one word story

[BTOG46]

enough

[GrimReaper84_AU]

was enough and 38 pages is far to long. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif



ohhhhhhh ****.. I don't think I pissed something off this much since I stole that crystal dragons egg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

[someone-else90]

38 pages is NOT too long! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif CH got it to over a hundred I think...

Mario decided enough waffles

[BTOG46]

were

Grim must be bored, he needs another <STRIKE>dumb</STRIKE> brave opponent, like Ubermalark http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Skoposh]

made of

[someone-else90]

uranium

[Skoposh]

and corn.

[someone-else90]

Therefore,

[Skoposh]

the Pentagon

[BTOG46]

declared

[Oakwarrior]

independence

[Skoposh]

from China

[BTOG46]

but Tibet

[Oakwarrior]

nuked

[Skoposh]

Atlantis

[Oakwarrior]

because

[Skoposh]

Atlantis had

[BTOG46]

invaded

[Oakwarrior]

the birdbath

[Skoposh]

of doom.

[someone-else90]

However,

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[BTOG46]

Mario

[Secret_Holder]

and

[BTOG46]

Znork

[Secret_Holder]

Went

[BTOG46]

Basejumping

[Secret_Holder]

in

[BTOG46]

Yosemite

[someone-else90]

after

[BTOG46]

drinking

[someone-else90]

lots of

[BTOG46]

Glenmorangie

[someone-else90]

What's that? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

at

[BTOG46]

a party
A brand of Whiskey, the name is Gaelic for Glen of Tranquility http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

hosted by

[BTOG46]

Red_orbiT

[someone-else90]

at the

[BTOG46]

Kremlin

[Madman_V3N0M]

where

[Oakwarrior]

Nival

[Skoposh]

bought

[Oakwarrior]

znork's

[Justice]

dancers

[someone-else90]

and

[Oakwarrior]

methane tanks

[BTOG46]

intending

[someone-else90]

to start

[BTOG46]

a nightclub

[Skoposh]

. Then

[BTOG46]

without

[tadaeusas]

an experience

[Vekelord]

they created

[tadaeusas]

some

[Skoposh]

time ago

[Secret_Holder]

(they created some time ago? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif . Someone should teach grammar 'round here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

a monster

[BTOG46]

waffle

[Secret_Holder]

with

[BTOG46]

melted

[joergino]

lead

[Secret_Holder]

(mmmmm....)

and

[BTOG46]

tin

[Skoposh]

arms

[BTOG46]

A waffle with arms? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Secret_Holder]

(amazing things happen in this thread)

but

[Yog1243]

it had

[Secret_Holder]

no

[BTOG46]

legs

[Alderbranchh]

or fish!

[Vekelord]

Unlike

[someone-else90]

I have given up ALL hope for this story. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I'm going to try to get it organized and updated later if I can.

But in the meantime my word is:

the ninjas

[Secret_Holder]

wich

[BTOG46]

were

[Secret_Holder]

fighting

[BTOG46]

bravely

[Secret_Holder]

Against

[BTOG46]

FCY

[Secret_Holder]

and his

[BTOG46]

Banhammer

[Secret_Holder]

(Yes, I hoped you'd say that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif )

but

[BTOG46]

were

Where is everyone tonight, everywhere is dead, it`s the same at Max as well

[Secret_Holder]

I don't now. Have you seen Justice lately?

suddenly

[BTOG46]

overwhelmed
he`s just logged in at Max, he`s browsing at the moment

[Secret_Holder]

Then he'll problably be here soon.

by

[BTOG46]

Alderbranch
he says he `ll drop by for 5 mins, if you want to chat he`s in our chatroom, just click my sig and come over

[Secret_Holder]

I think I will http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

and his many

[Oakwarrior]

bacteria

[BTOG46]

warriors

[GrimReaper84_AU]

with

I'm not trying to boost my post count.. reeeaaaaaly http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[Vekelord]

spikeclubs

[Secret_Holder]

and

[Vekelord]

acidic breath.

