://img88.imageshack.us/i/speakoutkatesilvertoncr.jpg/)

I reckon I could get used to it.

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

Hmmmm....Beeb news babes. Stephanie Flanders does it for me...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/sflandersDM2908_228x363.jpg

Plus she really gets up Littlejohn's hooter and I stole Daily Heil bandwidth for the pic. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[foxyboy1964]

Ah, Stephanie takes us to a more cerebral level, as does Daisy McAndrew...

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6209/mcandrewdaisyd1.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/mcandrewdaisyd1.jpg/)

[danjama]

I'm liking this chick from Mad Men:

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Alison_Brie/ActressAliso_Vespa_56797278.jpg

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[danjama]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Viagra? You forget i'm only 22 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

Bloody young b*gger! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

[foxyboy1964]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Viagra? You forget i'm only 22 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

It's more a question of can she distract DJ with a conversation about economics while the police kick the door in http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The average 22 yr old thinks viagra is a rather interesting water feature on the American/Canadian border.

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

Viagra? Doesn't he play left back for Nottingham Forest?

[TinyTim]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Viagra? You forget i'm only 22 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then the real question might be whether you are able to hold it for at least as long as spelling the word "parliament" takes. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

j/k. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

[Pirschjaeger]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Viagra? You forget i'm only 22 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow, that's young Dan. You should really see a doctor.

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[Ba5tard5word]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
I'm liking this chick from Mad Men:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll see your secretary and raise you Joanie

http://img.skinnyvscurvy.com/2008/10/voluptuous-christina-hendricks-talks-about-her-figure-3.jpg

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

I would. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[AndyJWest]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
I would. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, but would she?

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

With me? What woman wouldn't? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[Pirschjaeger]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
What woman wouldn't? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mathematically your question can be easily answered.

number of breasts worldwide = A

your wife = B

the women who wouldn't = X

A/2 - B = X (assuming B would)

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[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

There's no 'B' in my equation. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

Although 'Women who think I'm lying' might be a consideration. Somethin' that good jus' gotta be attatched, right, sisters? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[AndyJWest]

Enough with the equations already!

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae65/ajv00987k/JaneFonda.jpg

Or is she too political? If she is, I found a good one of a young Suzi Quatro...

Edit---
There you go:
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae65/ajv00987k/SuziQuatro.jpg
Not her usual 'Rock Chick in Leather Catsuit' look.

Actually, Jane & Suzi look quite alike in some ways.

[danjama]

Joanie is lovely.

There's something about the 50's/60's make up and costumes that really does it for me, personally. I'm sure it's somehow linked to my interest in WW2 and the 40's. The apparent innocense of the women of the time is attractive too.

[danjama]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by foxyboy1964:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
Yes, all well and good, but can she hold a serious discussion about economics or the dangers of a hung parliament while you're waiting for the viagra to kick in? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Viagra? You forget i'm only 22 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

It's more a question of can she distract DJ with a conversation about economics while the police kick the door in http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[AndyJWest]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The apparent innocense of the women of the time is attractive too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think the word 'apparent' may be a clue to something here, Dan.

[danjama]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyJWest:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The apparent innocense of the women of the time is attractive too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think the word 'apparent' may be a clue to something here, Dan. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, i'm under no illusion of it being genuine innocense. I just find it much more sexy and respectable to be that way, rather than how many young women are in this day and age, especially around inner-city areas.

I believe it's called nostalgia.

[jarink]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyJWest:
Enough with the equations already!

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae65/ajv00987k/JaneFonda.jpg
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Since were going back the swinging sixties (Yeah, baby, yeah!)... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

http://img.listal.com/image/118658/500full-raquel-welch.jpg

http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ursula_andress.jpg

[danjama]

Raquel Welch and Ursula Andress i believe.

It's sad to see Ursula now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

[Airmail109]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ba5tard5word:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
I'm liking this chick from Mad Men:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll see your secretary and raise you Joanie

http://img.skinnyvscurvy.com/2008/10/voluptuous-christina-hendricks-talks-about-her-figure-3.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like to stuff my face in those

[Rjel]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
Raquel Welch and Ursula Andress i believe.

It's sad to see Ursula now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you expect someone in their 60s and 70s to look like they did in their 20s? That's life man. It happens to us all.

[AndyJWest]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
Raquel Welch and Ursula Andress i believe.

It's sad to see Ursula now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Suzi Quatro is looking a little frayed at the edges too, though given her lifestyle, I'm not surprised - seems happy though. J.F. seems to have done well largely due to the wonders of science - and why not?

I was trying to find a good shot of Debbie Harry in her early days, but even in her Blondie times she was showing signs of the lifestyle taking its toll, if I'm honest. What the heck though, she could sing (still can), and that was what we wanted.

Meanwhile, the men of a similar age can still get Hollywood roles, fill stadiums, and find younger women for company. Lucky bleeders!

[joeap]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyJWest:
Meanwhile, the men of a similar age can still get Hollywood roles, fill stadiums, and find younger women for company. Lucky bleeders! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You've never heard of the latest trend of "cougars" then. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[iroseland01]

http://blog.kievukraine.info/uploaded_images/3852-721000.jpg

How about that for too political?

She cause me and my friends to coin the term Pmilf.

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[LEBillfish]

+1 for most lame babe thread ever.....

K2

[iroseland01]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
+1 for most lame babe thread ever.....

K2 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lame!

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/kate-beckinsale/kate-beckinsale-20040421-557.jpg

[GoToAway]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by iroseland01:
http://blog.kievukraine.info/uploaded_images/3852-721000.jpg

How about that for too political?

She cause me and my friends to coin the term Pmilf.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've always agreed. All of the conservatives drooling over Palin have clearly never seen this woman. Easily the best looking woman in politics.

I'd actually watch her state of the unions. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[iroseland01]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GoToAway:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by iroseland01:
http://blog.kievukraine.info/uploaded_images/3852-721000.jpg

How about that for too political?

She cause me and my friends to coin the term Pmilf.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've always agreed. All of the conservatives drooling over Palin have clearly never seen this woman. Easily the best looking woman in politics.

I'd actually watch her state of the unions. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

bah..

I don't speak a word of Ukrainian, but I would gladly watch her read their budget..

Yes, she blows Palin cleanly out of the water. After that they have lots in common though.. Both are pretty pro-American and both can see Russia from their backyard. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Romanator21]

Yulia Timoshenko for those that aren't aware. To me it seems as if she has never undone that braid. As an aside, Ukrainian politics are very corrupt at the moment.

I'm sure you've all heard of Melissa Theuriau:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...o-4E&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taHkPtno-4E&feature=related)

Sand art girl, Kseniya Simonova (posted before)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhf3OvRXKg

[arthursmedley]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AndyJWest:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The apparent innocense of the women of the time is attractive too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think the word 'apparent' may be a clue to something here, Dan. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, i'm under no illusion of it being genuine innocense. I just find it much more sexy and respectable to be that way, rather than how many young women are in this day and age, especially around inner-city areas.

I believe it's called nostalgia. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My favourite telly at the moment, just..............astonishing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e..._Series_3_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rmrl6/Snog_Marry_Avoid_Series_3_Episode_9/)

I know those outside the UK won't be able to watch it, but for those who can...well, we live in modern times! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[danjama]

Maybe i should post my poem "Ode to the oompa loompa's"