[Secret_Holder]

wich

[BTOG46]

corroded

[Secret_Holder]

every

[BTOG46]

weapon

[Vekelord]

in

[BTOG46]

the army

[Secret_Holder]

of

[BTOG46]

the Ninjas
Nicely designed new sig Secret http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Secret_Holder]

. So

I havent designed it myself. It just "spoke" to me.

[BTOG46]

thwarting

[Secret_Holder]

elephants

[BTOG46]

plans

[Elrath.com]

to dominate

[BTOG46]

the cult

[Secret_Holder]

of

[Oakwarrior]

Alderbranch

[tadaeusas]

,whereon

[BTOG46]

rejoicing

[Oakwarrior]

LOL

[BTOG46]

the

[someone-else90]

exemplary

[BTOG46]

Alderbranch

[someone-else90]

who

[BTOG46]

wisely

[tadaeusas]

denied the

[BTOG46]

rumours

[Vekelord]

about his

[Oakwarrior]

hamster

[unreal_az]

having

[Kartabon]

to

[someone-else90]

function as

[Vekelord]

he would

[BTOG46]

require

[tadaeusas]

some of the

[someone-else90]

best

[BTOG46]

cultists

[someone-else90]

, such as

[BTOG46]

Someone_Else90
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Vekelord]

and

[tadaeusas]

someone-else (not Someone)

[Red_orbiT_]

End of sentence?
Right.
. Death

[BTOG46]

swiftly

[tadaeusas]

took

[BTOG46]

the souls

[tadaeusas]

of an

[BTOG46]

entire

[tadaeusas]

dimensional

[someone-else90]

plane

[tadaeusas]

which

[someone-else90]

was

[Oakwarrior]

nonsense

[BTOG46]

but predictable

[Oakwarrior]

because

[BTOG46]

of Deaths

[Oakwarrior]

of Dudes

[BTOG46]

elswhere

[Red_orbiT_]

always

[BTOG46]

distorts

[Vekelord]

something.

[BTOG46]

The Force

[Final_Boss]

forces you

[Vekelord]

to force

[BTOG46]

others

[Secret_Holder]

to make

[BTOG46]

hasty

[Secret_Holder]

announcements

[BTOG46]

concerning

[Secret_Holder]

over-heated

[BTOG46]

arguements

[Secret_Holder]

about

[BTOG46]

Nival

[Secret_Holder]

strippers

[BTOG46]

dancing

[Secret_Holder]

in front of

[tadaeusas]

developers

[BTOG46]

drinking

[Vekelord]

beer.

[BTOG46]

Hooray, some punctuation at last http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Meanwhile,

[tadaeusas]

strangers

[BTOG46]

infiltrated

[tadaeusas]

Nival's

[BTOG46]

secret

[tadaeusas]

doorbell

[Kartabon]

located

[BTOG46]

in deepest

[Red_orbiT_]

ear.

[BTOG46]

Meanwhile,

[Phreaky_McGeek]

the muffinman


Edit: Removed improper content

[BTOG46]

departed.

[Vekelord]

no more meanwhile! were forgetting HOMM stuff! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
The behemoth

[Kartabon]

went

[Phreaky_McGeek]

to Alabama,

[BTOG46]

swimming

[Phreaky_McGeek]

in a tutu,

[BTOG46]

unfortunately

[Phreaky_McGeek]

the obese

[BTOG46]

swimmer

[Phreaky_McGeek]

got butt cramps,

[BTOG46]

and drowned.

[Kartabon]

A fisherman

[Phreaky_McGeek]

was hungry

[Kartabon]

and angry

[Justice]

because

[Alderbranchh]

THE FISH!

[Justice]

ate the

[Justice]

The yellow chicken looked like it had eaten cornflakes which were aliens in thongs. Super Mario enters, singing opera like a butterfly that soars into a window of the holy monkey house. He was singing to the dark with an archibald statue that was blue, and pooped his intestines into a jar. The aliens decided that they would choose to attack Znork because he had huge dissapointed eyes. However ******ed he looked while slapping the chicken, his childish nature roared inwardly. In great pandemoniom and gleeful expectations the chicken ate the intestines. The aliens attacked by disguising themselves like an orange orange, because it's obvious that Znork was drinking their water. When znork drank deep beer, an explosion sent the ducks flying away. Mario farted into a jar.

The aliens decided not to kill znork because he makes the world very crazy and irredeemable and because his exaggerated kinky inapprehensible sense isn't going to harm them. But znork still rejoices about himself in a storyline, unaware that ninjas are invading the entire world, minus znork's house and that the ninjas attacked themselves. Thus eliminating a potential that would be extremely fooling, he ate znork, but then ninjas did the twist again. Super Mario donates a library containing all of the plumber's funny snarlings, and also a Znorkish paperback containing the secrets to life beyond immortality, not to mention that Mr. Potatohead often reads kinky armors. While wearing [a] very kinky elephant string, Mr. Potatohead is green, hot, sizzling and stoned.

But znork decided to go and get buuuutter, which could be the most horrid thing znork had while snorkeling.
But suddenly a shark tickled znork gently and rubbed him without teeth, moreover the ninjas swam in the same birdbath which is the most luxerious and poopiest sharkpool.Znork ate a huge chunk of cookiedough belonging to the ninjas, and the ninjas hijacked this thread because znork and the shark had pooped on the cookiedough that was made of potatoes and chainsaws. Red_orbiT came to the birdbath while the birds attacked everything in the ninja. Today we are screaming because znork ate a huge biscuit called the Colossus. Unfortunately znork got a pain with the result unforseen. Also we took some pineapples that were eaten by giant Justices who looked horrifyingly cool. Justice decided to jump over Mars on the back of Alderbranchh, who was surprised of that, was trying to give a ban to science. However Justice persuaded Someone to kill FCY for him.
Suddenly and without an army Someone ate FCY who shot a zombielike Anju. But Anju evaded the fruity bullet and snatched FCY's supper soup consisting of Znork's polar beer and non - addictiv spicy hot nymphs. Llama songs are and driving That's why Anju eats cow nothing with supersauce. The ninjas with supersauce added dancing monkeys lightly fried and cooked taco just because it tasted like it could be Anju and included all the cultists. Meanwhile Red hopped to a dragon while holding his breath and flew to meet the king Oakwarrior III in his forestcastle. Oakwarrior III was baffled because Red forgott to bring the tuna of tastiness and pleasure. then a murder occured near the castle. It was accomplished by the infameous Super Mario. Oakwarrior the III lighted a fire to signal that the murder a little time afterwards was fake, which led to a destination that znork created as being creative. Killing the everlasting mint would be very inexplicable adn heartless; thus ending without the reign of chaos, occuring under our III Oakwarrior who is awesome, but rather evil and crazy. Agreed. Meanwhile, Skoposh fell out of the black hole into a strange pile of gold. This story ain't that wierd if you look at it as a kitten who licks, not purrs, then jumps onto a pole, where dogs poop despairingly around, while moderators BAN unhealthy sigs and spammers, except Anju and Someone and Justice. These highly esteemed, evolved and loved cultists were excogitate because of the drought imposed by evil n00bs who stop farting only to eat tons of scarabs at the school donkeyhole, although methane ignited in the jar, where all n00bs died. However, existential bannings continued to strike hapless ninjas, even smaller than grain which is terrible because of lack of a dung box. Somehow the methane seeped out of the mind. This leakage caused disruption and much anguish and rejoicing.

Amongst Super Mario's family there was such a m explosion that the ninjas missed their chance to eat the dung!
Znork said to never boiled asshats without spicy chilli farts stinking flowery. Then a wonderfull lich called skoposh entered the birdbath without bikinis, because he only had to drink ninjajuice before and therefore couldn’t help but destroy all of the spammers, depriving their mothers, therefor BTOG banned Skoposh. The aliens didn’t voice their objections soon denied complicity, and when questioned, they denied everything else except that Znork used to be rich before yesterday.
However, investments had proved that Znork wasn’t main character Mario decided enough waffles were made of uranium and corn. Therefore, the Pentagon declared independence from China but Tibet nuked Atlantis because Atlantis had invaded the birdbath of doom. However, Mario and Znork went basejumping in Yosemite after drinking lots of Glenmorangie at a party hosted by Red_orbiT at the Kremlin where Nival bought Znork’s dancer and metane tanks intending to start a nightclub.
Then without an experience they created some time ago a monster waffle with melted lead and tin arms but it had no legs or fish! Unlike the ninjas which were fighting bravely against FCY and his banhammer but were suddenly overwhelmed by Alderbranch and his many bacteria warriors with spikeclubs and acidic breath. Wich corroded every weapon in the army of the Ninjas.
So thwarting elephant plans to dominate the cult pf Alderbranch, wheron rejoicing “LOLâ€Â� the exemplary Alderbranch who wisely denied the rumors about his hamster having to function as he would require some of the best cultists, such as Someone_Else90 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif and Someone_else.
Death swiftly took the souls of an entire dimensional plane which was nonsense but predictable because of deaths od dudes elswhere always distorts something. The Force forces you to force others to make hasty announcements concerning over-heated arguments about Nival strippers dancing in the front of developers drinking beer.
Meanwhile strangers infiltrated Nival’s secret doorbell located in deepest ear.
Meanwhile, The Muffinman departed The Beheomoth went to Alabama, swimming in a tutu, unfortunatly the obese swimmer got butt cramps and drowned. A fisherman was hungry and angry because THE FISH! Ate the Beheomoth

(I think I deserve an extra word http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

[Phreaky_McGeek]

(his brother-in-law)


His doesn't count, and brother-in-law is one word http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Kartabon]

Great story http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

dissapeared

[Phreaky_McGeek]

under the wrath



_of...

[Kartabon]

of the fisherman

[Phreaky_McGeek]

which happened

[Kartabon]

because

[Phreaky_McGeek]

his pickle

[Justice]

, ruefull of

[BTOG46]

revenge

[Phreaky_McGeek]

, had attacked

[BTOG46]

the lobster

[Kartabon]

and then he

[joergino]

blindly

[BTOG46]

escaped

[Phreaky_McGeek]

via a

[Alderbranchh]

hole

[Kartabon]

, deepest one,

[BTOG46]

widest one

[Phreaky_McGeek]

in all of

[Oakwarrior]

"the holes"

[Phreaky_McGeek]

. Pickle ended up

[Alderbranchh]

red

cant we do this into a 3 word-story instead... much simpler and it does add some consistency usually...

[Phreaky_McGeek]

I've already started that, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif, but I recon we should, great and almighty Lord Alder. Perhaps it might start to make sense, too!

[BTOG46]

and sore,

[Phreaky_McGeek]

but feeling confident

[Vekelord]

to it's

[BTOG46]

relief,

[Oakwarrior]

he LOL'd

[BTOG46]

and continued

[Kartabon]

to BTOG home

[BTOG46]

where he

[Kartabon]

was making a

[BTOG46]

Curry.

[Red_orbiT_]

Death

[BTOG46]

smelled it,

[Kartabon]

and came into

[BTOG46]

view
I take it we`re talking Death as in Terry Pratchett here Red?

[Red_orbiT_]

to take

WELL I DON'T KNOW.

[BTOG46]

A platefull.
I thought you read his books? Death loves curries
Quote "I COULD MURDER A GOOD CURRY"

[Phreaky_McGeek]

good curry

I love the Terry Pratchett books! Thought I was the only one on the forums to even know what they were â¬_â¬

[BTOG46]

and Naan bread
I got every book he`s ever written, not just the Discworld books http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Oakwarrior]

are great together

God I love Terry Pratchett's book. Unfortunately I've only got translated Estonian ones... The english ones are waaay better.

[Vekelord]

but they

[Kartabon]

can't be

[BTOG46]

eaten with

[Vekelord]

a bad

[Kartabon]

wine

[BTOG46]

which

[Kartabon]

was tasted by

[Vekelord]

a barbarian

[Phreaky_McGeek]

has poisoned.

[Kartabon]

Then BTOG

[BTOG46]

ordered extra popadoms